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Dunkmaster Darius enters the preseason

Riot··4 votes·113,687 views

With the first pick in the draft, Noxus selects… Dunkmaster Darius!

No surprise there. 6 feet 5 inches. 266 lbs. 34 ½ inch arms. His signature dunk, the Guillotine, cleaves through defenders – one guy actually died trying to guard him at the scouting combine. He’s the best player in the history of the game and he knows it.

When Dunkmaster Darius hits the court, the entire League is going to stand up and take notice.

421 Comments

NVDax241 votes

COME ON AND SLAM!

Final GirI164 votes

AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!

DARKZZII111 votes

IN THE SPACE JAM

Dragon Fang Shot100 votes

HEY! YOU! WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

WorstVayneMars75 votes

HEY! YOU (Garen )! WHATCHA GONNA DO!

XNoSoulX25 votes

Party people in the house, let's go

Shadowchaser9924 votes

Sona Drop it , Malphite rock it, Ezreal down the room Rammus Shake it, JarvanIV quake it, Velkoz space KABOOM PENTAKILL

Manbear12619 votes

I'm gonna go call Charles Barkley and tell him League of LEgends is now the best game in history

FluxBound21 votes

DAM HE JUST GOT BAPTIZED

Paebak10 votes

its yo chance do yo dance at the space jam... alright...Revive

Seyunx8 votes

FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ

Iilvlil 76 votes

Original Dunk Squad, <333 Tristana Khazix Darius JarvanIV Jax

Caleum52 votes

Darius Yasuo Vi Pantheon JarvanIV DUNK SQUAD Jax Jayce Tristana Zac Khazix SUBS Syndra BALL GIRL Nami WATER GIRL

WexAndywn43 votes

MasterYi COACH

Apostasy Now47 votes

Only one man died? Darius, please.

DARKZZII35 votes

we now need a Lebron James Lucian

splawndive230 votes

I think you mean LeBraum James

Pikakashi13 votes

:0

Mattsumune45 votes

Please, Lucian can't jump. We need to make Jarvan black.

JUG4L KyriaKos12 votes

OHHHHHHH HE GOT DEM PUNS DOWN RIGHT NASTY

Blue Metroid29 votes

The name's Braum. James Braum

HemlockOverdose20 votes

SHAQoShaco

MrHappycroc6 votes

#PUNS OF DAMAGE

Creitz15 votes

you mean Leblanc James

MrSolomon30 votes

Dunkmaster Darius: Check. Princess Dress-up Karthus: Soon...

Four Strings27 votes

Does this mean the Courts of Justice will replace the fields?Garen

Alpha Darkblade15 votes

SOON.... Dunkmaster Jax JarvanIV Khazix Tristana Aatrox Vi Yasuo WILL COME OUT and WILL WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP

IRLRenekton35 votes

Master Yi is not in the lineup.

I am disappointed.

RIGed3 votes

why would master yi be in the dunk squad?

Shenphite6 votes

Indeed, Master Yi is the original dunkmaster. Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cw7DTvrdfA

B0112 votes

see ok. yi has no dunkage. He does not go up in the air and slam you down. The DUNKERS go up and than DOWN. Yi goes Side to side. He is the original ankle breaker

Sk8erclone2511 votes

now we need Superstar Viktor . For his q, he throws a basketball at a guy's head that bounces back to him, for his W he shoots a spray of white marker paint, for his E the area looks like the center circle of a basketball court, and his ult has a giant Jumbo-Tron following people around.

Arcade Charlie8 votes

im still waiting for Victorious Viktor

Olath Quortek28 votes

It honestly pains me to have to correct you... but don't you mean Viktorious?

heyitsRengar7 votes

Not ultimate, most likely legendary. Either way, this is going to be a sick skin!

RIGed14 votes

I believe you meant to say it will be "Slamming" =p

Shacha19 votes

HE HAS 8 MINUTES OF QUOTES 8 MINUTES

KimJongNUK37 votes

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Nyris1415 votes

Ok then convince Riot to do an ice skating Garen to show off that triple lutz :P

Sid The Haze7 votes

Ziggs is shooting three pointers!!!!

4lking5 votes

Zed summoner 4 summoner 14 item 3153 item 3074 item 3142 item 2037 item 3078 item 3071

BurgerWithCheese29 votes

Thanks I always wondered what to take on Zed

Tyrant Ken18 votes

Yeah don't forget his coreitem 3078

HipsterFish3 votes

spain revealed this MONTHS ago, cmon rito keep up :O

Infamous23 votes

We all revealed this to ourselves. it was a matter of when it came out.

Kraddaku1 votes

Is this the new Ultimate Skin? Since its usually yearly and this year there was none.

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