New free champion rotation: Blitzcrank, Draven, Evelynn & more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: We are a pirate
"I hate Bilgewater."
"Come on boss, it's not all bad."
"You sure? The air smells worse than Gangplank's outhouse. Wharf rats bite you at every opportunity. I'm pretty sure we are going to get shanked at any moment and the people swear worse than a ranked player."
"Well, aren't you a negative nancy."
"Thank you all for coming to today's celebration. Here we mark the one year anniversary since we killed the murderous Gangplank."
"STILL NOT DEAD!"
"SHUT UP, NO ONE CARES! Anyways, we are also celebrating the day I became your leader."
"Well, we didn't exactly vote you in."
"No, but because I killed Gangplank. I have the biggest gun, which puts me in charge."
"But, isn't that how Gangplank became the leader?"
"Yep, she isn't really any different than me. Except I actually killed me father."
"Man, she seems almost as full of herself as you sir."
"Not the same, I actually acknowledge what a terrible boss I am."
"Yeah, she's a real piece of work."
"Anyways, I have a lot planned for today. We have bobbing for bullets over there. And t-"
"YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF MANA!"
"Pirate Ryze, is that you?"
"YOU BET YOUR SWEET COIN IT'S ME."
"What are you doing storming in here like this?"
"I have come for the booty."
"Haven't we all."
"I figure, since you took over from Gangplank last year. I should kill you and take over this year."
"What? No, that's not how it works. I stay in charge, you follow me. We don't need to kill each other once a year."
"Well, I say we do. And I brought some friends to help me do it."
"Is, is that me old crew?"
"Do what you want, cause a pirate is free!"
"YOU ARE A PIRATE!"
"Yar har, fiddle di dee."
"Being a pirate is all right with me.."
"Do what you want, cause a pirate is free!"
"YOU ARE A PIRATE!"
"You are a pirate."
"Starts waving his sword around without using his hands."
"ENOUGH WITH THE OUTDATED REFERENCES!"
"What, it's fun to say. Fine, I guess me and my crew can just take over then."
"Wait, hang on guys. Don't do this. SOMEONE, HELP, WHERE IS MY CREW!"
"They bobbed for one too many bullets."
"GIMME ALL YOUR BOOTY!"
"Aha! You can't take over."
"Oh yeah, why not?"
"Because you are not lore skins. Ryze is in no way a pirate. You can't interfere with the lore. And killing me would really interfere with it."
"What, that can't be true?"
"It is. Bad things will happen to you. I mean, SKT Sivir tried something and look where she ended up."
"What, they could have killed Captain Miss Fortune. Why didn't you say something earlier."
"Honestly, I just didn't care enough."
"Alright let's go guys. We can hunt that hidden box, with the booty and the locks."
"Yeah, I'm getting out of here too. I don't even remember why we came in the first place."
The Time Juncture: Season 1 - Episode 3
Viktor patiently waited as he sat on his intimidating throne. He was stressed by the overwhelming growth of the opposition.
lightly "Send him in"
The giant doors were supposed to open, but stayed shut.
"I SAID SEND HIM IN!"
Viktor coughs violently, but nothing happens. Viktor then slams the AI button.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
"Your warning system has been initiated."
"I know the consequences of bringing a duplicate from the Corporate Age! How about you learn to suck it up and carry out my commands!"
"Sir, I strongly advise you against carrying this plan out. If you do this, his appearance can send ripples throughout the timeline and can potentially destroy life as we know it."
"And I care because..."
"Very well."
The giant white doors opened and a monster with a telephone appeared.
"Where the hell am I?"
"Ah, welcome Corporate Mundo! You have a lot to catch up on!"
"Ok..."
"In your time, did you ever meet Lissandra?"
"Yeah. She came to our offices from time to time, but no one was really fond of her."
grabs a snow globe off of his desk "She decided to defy the rules. So, she built a curse and froze everything from Demacia to Noxus."
Viktor crushed the snow globe and watched as his hand bled from the shattered glass.
shocked "OH MY!"
"What?... Oh. That is my most prized possession, his blood runs this office!"
Behind Viktor was the slain Jayce. He was tied to the wall and looked super pale. There were five tubes that were connected to different parts of his body, all drawing blood at a very slow rate.
"YOU MONSTER!"
ignoring Mundo "You see, I built this small machine that can power this office for a week at the cost of one drop of his blood. And it's been four weeks already!"
"I'm going to leave now."
"You leave and the whole world will die. I'm sure that I don't have to explain the consequences of time jumping to you."
"F**k it then. What do I have to do to return back to my time period?"
Taps his glass desk and a picture was projected in mid air "Kill him. His name is Ekko and he can time jump, so be careful."
"I can't promise anything. But, I'll try harder than usual. My boss is waiting for me."
"No, no, NO! I'm going to need more assurance than that. You see, when villains such as myself send you into the wild, we must make sure that the job is complete. SIT DOWN!"
Viktor shoves Mundo into an electric chair. He then opens walks over to the side cabinets and pulls out a wired helmet.
"What? So, you're going to kill me now?"
"No, but this is going to be VERY painful. The helmet is going to read your brain neuron frequencies. When my desk turns red, I know that you are close to dying."
getting feisty "I TOLD YOU! I am ready to kill him!"
"Shhhh! Be quiet! We don't want the people outside this door to hear you."
"You're psychotic."
Viktor then takes a piece of metal and shoves it in Corporate Mundo's mouth. The metal cuts the ends of his mouth and blood starts to roll down his chin.
sound is muffled by the metal "ARGGGGH!"
Viktor then smirks and pulls the lever. The electric bolts start moving from the bottom of the chair towards Mundo. Mundo screams in agony and then the bolts reach him. He shakes vigorously and Viktor starts to laugh.
All of the sudden, a blue portal opens and Ekko jumps out. The portal shuts immedeatly afterwards.
"What the hell?!?"
"Zilean told me everything. Surrender now or regret it!"
"I hate your catch line. You need to improve on that."
Ekko rushes forward, but is stopped by Viktor.
"Uh, uh, UH! Take one more step or dive, and I'll kill him."
Ekko grunts.
"I am going to take this portable lever that controls the chair. If you come after me, he dies."
"DON'T DO THIS! IT'S ALL OVER!"
"If you really want to kill me, come to the Shadow Isles."
"I'm going to kill you!"
"We'll see about that, Poshspice."
Viktor then sprints to the escape pod vault, enters the key and then immedeatly takes off.
worried "Oh no! What do I do?"
"Master Ekko, Corporate Mundo only has 45 seconds until he dies."
"Master? I have an idea."
Meanwhile in the escape pod...
"AI, set a course for the Shadow Isles. I want to formally meet Jhin."
"Very well. And shall I turn off tracker mode?"
"Yes."
There are three more episodes left in this season.
SKT Sivir 
Eat oranges and be K
Bring me dat ass
Where did my health bar go
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
When you're about to kill her and she uses her W
Lord help us all
Gotta go fast
I. Cant. Move.
Where did my health bar go
Can you just die?
More Gosu/Doublelift tryhards
too true
#The Arcade
Season 2: Episode 1: The New Guys.
"Hello everyone and welcome to The Arcade, the show where we try to be funny, and fail."
"Uh, Hecarim?"
"I'm trying to have a normal episode here, so wait until were done recording please."
"But, it's an emergency!"
"Fine, I'll check it out."
1 Minute Later..
"The Toilet being clogged is an emergency?"
"Nope, this was a distraction so the new guys can appear."
"WAIT WHAT"
"WHO WANTS SOME PRINGLES"
"Hello."
"Hi! We're the new Arcade Skins!"
"Shouldn't there be a 'Battle Boss' skin also?"
"Idk we weren't supposed to be leaked"
"OH"
One eternity later..
"PRINGLES PRINGLES PRINGLES PRINGLES PRINGLES PRINGLES PRINGL-"
"Please stop."
"Welp, now we have more employees."
"..?"
"Anyway, back to our normal shenanigans. MF, say the free champ rotation."
"The new free champ rotation includes annoying champions such as Fiora, Fizz, and Blitzcrank."
"BASICALLY DONT PLAY TOP, MID, OR BOT THIS WEEK"
"Or, just ban those champions."
"That works."
"PRINGLES"
"We also have a new champion coming, Kled and skaarl."
"???"
"What this girl sayin?! Are you threating my Skaarl?"
"Oh right Sona can't talk."
"What was that? I should go for the Septakill? Well, if you say so."
"Uh no, what is it like almost being a champion?"
"Oh, uh, GET OFF MY LAWN!!"
"Ok... Well, that's all the time we have for today, join us next week when we talk about Kled again."
"ITS MY PROPERTY! ALL 100 GAZILLION ACRES OF IT!!"
"See you next week. someone shut these yordles up"
Dear god I've never hated a rotation this much
This Week is cancerous GG Riot
"Do what I want 'cause a pirate is free, I am a pirate! YARR HARR, FIDDLE DEE DEE! Eat oranges is what makes me OP, who gives a $%!# about any CC! I AM A PIRATE! YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DUM! Heart of Gold used to be the best item, but they removed it 'cause Riot are dumb. I AM A PIRATE!"
i swear to god leona was free like 2 weeks ago rip
Whenever Blitzcrank rocket grabs, an adc dies.
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN!
Splash art looks great, in game still looks terrible though.
50% will play this champ because of youtube montages.
People complain too much.
CHAAAARGE!
Apparently sunlight can kill you.
Going to be a very easy mid lane this week.
Right click to kill.
Feeders, feeders everywhere.
Lol #Evelynn rework
how can you miss every single hook.
ok so, draaaaven gets 1 B.F sword and you lose lane, kk.
wait. wtf do you do again?
ok. a bunch of try hards and bronze players who don't realize she is hard.
you know, this champion would be okay if people weren't so dumb.
and
? i guess im gonna be stunned and thrown into the enemy team.
well i get to learn zed against bad talons. :D
F### you.
oh ok. time to open up vayne spotting
Fizz in free rotation. What could go wrong?
Vlad hasn't been in rotation for months now, neither has Zyra. rip in pieces
because vlad is a a## hole. and is the definition of unfun
Opinions my friend. They exist :^).
Neither has Yorick. Oh wait...
"Wondering how we picked this weeeks champions?" Yes you guyd just like to see the world burn and everyone in agony, why else would they have put Fizz AND Blitzcrank in the same weekly rotation? xD
Whoever makes these things was having a bad day.
Or maybe they main
.
Can you put
in the rotation next?
Riot just chooses the free champs randomly.
At worst, semi-randomly. They generally shoot for 2 per lane, but they most definitely have 'favorites' that show up quite often. As Kindred is a 'newer' champ, she/they are less likely to show up (not sure why Jhin is free so often though...)
jhin needs about 5 games for you to get good at him. hes actually not that hard, which is why hes someone who gets in the rotation a lot
BRING BACK URF!!!
Time to bring in the Train
Why is everyone so broken.
Time for nothing but Fizz and Tryn in my matches.
And Blitzcrank :D
rIP BOT LANE new draven players new hectarim players [zombie-nunu-bummed]
OMG my Baby
is on rotation? PogChamp Kreygasm
Other than that this rotation sucks... I own all these already
It's been two months since Kalista was free, but Leona has been accessible twice within a month, what the fuck Riot
Well, they usually have, like, two supports each rotation. They dont have THAT many. Although I do want to try her out, Blitzcrank will DEEEEEEEFINITLY not be EVERYWHERE!!!! :(
How long until they show up, I want to give a try to
and 
Second week in a row where there aren't really any "new" free champions to play, because all of these champions have been on the free rotation in the last few months. Also, what's with all the assassins, fighters, and tanks with this batch. Only two ranged characters, and no mages whatsoever.
Why don't you just release a pool of about forty "healthy" champions, make the group permanent, and stop it with this "free rotation" thing. ._.
Well, then we'd be stuck having to acquire any other champions to play them at all outside One For All or something of the sort. The free rotation is about letting people try champions out before committing to actually purchasing them. And if you have any problems with the lack of a certain type of champ, then you ought to own at least one.
And they can't exactly make a whole forty champions permanently free. Ever since they decided way back whenever that champions would be purchasable, and in particular with RP, they basically committed to never making champions permanently free, since those who had purchased the champion beforehand, especially with RP, would feel cheated. Not as much as, say, a Championship Riven owner if the skin was made available again, but you get the point. Also, such a "permanent" selection of champions considered particularly healthy would be more trouble than it'd be worth to curate in a game that gets patched every two weeks.
there are always just 2 adc's also it would be so boring if it was just a certain group of champs that were free. also barely any of these are cancerous, your just bad at countering them. take a chill pill
I'm not saying any of the champs this week are cancerous(I actually like playing some of them, like Fizz), although I definitely am not so great at countering most of them. I'm just kind of PO'd at the lack of diversity among the free rotation, hence my suggestion of making just a pool of about forty or so permanently free. And I know there are usually certain positions and character types that are usually filled- ADC, tank, etc. No mages this week just amplified the frustration.
Itsbeghdev made some good observations about why having a permanent pool of champions wouldn't be such a great thing, which I agree with, now that I think about it... but to be honest, that only makes it worse. If having a permanent pool of free champions would be negative, then why is the apparent range of free to play champions so narrow? This whole issue just baffles me.
I realize I came off as angry, and I was. I just wanted to bring some attention to something that it seems like no one talks about. As was suggested when I made a thread in the forums about this last week, I'm going to make a chart/spreadsheet to keep track of what characters pop up on the free rotation, so the lack of surprise won't be so much of a surprise(five bucks says Taric is back on the rotation within the next month). :| Have a good week, everyone.
Where Elise at? Haven't had her in a while
No mages this week, only utility mages last week... I don't like playing mid assassins!
If you don't want to do something, don't do it. Just play champs you own if you don't want to play the champs on free week.
YES THE ONLY TIME I CAN BE A GOOD SUPPORT 
Time to take a break from League for a week
to many brain dead people who dont realize fiora is a hard champ, sigh
Did they forget about
[zombie-nunu-bummed]
ok
can we get a 
why