Champion and skin sale: 07.14 - 07.17

PART 1

Sorry for taking so long. Who is next?

That will be me.

Ok first question: Who the heck are you? Second question: What the heck are you?

My name is Fiddlestick and I eat fear.

Eat....fear?

Yep. I can smell fear, exploit it, and then eat the fear along with the life force of the person.

step back

Don't worry, eating fears of me is like eating me...it doesn't taste good at all.

Well as pirates we fear nothing in all the seas.

..........There is a giant flock of birds right behind you taking all your oranges and rum.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

chomp

ooooo...sleepy time now...falls to floor

Wow...was expecting it to taste like oranges, not strawberry .

Did you kill him?

No he will wake up in a sec.

Ow...that hurt.

Here's some Rum.

Thanks. Ok break time while I recover. Is there any question while I rest?

Yeah I got one: Why have us meet here? What is Butcher’s Bridge?

Ahhh...good question and one I shall answered....Right now.

PART 2

Now our city of Bilgewater is know for many things: Rums, gambling, and of course pirates. Now these combinations can lead to many fighting among crews that can, and have, destroyed many parts of Bilgewater. To lessen the damage and to make a sport out of it, we created a game for pirates.

And that is Butcher's Bridge?

Correct. The rules are simple: At the end of each side of the bridge is a port for a single ship. Each crew dock and then wait at their end of the bridge. When both sides are ready they fight to reach the other side.

Seems simple.

In theory yes, but having a large group fighting on a single narrow bridge can get quite crazy.

And fun for the people watching right?

Indeed.

And what do the winners get?

The one that reaches the other side of the bridge wins....whatever loot the losing team have on their ship.

!!!!!!!

That is right. Wins and you receive so much treasure. Lose and you lose everything.

“A Flaw in the Code” Part 7 (Previous parts are in previous champ and skin sales)

Come one, come all. Summoners please hear The truth about Riot is finally clear But first to understand, realize, comprehend, I must say the beginning, the middle, then end

The friends were all shocked by what Tahm had said And angry, because of him, their friend was dead They looked at the screen, saw their friend inside The one of them snapped, with a bound and a stride

He attacked Tahm. He kicked and he raged But smiling, the demon was not even fazed. With a flash of his teeth and a cavernous mouth The man was then swallowed, never to come out

Then Tahm tipped his hat and said to the three “You might perhaps wonder why to kill, I’m so keen An eye for an eye, a death for a death There’s only one thing that we champs want-revenge”

“See, to people on Earth, us champs aren’t real But trust me, in game every death we can feel And when we respawn, do you give us a break? NO! WE'RE SENT BACK TO LANE WHERE WE FARM AND WE TRADE!”

“We’ll never go back. It’s here we will stay! We’ve trapped all the champs that oppose us away!” The friends were now frightened. Their faces were pale My friend, I will see you next Summoner’s Sale

Why is the weapon color on the Nightblade Irelia splash pink, but in game it is green and red?

Is anyone curious why it is 3 champs and 3 skins that go on sale? Why there are 3 sides and 3 points on a triangle. Why... oh wait. No, this can't be! This goes much deeper than I once thought to understand.

makes angles with his Q. He is known to be the geometry champion of the Rift. 's angles are 90 degrees. The other two angles add up to 90 degrees as well. If we add all the angle measures of any triangle that makes, it must add up to 180 degrees.

180 degrees!!! THAT'S HOT! Oh no! must have been planning something! Let's look deeper.

But wait... is that not what they want us to do? Go deeper? Deeper into the void? This is confusing, but I think I'm getting to the bottom of it.

Wait... VOID. BRAND. Those two words... VOID is 4 letters, BRAND is 5. If this is a triangle we're talking about... it could be very likely that one of the sides is 3 letters? That would make it a special right triangle! OH WAIT! MAKES RIGHT TRIANGLES!

SOMETHING IS GOING HORRIBLY WRONG! WHAT DOES HAVE IN HIDING FOR THE 3rd SIDE OF THE TRIANGLE! WHAT WORD IS 3 LETTERS LONG!

Riot. Void. Rift. SR. Fire. Brand. Water. None of these work.... Wait. Maybe we've gone in too deep. Let's look back at the champions on sale right now.

None of the champions start with any vowels, which leaves out A, E, I, O, U, so that is 21 letters. The closest letter to the beginning of the alphabet is N. That's for Nemesis and Night Blade .

So, that leaves 1 skin and 3 champions. Wait, 1 skin, 2 skins nullified, 3 champions. It's simple. A sequence of 3 numbers! This all lines up now!

If we look carefully, 3-2=1. 1+2=3. Yes. This relates back to geometry... through basic math.

This isn't making sense now that I think about it. But every time I try to find another angle, it leads back to 3 numbers.

But that's it isn't it... finding another angle. Maybe I don't have to! What if all the angles were the same! If it were to be an equilateral triangle, that would make sense!

THE SKINS! THE CHAMPIONS! THE SALES! THAT IS 3!!! THAT IS IS! IT'S ALL THE SAME! NO MORE CONFUSION!!!!!

HALLELUJAH! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

I find it odd that they would put a champion on sale the week AFTER they put one of his skins on sale (Twisted Fate).

woot nightblade irelia

surfer singed so pretty :D

I was literally about to buy the nightblade Irelia skin as soon as i got off of the forums. Glad i saw this lol

Uhm, Riot, wasn't supposed to be on sale this month according to your July Sales List.

SURFER SINGED SOMEONE GIFT MEEEEEEEE TOMORROWWWWWW

When is Galactic Azir on Sale?

Cool

Why's Nightblade Irelia not match the splash art at all in terms of color?

put zed next

what

I just gifted my friend yesterday or that day before (Night blade) just so he would play top lane, ALL HE PLAYS IS Totally hinting at like that half refund thing yall do :P

riot can u pls put gnar on sale bc I have rp in the moment and I wanna buy gnar and dino gnar soo pls riot put him on sale!!!!

The Nightblade splash reminds me of Skyrim