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Everyone hates Ivern, and I'm just here with Ivern mastery 5

Beyond the Void: Season 2 - Episode 3 (Reader discretion is advised)

The hovercycle (hovering motorcycle) sped at 110 mph. There was nothing that could ever stop the cycle from reaching its destination. The vehicle ran purely off of void essence. The void essence was basically purple water, except that it changed charges every five minutes. The electrons would constantly override the protons and neutrons, and then stop for downtime (the period when more electrons would be generated). Malzahar gripped tightly as he approached the rough terrain. He sighed and slowed the vehicle to a halt. Grabbing his void sword, Malzahar jumped off the hovercycle and started to search around. Suddenly, the ground began to shift and morph into a giant mineral ground. After the land stopped changing, Malzahar took a small step just for precaution. After ten minutes of searching around, his sword began to glow a bright purple (signal for danger). Malzahar then instinctively turned around and saw his targets before him.

"Aw, man! Why can't we ever get good looking enemies?"

"You fools have prevented me from succeeding before. This time, I'm going to kill you before you even get the chance."

"I don't think so."

Jhin gestured toward his left and Swain stepped into the light (that the moon was providing). However, the situation got a whole lot stranger because Swain was in an '80s disco costume.

disgusted "What the f**k is this?!"

"Calm down. I have a plan... Look here good sir! I have a proposition to make."

Malzahar looked at Swain, interested. He took a few steps towards him until he was face to face with Swain. Then, he instantly became infuriated. He punched Swain left and right until Swain fell down. Then, he summoned three void minions, who proceeded to penetrate Swain's skin in order to poke holes in his vital organs. As the blood spurted out and the screaming became more horrifying, Shaco and Jhin were ready to bolt. But, they didn't...

"The spell is over and I order both of you to leave this island. Effective immedeatly!"

"NO! We are not going anywhere if you kill old man Swain over there!"

Malzahar sighs and signals the void minions to disappear. Swain clutched his stomach as he tried to cling on to life.

"Happy?"

Malzahar then started to walk back in the direction of his hovercycle.

"You know what? No, not happy!"

elbowing Shaco "What the f**k are you doing?"

Shaco pulls out his gun and shoots at Malzahar three times. Malzahar predicts this foolish behavior and deflects all of the bullets with his void sword.

shocked "Oops!"

stressed "I hate you so much."

Malzahar grunts and dashed towards the two of them. Shaco and Jhin never faced off against such an advanced enemy, so they just proceeded to fire their guns at him. Shaco and Jhin ran backwards as Malzahar deflected the bullets while walking forwards.

"Hey man... Screw the pistol life, here take this machine gun!"

Jhin tosses the machine gun to Shaco, who starts firing that immedeatly. Jhin also does the same thing. All of the sudden, Malzahar is trying to deflect ten times as many bullets per second. He lets one bullet hit him, then two, three, four, five.

shrieking in pain "ARRHHH!"

Malzahar runs towards his hovercycle (away from Jhin and Shaco). Jhin and Shaco continue to fire at him. Malzahar reaches his hovercycle and throws himself on top of it. Blue blood starts to leak from his body at a fast pace. The hovercycle recognized the situation and immedeatly took off towards the void ship.

"Stop shooting! It's no use anymore."

"Ugh, if only I had my favorite rocket launcher... I would've destroyed that piece of s**t!"

trembling "He...Help.. Help me!"

"We need to get him to a healer."

"No s**t!"

Shaco and Jhin both grab Swains arms and start pulling him. About three hours later, they reach their destination.

"FINALLY! You know, I never knew that the Shadow Isles was so big!"

"Same. Wait, lemme check if he's still alive."

"Is he?"

depressed "Yeah..."

throwing both his arms up "F**k!"

"You stay right here. I'll just bring him over to the healer's place over there."

"Fine."

Jhin drags Swain over to the healer's place. After ten minutes, he comes back out and walks over to Shaco.

"So this Dr. Thresh seems like a VERY nice guy!"

jumps "WHAT?! YOU SENT HIM TO THRESH!?"

"Yeah, you two know each other?"

"What the- You just sent him to the most insane ghost serial killer known on this planet!"

"No, come on! Use some common sense. That ghost thingy's name is Thresh- OHHHH S**T!"

"You're a f**king idiot."

"Well, what do we do now?"

"We run... and we hope for the best."

"Hope?! Since when did we start 'hoping'?

"Ever since you made a verbal interacting with the devil of the Shadow Isles."

Shaco pulls out his cherry vape. He breathes out an overwhelming amount of vape cloud.

"So, we have to leave Swain to die?"

"Yup."

"You're willing to run away from the perfect opportunity of a lifetime? This guy is THE villain of the Shadow Isles, for crying out loud!"

"You're not crying."

"It's a figure of speech, dumb**s."

"Actually... that's not a bad idea at all! Imagine the amount of bounty that this thing has on him!"

"Half of it's probably from that Lucian character."

"Even better! We can save Swain, kill Thresh for money, and give Lucian his b**ch back!"

There was rustling in the forest behind the camp that Shaco and Jhin were at. Of course, it was too gentle for them to hear.

"These two have NO respect for women! Are you ready to complete your first mission Omega Squad Teemo?"

"I am. And please, call me Teemo."

"I need those two fools dead. Use these intercom devices in case you need my backup."

"Got it! See ya later, honey!"

"What?! No, come back here!"

"Yes?"

"Did you just call me 'honey'?"

"Yup!"

"Looks like you have a dangerous malfunction."

"No... that's simply not true-"

Syndra smashed a plasma ball in his face. Teemo fell to the ground, motionless.

"Looks like I'll have to kill them myself then!"

"If that's your goal, then you might have more luck killing a gorilla." #dixout

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The funny part is that there isn't much difference between release Bard and current Bard. You just need to know how to play those types of champs (and be able to hit the skill shots, of course).

Probably don't need to say this, but this is fake. Do not click. Viruses and scams and trojans oh my. Spambots upvote it.

You mean we left preseason at some point?

I'd hope so. Dude hasn't been free since February.

Yeah? I'm pretty sure they have a purpose for all the champs they put on the free rotation.

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

Same here! :(

have you ever tried landing a thresh hook on an enemy who is mobile its hard as hell to land one

Basically because those difficulty meters mean nothing and have meant nothing for as long as I can remember.

she was free like not that long ago tho

The Free Rotation (almost) always resets on Tuesday.

My friend has a glitches account where he even updated the game several times and still has the same rotation as 4 or 5 months ago when he begun. He's a poppy one trick, who can pretty much say he OWNS those free champion! XD