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xXCrowsNestXx223 voteswho else hoped for "Uncle Ryze" and "Statue of Karthus" to be on skin sale
Lord Redshanks27 votesI know, right? It's probably because a lot of people besides the ones in the U.S. play LoL and they didn't want to offend anyone.
theblankinator33 votesFor some reason I don't think that celebrating a national holiday will offend anyone.
Rast3372 votesThey made world cup skins and the US sucks at soccer so I think we deserve something.
Phyn1x37 votesSoccer isnt a big sport in the USA, so yea us having a skin sale on our most important holiday is not something that is going to offend others... if it does who cares, they forced soccer crap on us lol..
MeFab142 votes#ThingsthatTimHowardcouldsave
Fewnomial11 votes@Domo Gensiss - Soccer is a great sport, but it isn't nearly as popular as other sports in the USA.
Just think about where you get to watch World Cup soccer games for free at home during weekdays: Univision. If soccer was so popular, then ABC would probably have made bids against ESPN to broadcasting rights during weekdays, but guess what, it didn't. Consequently, the Olympics are more popular in the US than the World Cup, let alone your average year-round soccer match, which again you can find on Univision.
It would, however, be fair to say that soccer is a growing sport. It's just a baby. Did you know that the MLS has only been around since 1993 (21 years)? In contrast, the NBA was founded in 1946 (68 years), the NFL in 1920 (94 years) and the MLB was in 1869 (145 years).
Brazzercise8 votes@Fewnomial I would hate to assume that everyone on the internet is dumb, but you might want to look up what company owns ESPN. (Hint:: its ABC).
Babyoldman16 votesactually we (U.S) made it to the round of 16 in the world cup and only lost by 1 point on both games we lost... although it will probably not be as big as baseball, basketball, and football in the U.S it's becoming more popular
TheMineA719 votes[deleted]
TehAgentZero8 votesMy country wasnt even allowed to take part with the FIFA
ThanhAnLe16 votesare you stupid? How is the U.S. bad at soccer? It might not be our number one sport, but we're not bad at it.
NDiezel9 votes@molioth. Are you slow in the head? All he said is US isn't bad at it. And considering they even qualified for the world cup let alone advance to round 16, he's absolutely right. US calls it soccer, get over it. You don't see them yelling at Brits for calling a beer a pint. Different countries have different names for things.. Welcome to the world, you ignorant clown.
Excaladin6 votesSoccer IS a big sport in US. Maybe not to you, but there's a reason why it's the most watched/most popular sport in the world. It's also the NA server, which means Canada, US and Mexico, so I guess we all deserve something right?
Fizsh6 votesWell the fact that the U.S made it to World Cup... They don't suck they just aren't as good.
Haelfire7 votesthis is NA server unless skin sales are global
Lord Moriuz9 votesI have accounts on multiple servers. Skin sales are global except for the servers in Asia, which have different sales. But NA, LAN, LAS, BR, EUW, EUNE, TR, OCE and CIS have the same sales.
The best server for skins is Turkey: RP is cheaper there and they often get extra skin sales that are just for that server.
DarkConsumer14 votesthey had a Chinese new year skin sale.. i don't think we were offended...
Ponziani9 votes
was hoping for 
Lord Moriuz170 votesElise (487 RP) was clearing the jungle.
"This is so easy," she said to her little spiderlings as the blue golem went down with ease, giving her the buff.
She was quite happy that she hadn't been nerfed yet, so she was still pretty useful.
"Speaking of nerfs..." She thought, "I should go help Irelia (440 RP) on top lane."
The enemy Myrmidon Pantheon (260 RP) had been giving her teammate quite a bit of trouble, but now she was buffed and ready to gank.
Elise hid in the bush, which Pantheon hadn't warded cause, you know, noob. She waited patiently a couple of seconds to get the perfect shot.
She raised her hand in front of her, put her fingers like spiderman, and fired a web. It landed perfectly on Pantheon, who was frozen in place.
She tossed an exploding spiderling and a blast of neurotoxin, then she went into spider form.
Irelia began firing her blades at the now helpless Pantheon. As he saw the spider coming down on her to finish him off with her venomous bite, a single manly tear ran down his cheek. If he had only been a baker... This wouldn't have happened.
Elise looked down on the corpse of her enemy. She smiled.
It was time to gank bot lane now. Bandit Sivir (375 RP) was pushing the turret, so it should be quite easy to catch her unaware.
She walked towards the bottom lane, ignoring the nearby jungle camps just to get there faster.
Suddenly, she saw how the enemy team's midlaner, Dynasty Ahri (487 RP), went down to help Sivir bring down the turret.
"Good," whispered Elise as she ran towards her enemies, "2 birds with one sto..."
She stopped in her tracks. She was frozen, she couldn't move.
"What the... Did I disconnect?"
But no, a normal disconnect wouldn't have brought down her health so much.
"Who is your summoner?" Asked a voice behind her, "and what does he do?"
She didn't recognize this voice. As soon as she was able to move, she turned around to face her attacker.
There stood a blue dude with an axe (292 RP), facing her.
"Uhmmm... Who are you? Your model and textures look so outdated, are you sure you shouldn't be in DOTA2?"
The blue guy sighed.
"I'm Sion! The Undead Champion!"
"Oh!" Exclaimed Elise, "shouldn't you be green?"
"Huh?"
"Your icon is green, your splash art is green..."
Sion had never noticed that before, and this made him quite pissed. A red orb surrounded him as he charged onto Elise.
Having never faced him before, Elise had no idea what his spells were. She charged at him anyway.
Sion's shield exploded and Elise died.
Aevo 5521 votesI couldn't stop laughing while reading this! "Pantheon hadn't warded cause, you know, noob." :D Another great story! Keep up the good work!
Thornz5 votesHaha this is the funniest one you put out imo. Good work Moriuz, good work.
VentusDragoon13 votesThe Tale of AP Sion is very true. Get stunned for an ungodly long time while taking massive damage, then get killed by a shield, of all things.
CYBERSUCC8 votesSHOTS FIRED! I REPEAT SHOTS FIRED! PAGE THE DOTA PLAYERS!
lightdragoon8855 votes
**"Ok...time to get back on working that Battlecast Skarner. Must not let anything distract me this tim-OH sweet...new season of Korra." **
**"You only gave me 1 leg and half a claw. Can you at least finish my legs?"
**
**"Yeah yeah...after this season is over." **
KBingo7 votesDrop everything and watch 
XD
Stanley Goodman35 votesAhri disabled? Let's sell one of her skins!
Ann Loris8 votesThey posted skin sale shedule like 2 weeks ago...
AmarronUSN7 voteswish they would quit putting her ugly skins on sale.
Tyrant Swain 211 votesWhen was the last time Foxfire went on sale? Oh right, that was 2 Dynasties ago... or maybe more.
JetBlackSteel3 votesAll of Ahri's skins are pretty. Dynasty is so underrated. It's subtle and pretty. Though I don't think it should cost as much as it does. I actually think Foxfire is ugly.
JimmyNtheKudos14 votesWow that Pantheon skin is ugly. Looks like they used a highlighter on him.
SinisterGoat13 votesthat panth skin is horrendous... it looks like everything is made of cheese
Steel975313 votesProbably Jumped Off a cliff, with a bunch of liquid cheese on the bottom..
Master of Meeps11 votes3 of the ugliest in-game skins.
Locxas19 votesDynasty Ahri isnt her best skin but its not that bad...And I actually like Bandit Sivir...I definitely agree about the Pantheon one tho
Seth the Bum35 votesYou'd think Pantheon's armor would actually match his splash art, not be school bus yellow.
Lord Moriuz13 votesThe model's colours not matching the splash art? I guess Sion is not alone here XD
Spyanide5 votesor highlighter yellow >.< seriously, why is it so fluorescent
FalconPaaaawnch26 votesWait... Mustard yellow and a ketchup red cape... what if this skin isnt baker pantheon but hot dog stand pantheon! Still looks like ass though
Tuong54110 votes
what is this?
Furi7 votesUrgot's new splash art?
TTVWightWulf4 votesmaybe if anyone ever read the patchnotes!
sa86BKmlUk8 votesRead patch notes then fuck.
DPW LinkzMcGee23 votesThis is one of those times when punctuation is important.
ElJanitorFrank1 votesIt could be taken either way. Like "Read the patch notes fuck!" not addressing him, or Read the patch notes, fuck." addressing him.
Forerunnerr13 votesOr, they could be instructions. "Read patch notes, then fuck." 
- "Come to bed, baby.... I'm feeling a bit cold...." 
- "Hold on, they did some cool stuff to Maokai's skills.... Okay, NOW you're gonna get it..."
Spartan 72110 votesso 
has red hairs in his helmet in the splash art, but in the game his entire helmet is yellow?
Yashiimasta9 votesHi mom!
CaptainPandas4 votesI know this is totally off topic but..... uhhh maybe could you change kassadin's joke? "I try to silence my mother...etc" I dunno if its me but it bothers me, since..... you know, his silence was taken off. Am I the only one thinking this?
