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Elise (487 RP) was clearing the jungle.
"This is so easy," she said to her little spiderlings as the blue golem went down with ease, giving her the buff.
She was quite happy that she hadn't been nerfed yet, so she was still pretty useful.
"Speaking of nerfs..." She thought, "I should go help Irelia (440 RP) on top lane."
The enemy Myrmidon Pantheon (260 RP) had been giving her teammate quite a bit of trouble, but now she was buffed and ready to gank.
Elise hid in the bush, which Pantheon hadn't warded cause, you know, noob. She waited patiently a couple of seconds to get the perfect shot.
She raised her hand in front of her, put her fingers like spiderman, and fired a web. It landed perfectly on Pantheon, who was frozen in place.
She tossed an exploding spiderling and a blast of neurotoxin, then she went into spider form.
Irelia began firing her blades at the now helpless Pantheon. As he saw the spider coming down on her to finish him off with her venomous bite, a single manly tear ran down his cheek. If he had only been a baker... This wouldn't have happened.
Elise looked down on the corpse of her enemy. She smiled.
It was time to gank bot lane now. Bandit Sivir (375 RP) was pushing the turret, so it should be quite easy to catch her unaware.
She walked towards the bottom lane, ignoring the nearby jungle camps just to get there faster.
Suddenly, she saw how the enemy team's midlaner, Dynasty Ahri (487 RP), went down to help Sivir bring down the turret.
"Good," whispered Elise as she ran towards her enemies, "2 birds with one sto..."
She stopped in her tracks. She was frozen, she couldn't move.
"What the... Did I disconnect?"
But no, a normal disconnect wouldn't have brought down her health so much.
"Who is your summoner?" Asked a voice behind her, "and what does he do?"
She didn't recognize this voice. As soon as she was able to move, she turned around to face her attacker.
There stood a blue dude with an axe (292 RP), facing her.
"Uhmmm... Who are you? Your model and textures look so outdated, are you sure you shouldn't be in DOTA2?"
The blue guy sighed.
"I'm Sion! The Undead Champion!"
"Oh!" Exclaimed Elise, "shouldn't you be green?"
"Huh?"
"Your icon is green, your splash art is green..."
Sion had never noticed that before, and this made him quite pissed. A red orb surrounded him as he charged onto Elise.
Having never faced him before, Elise had no idea what his spells were. She charged at him anyway.
Sion's shield exploded and Elise died.
**"Ok...time to get back on working that Battlecast Skarner. Must not let anything distract me this tim-OH sweet...new season of Korra." **
**"You only gave me 1 leg and half a claw. Can you at least finish my legs?"
**
**"Yeah yeah...after this season is over." **
Ahri disabled? Let's sell one of her skins!
Wow that Pantheon skin is ugly. Looks like they used a highlighter on him.
that panth skin is horrendous... it looks like everything is made of cheese
3 of the ugliest in-game skins.
so 
has red hairs in his helmet in the splash art, but in the game his entire helmet is yellow?
what is this?
Hi mom!
I know this is totally off topic but..... uhhh maybe could you change kassadin's joke? "I try to silence my mother...etc" I dunno if its me but it bothers me, since..... you know, his silence was taken off. Am I the only one thinking this?
