New free champion rotation: Anivia, Lucian, Sion and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE .
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE .
See you on the Fields of Justice!
For April Fool's Rito should give Lee Sin the Rek'Sai burrowed vision mechanic.
58% more troll walls
76% more barrel rolls
48% more spammed ults
60% more blindness
98% more dodges
83% more yetis
39% more death by balls
27% more flying off robots
66% more LEEROOOOY JENNNKINSSS
100% more ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED 
and 100% made up on the spot. See y'all next week.
The Free Rotation, Episode Two:
"Assistant! assistant! where is my Elixir?"
"i'm sorry sir, i didn't know you wanted an elixir. i'll be right on it"
"no, i didn't ask you for an elixir, you are my Secretary, not my assistant."
"i didn't know you had someone else, who is it?"
"..."
"sona! you work here too? i thought i was rid of you for good. and how dare you say, "my corporate dress is ugly" we are wearing the same dress."
"wait, you two know each other?"
"yes, me and sona were competing for best healer of all, it was back and forth, no one better than the other. but now its all, "ooooh, that nami save", or "look at that janna ult", it makes me sick."
"well that doesn't matter now, you both work for me.
"i mean, i gave up everything i had, i used to be able to restore mana, and super push. but didn't get any credit for that. so i focused purely on healing, i heal so much now it causes me pain, and for what? complaints, that's it."
"jeez, you seem a little upset, go find out who is getting nerfed so i can make them free before then. now, sona, you are way late with my elixir."
"..."
"what do you mean, "you don't move as fast as you used to." you are slow enough as it is. but i guess you can just play your Song of Celerity, that makes you move pretty fast. now give me my elixir."
"..."
"i know its been hard for you since you started working for me, and i made you change a lot about yourself. but come on, even if a lot of people don't like you now, you gotta admit you are a better assistant. like how you would play a song and then just hum it forever, that was really annoying."
"..."
"of course i'm right, now onto this weeks free champs. vel'koz got a new skin, but no one is buying it. so i decided to make him free to increase sales. people have been wanting more diversity in the jungle, so i made nunu free, but nunu doesn't have any big plays, so i had to pick lee sin as well. finally, players had it way too easy last week, so i made sure that they have to work for their wins this week with lots of hard champions."
How people who just started playing LoL see the free week:
Ice Bird
Do a Barrel Roll
Angelina Leg
Blind man who knows where to walk
Thug with 2 guns
Nunu and his trusty rider
complete BALLer
Gurren Lagann ripoff
Kratos
isnt this that one sonic villain?
=
Now people will realize how good
is, and my main will be played be other people. );
My take on the percentage comment
55% more death by diving when egg is up
68% more people gasping as Valkyrie dries up their mana pool
43% more ungodly poke, borderline bursting in bot. And ksing
90% more nearly secured kills kicked away to safety
33% more ults being used to clear a minion wave
77% more counterjungling and frustrating top lanes
62% more ball delivery team fight wreckage
21% more people screaming as they realize their R is still on smart cast
40% more being yelled at and ran into
69% more tank shredding
Will an
wall stop a
ult????????????
{{summoner:2}} = blown
FINALLY
yay
Vel'Koz got a new skin and is free.. let's try to make a conspiracy theory... I've got nothin. ![]()
It still doesn't appear to me as the new rotation. Anyone having the same problem? I'm level 9 so I don't know if you have to wait or something.
What if...
ADC
Supp
Top
JG
Mid
The Rebirths
And, what if they all had
?
Anyway, im not looking forward to seeing my champion in the hands of newbies. You say i dont know that? Hell ive practically already
SEEN it
and
bot lane. Flying-Mecha-Madness!!!
AHAH YAY FIRST COMMENT!
A poem by AP 
are red
are blue
Ur teammates all fed
Now you are dead :)
Oh no
The
! Their everywhere
OH COME ON i really thought
was going to be in this one ( there goes the bet with my cousin) i use to main him when i was level 1-5 to 
No Demacians this week? That's SO racist.
Oh, well. Less
ult deaths then :)