Champion and skin sale: 08.12. - 08.15.

It rained heavily on the rift. Drops of water splashed on every leaf in the jungle and created puddles on the muddy ground. Skarner (440 RP) sat under a tree, waiting for the storm to pass.

The heavy thunder muted the approaching steps, until she stood in front of him.

"What's that?" Sorceress Lux (260 RP) asked herself, looking at the strange scorpion thingy.

"Skar skar!" he replied.

"It's a pokemon!" Lux yelled, excited. She didn't have a pokeball, so she tossed a light binding at him.

Skarner groaned. Lux got closer and closer to him. As soon as the rooting wore off, Skarner ran away.

"Wait!" Lux said, raising her hand, "I just wanted to catch you!"

She ran after him. The scorpion was quick, but he was quite large, so following his tracks wouldn't be hard at all.

Lux's legs were now completely covered in mud. Every step she took was another splash of water. But she wouldn't let it slow her down.

She eventually reached a clearing. She could hear some noises in the distance.

There were 3 champions and a bunch of people with cameras, lamps and microphones. It seemed they were filming something, a music video perhaps?

Then she saw they were battling. The coreography was ok. Then she saw how one of them cast a powerful blue spell.

"CUT!" Yelled Justicar Aatrox (487 RP), the director, "Ahri, you're not supposed to do anything at all until the end of the cinematic, ok? And... Why are you wearing your Foxfire (487 RP) costume? Don't forget we only use default skins in the cinematics! Go and change, gosh!"

Rengar (487 RP) and Jax (292 RP), the other two champions, scratched their heads at the director's anger.

Lux then remembered what she was here for. She was looking for Skarner. She kept running towards Skarner's tracks, away from the filming.

She was finally able to see him. Skarner stood there, facing a deep canyon, with nowhere else to run.

"Hey," said Lux, approaching slowly, "don't you do anything crazy."

Skarner moved towards the edge of the canyon, snapping his pincers. He gazed ferociously at her.

"Look," she said, stopping, "I won't hurt you. I just want you to be my pet, ok?"

Skarner snapped his pincers angrily.

"Ok, fine, not a pet. A companion."

Skarner listened.

"We can travel the world. First Valoran, then the rest of Runeterra. What do you think?"

"Skar."

"I can feed you and walk you. Would you like that?"

"Skar!"

"Great! Let's go then!"

Skarner ran towards Lux. She knelt and began petting him. Suddenly, the rain and the mud didn't seem so bad after all.

Stay tuned for the new webcomic "The adventures of Lux and Skarner!"

I swear the next time I see Jayce I am going to punch him for making me do this. JINX ARE YOU HERE!?

Nope. No Jinx here.

Darn. Guess I got to check someplace else-Wait a minute.

HAHAHAHAHA got you. So what do you want Fat Hands? I haven’t done any crimes….today.

We need your help to fight Viktor so he doesn’t destroy our city.

Why should I help you to stop destroying something? That sounds lame.

Ok..think Vi. I can’t use logic here. I have to think crazy.

Well…if he destroys the town, there will be nothing left for you to destroy.

What?

And he will turn us all into machines and have to follow all his rules

No

And worst of all, he will be wearing all the belts and we won’t have any belts to wear.

THAT SON OF A- No one takes my belts away.

So you are going to help us?

Yes, but on 1 condition.

I am going to regret asking but what is it?

During the fight, I want you to be dress in Jayce’s Debonair suit.

Looking at Foxfire ahri in a chrome browser

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Hey, its Just a Car Aatrox!

This is a comment.

The war had just ended. All of my fallen warriors have died with dignity. Our war with them has been subsided. The sight of blood is everywhere on the battleground. My bruises sting as I try to walk. My name is Sorceress Lux.(260 RP) I am here to tell you my story; my story about the war that happened. It all started when a little yordle that had a huge temper threw something at Foxfire Ahri (487 RP) in anger. Ahri sprang out of her seat, frantically looking around trying to find the person who threw it at him. She tried to look for the object that she was hit by, but whatever the object was, it flew back to the thrower. Immediately, she came storming back to me and Skarner (440 RP) and declared "It's Rengar (487 RP) again!" We knew it was time to face them. He has been harassing us with his bola for a week. We strolled down to Rengar was, and we found his posse. Rengar was walking in the forest, accompanied by Justicar Aatrox (487 RP) and Jax (292). We came out from hiding. Lux threw out her snare and followed up her Final Spark, but was quickly dodged. Rengar throws her bola at Lux, but she shields just in time. Rengar stealths and Lux looks around, trying to find him. Rengar lashes out to her and stabbed her, but she tried her Final Spark again and lands as Rengar falls. I went to help Ahri, but Rengar tripped me with his dagger. I fell face-first and bruised my forehead. I still can watch the other 2 fight, but I couldn't get up. Aatrox tried to jump on Ahri, but she dodges and throws her orb. Jax leaped on Ahri and started smacking her around. Skarner started to go on Aatrox and took him down. Jax was going to take the final hit on Ahri, but Skarner quickly took him by the stinger and dragged him around and dropped him on the floor. The battle was over. Little did I know, I tripped over a huge boulder someone with massive power thrown at me. I heard a faint cry as someone very unfamiliar, like a yordle, scurried away. A week later, Ahri went into the forest. She was taking a stroll when she heard a really loud noise. "GNAR!" and got smacked into the tree. She mumbled "Who...Are..You..?" and fainted onto the ground. TO BE CONTINUED...

I know Lord Moriuz is back, but if you can also check my story and give it feedback, I would love to make more for you guys!

now im gonna see a bunch of aatrox players with justicar aatrox... but they're horrible cuz all they have is money

Food, or Foxfire Ahri.. Welp i better get the debit card

Want FoxFire Ahri sooooo bad but must save for gnar..... UGH

Guys don't worry! The sale's just delayed in NA for 24 hours :) It'll be up by tomorrow!

http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/riot-official/TV4knPPG-champion-and-skin-sales-delayed-in-na

I already have these mothfukers