New free champion rotation: Azir, Gnar, Sivir and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE .
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE .
See you on the Fields of Justice!
A Corporate Matter, Episode 11:
"Man, im so glad to have a normal day for once. No holidays, no meetings, nothing i have to take care of. Its nice to just relax every once and a while."
"Yeah, its been pretty mellow since the bunny squad attack, glad they didn't come back."
(I'm not, are they ever going to rescue me. its a good thing i can survive off of these bugs that keep crawling around. Oooh, if i move quickly, i might be able to get that one before anyone notices.)
"Quiet! you- What was that?"
"What was what?"
"Its nothing, i thought i saw a Teemo, maybe i'm just nervous. As i was saying, you don't want to jinx it. I don't want anything to happen today."
"Me say too late. You been jinxed more than Vi guarding the piltover treasury."
"What are you talking about?"
"Turns out Corporate Mundo make mistake, it no happen but once in a century. Corporate Teemo take april fools joke too hard, him gets very angry."
"Yeah, we know. His little friend, Cottontail Teemo, attacked us last week. But we took care of it pretty easily."
"..."
"Alright, fine. He gave us some trouble but Sona saved us. There, are you happy?"
"..."
"Well, remember me tell you he used be soldier. He one of most elite soldier in all of runeterra. He give up on battle life, to make peaceful living. Turn out Corporate mundo's joke mess that up. Now he wanna kill Corporate Mundo."
"Ok, but why are you here?"
"Corporate mundo's secretary, Ezreal, no good at fighting. So, me come here because Sona make boss feel safe. Also, me make use of you as meatshield, that way if you die first. Me hire Corporate Teemo so he no kill Corporate Mundo."
"Hey, whats that outside?"
"Is it a valor? a Reconnaissance Operations Front-Line Copter? an overused comic book reference?"
"NO! ITS SUPER TEEMO SCRUB."
"Well, you're not very nice for a super h- AHWHAHWHWOWOWW!"
"CORPORATE MUNDO SAY THIS HAPPEN, ANNOYING LITTLE THING, PROTECT BOSS OR BE FIRED!"
"OK, NOW IM ANGRY!"
"Aw, you ripped your suit. Now you look all st-"
WALLOPED!
"GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID RAT IN A CAPE!"
GNAR'D!
"Well, looks like Super Teemo didn't last long. Good thing he was just here to warm you up."
"IS THAT YOU CORPORATE TEEMO?"
"Not anymore. No, i am your fa-"
"THERE IS NO WAY IN VALORAN THAT YOU ARE MY FATHER. YORICK HAS A HIGHER CHANCE OF BEING FREE THAN A WIMP LIKE YOU BEING MY FATHER."
"Your father? No, thats not what i was going to say. I am your faster, better, stronger, replacement. It is i, Omega Squad Teemo."
"You know, i thought you were going to say father as well, maybe its that helmet."
"..."
"Enough about my helmet, its green, not black. And i dont even weeze. Back to me taking your job."
"Corporate Gnar will just defeat you like he did Super Teemo. I would just give it up already."
"ROAR!!!!!!"
"Not me, you see, i have been practicing. Happy Elf Teemo brought me some new toys, have a gift Gnar."
"Throws knife"
"MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
He ran away faster than a hecarim in urf mode.
"Corporate Mundo maybe not pick best employee to use as guard. Maybe me call Corporate Nasus and Corporate Lee Sin."
"I wouldn't bother, i have Panda Teemo and Cottontail Teemo getting them. I don't expect to see them anytime soon."
"Think again you sorry excuse for a villain."
"Corporate Lee Sin, you're here!"
"!!!"
"I came to save you pretty ladies."
"But, what happened to Panda Teemo?"
"Oh, i just kicked him around the world, i don't really know where he is right now."
"How is that even fair?"
"Because, i'm Corporate Lee Sin, the head of balance, I'm always fair. Now, time to put an end to this with my, FIVE TOE DEATH KICK!"
"Not if i blind you."
"Throws blinding knife"
"Stupid Yordle, i'm already blind. Feel my attacks."
He missed worse than a rumble trying to ult with quickcast on.
"HOW? THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, HOW CAN I GET MORE BLIND?"
"I didn't skimp on the poison, only the best stuff for this battle."
"Welp, thats it, we are all doomed."
"Hahahaha"
"Hey Corporate Mundo, i was told i could find you here. I want the talk to you about that new.... Is that Teemo?"
"Yeah its me, i'm gonna get this job, then win back Tristana from you, Super Galaxy Rumble."
"Not if i have have anything to do about it, FACE THE EQUALIZER!"
It missed about as bad as a blinded Lee Sin.
"Awww man, i wish i had turned off quickcast. At least i still got me old flamethrower. HAHAHAH BURN!"
"AHHHHHH, I'M SURPRISED, WHY DOES FUR IGNITE SO FAST."
They ran out the building, it was very amusing to watch.
"Corporate Mundo glad he no die. When Corporate Gnar stop running like one of Corporate Mundo's rats, tell him he no fired. Me go back to work now."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Oh cool, there went Panda Teemo, guess i kicked him harder than i thought, he flew around the world and is still going."
(And, there also went my chances of being rescued.)
(In case anyone missed it, here is a link to a teaser i posted, just scroll down a few comments: http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/champions-skins/skin-release/omega-squad-teemo-once-lived-code Also, someone said i referenced firefight in that, i didnt mean to. And now i wanna know what i referenced.)
and
and
and
? and all the new shurima skins?
I CALL THIS WEEK SHURIMA WEEK
: 30% more accusations of child abuse on the rift.
: 75% more "have you heard about the word?"
: 25% more going where mundo pleases.
: 500% more global ults missing their target by quite a bit (and stealing blue buff in the process).
: Infinity percent more ARRRRanges.
: 60% more boulders to the face, followed by gnar walking into turret range to grab it and getting executed.
: 80% more entire teams panicking at the screech of her ult, only to discover it was a farm alarm.
: 35% more players discovering and falling in love with the chinese versions of her art. sigh
: 35% more players discovering Vel'Koz fanart and being wonderfully scarred for life.
: 70% more rewinding time to last week and wondering why there wasn't a post like this from me. (Hint: I was playing URF)
Who remembers Lord Moriuz, RIP.
20% more oh darn is coming
80% moar TIBBERZZZZ
85% more bird jokes
100% MOAR MUNDO
99% more missed skillshots
89% more consumed oranges
100% MOAR GNAR
90% more gender mistakes
67% more wonder woman references
87% more squidward
78% more "you cant kill me scrubs'
incoming gnarzir
Good mid week but Yasuo will never be free.
Yasuo cris everytim.
Yasuo free pls? :(
My friend just got Azir too xD
I main top lane so I really want to try gnar so i'm glad about that. Also happy to try out Mundo and gangplank because I need to decide on my next champion. I'm ready for this week.
Just add
and
and it'd be a new champs of 2014 rotation.
Now time to show people the true power of the AP Bankplank
that was proved unviable, even on URF.
Mid lane's going to be fun this week. Free week Annies vs free week Azirs and Vel'kozs. O boy.
why riot after i buy
you put
on the free rotation ima miss all my ults now

100% more Amber Alerts
50% more team-killing
70% more drooling
69% more Bieber fever
21% more Gang-banging
40% more Stitch
420% more mystery holes
20% more time in the shower
200% more playing with tentacles
1% more successful revives
I already own half of them.
WHEN IS THE CHAMPIONS COMEING
the only champs on this i don`t own are ez, zilean, and gangplank. :(
I tend to main Vel'koz and Sivir, so I feel like I am going to have a hard time playing them if people beat me in selection.. Alwell, I can finally try out Azir.

Can Yasuo please be free soon? Or Zed? I want to try out an AD mid laner before I buy one of them. Thanks Rito <3
Anyone else noticing that Gnar and Azir are like always on the free champ rotation together?
= best tower diver after
All he has to do is wait until his mega form, jump in, throw the target out of tower range and skillfully into a wall, then follow up with his other skills to stun and slow. if the kill is not obtained, a flash will be burned
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I wish they would just quit putting 450 ip champs on the rotation. Their basically free. At least
isn't free

One day after I buy
with RP :(