New free champion rotation: Anivia, Lucian, Sion and more!

For April Fool's Rito should give Lee Sin the Rek'Sai burrowed vision mechanic.

58% more troll walls

76% more barrel rolls

48% more spammed ults

60% more blindness

98% more dodges

83% more yetis

39% more death by balls

27% more flying off robots

66% more LEEROOOOY JENNNKINSSS

100% more ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

and 100% made up on the spot. See y'all next week.

The Free Rotation, Episode Two:

"Assistant! assistant! where is my Elixir?"

"i'm sorry sir, i didn't know you wanted an elixir. i'll be right on it"

"no, i didn't ask you for an elixir, you are my Secretary, not my assistant."

"i didn't know you had someone else, who is it?"

"..."

"sona! you work here too? i thought i was rid of you for good. and how dare you say, "my corporate dress is ugly" we are wearing the same dress."

"wait, you two know each other?"

"yes, me and sona were competing for best healer of all, it was back and forth, no one better than the other. but now its all, "ooooh, that nami save", or "look at that janna ult", it makes me sick."

"well that doesn't matter now, you both work for me.

"i mean, i gave up everything i had, i used to be able to restore mana, and super push. but didn't get any credit for that. so i focused purely on healing, i heal so much now it causes me pain, and for what? complaints, that's it."

"jeez, you seem a little upset, go find out who is getting nerfed so i can make them free before then. now, sona, you are way late with my elixir."

"..."

"what do you mean, "you don't move as fast as you used to." you are slow enough as it is. but i guess you can just play your Song of Celerity, that makes you move pretty fast. now give me my elixir."

"..."

"i know its been hard for you since you started working for me, and i made you change a lot about yourself. but come on, even if a lot of people don't like you now, you gotta admit you are a better assistant. like how you would play a song and then just hum it forever, that was really annoying."

"..."

"of course i'm right, now onto this weeks free champs. vel'koz got a new skin, but no one is buying it. so i decided to make him free to increase sales. people have been wanting more diversity in the jungle, so i made nunu free, but nunu doesn't have any big plays, so i had to pick lee sin as well. finally, players had it way too easy last week, so i made sure that they have to work for their wins this week with lots of hard champions."

How people who just started playing LoL see the free week: Ice Bird Do a Barrel Roll Angelina Leg Blind man who knows where to walk Thug with 2 guns Nunu and his trusty rider complete BALLer Gurren Lagann ripoff Kratos isnt this that one sonic villain?

=

Now people will realize how good is, and my main will be played be other people. );

My take on the percentage comment 55% more death by diving when egg is up 68% more people gasping as Valkyrie dries up their mana pool 43% more ungodly poke, borderline bursting in bot. And ksing 90% more nearly secured kills kicked away to safety 33% more ults being used to clear a minion wave 77% more counterjungling and frustrating top lanes 62% more ball delivery team fight wreckage 21% more people screaming as they realize their R is still on smart cast 40% more being yelled at and ran into 69% more tank shredding

FINALLY yay

Will an wall stop a ult????????????

= blown

Vel'Koz got a new skin and is free.. let's try to make a conspiracy theory... I've got nothin.

It still doesn't appear to me as the new rotation. Anyone having the same problem? I'm level 9 so I don't know if you have to wait or something.

What if... ADC Supp Top JG Mid The Rebirths And, what if they all had ?

AHAH YAY FIRST COMMENT!

and bot lane. Flying-Mecha-Madness!!!

Anyway, im not looking forward to seeing my champion in the hands of newbies. You say i dont know that? Hell ive practically already SEEN it

A poem by AP

are red are blue Ur teammates all fed Now you are dead :)

Oh no The ! Their everywhere

OH COME ON i really thought was going to be in this one ( there goes the bet with my cousin) i use to main him when i was level 1-5 to

No Demacians this week? That's SO racist. Oh, well. Less ult deaths then :)