New free champion rotation: Ahri, Azir, Dr. Mundo and more!

Riot·Jan 15, 2016·0 votes·35,525 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

Ahri - the Nine-Tailed Fox

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Assassin

Azir - the Emperor of the Sands

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Mage

Secondary Role Marksman

Draven - the Glorious Executioner

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Dr. Mundo - the Madman of Zaun

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Tank

Gnar - the Missing Link

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Tank

Leona - the Radiant Dawn

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Tank

Secondary Role Support

Lucian - the Purifier

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Marksman

Pantheon - the Artisan of War

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Fighter

Secondary Role Assassin

Sion - The Undead Juggernaut

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Tank

Secondary Role Fighter

Soraka - the Starchild

Attack

Defense

Ability

Difficulty

Primary Role Support

Secondary Role Mage

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

86 Comments

King DellronJan 18, 201641 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Corporate Banana

Gnar "So, many, ba, na, nas. One Yordle can only have so many before he dies from potassium overdose."

Soraka "Oh, I'm sorry for feeding you. You know what, I can keep my Bananas to myself and just let Vi Feed you all."

Gnar "NO, I'M SORRY. PLEASE DON'T EVER LET HER COOK AGAIN, NOT AFTER LAST WEEK!"

One Week Ago:

"Thanks to Zed, this may very well be our last meal. So I made my famous Enforcer Chili, Enjoy."

Garen "Well, at least it doesn't have any bana- WHHHOAH HO HA, THAT IS SPICY! WHY DOES IT HURT MORE THAN MY ULT ON A FED DARIUS, AHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Zed **"I LIKE THINGS COLD AND DARK, THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE, HOT AND FIERY." **

Sona "!!!"

Teemo "Well, now I'm glad you didn't give me any."

Soraka "My body, it can't handle such ahgahgahghghghgh." "Faints, or maybe dies, not sure."

"What? I think it tastes pretty darn good. Not as good as my cupcake, but close."

Teemo "That's hot, not as quite as hot as your chili, though."

Gnar "IT BURNS EVERYTHING, I CAN'T SEE."

KogMaw "You know, I agree with Vi, this is good stuff."

Teemo "Good, you wouldn't know good if it carried you to Diamond."

Warwick "IT'S MELTING MY INSIDES!!!!!"

Back To The Present:

"You know what, fine. I will just keep all my food to myself. And don't come crying to me when Soraka runs out of Bananas."

Teemo "Praise Gaben, we are all saved."

Warwick "I smell a stench, someone is coming. Quick, you four, hide!"

Sona Zed Garen "Quickly dives behind something."

LeeSin "Oh hey Gnarly, I didn't know you here today."

Gnar "So then, Corporate Lee Sin, why are you coming to my office?"

LeeSin "Oh, I uh. I wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. Yeah, that is definitely why I am here."

Gnar "I don't have any sugar. You know that sugar isn't allowed in this building anymore. Not with all the salt permeating the walls. Remember, no one could tell the difference between the sugar and the salt, not until they put it in their Coffee that is. There were so many complaints that Corporate Mundo Just outlawed sugar altogether."

LeeSin "Oh yeah, I totally knew that."

Warwick "So, what is the real reason you're here. Are you looking to kill some innocent people? Hmmm, Your blind right, So one can say you have a dead eye? I FOUND THE KILLER, EVERYONE OVER HERE!"

LeeSin "What, no. I'm not Jhin. Besides, why would I want to kill people in person when I can so easily do it with nerfs. I really think you need to-" "Gets tackled."

Warwick "DIE YOU FOUL SNIPER!!!!"

LeeSin "GET OFF OF ME, AHHHHH STOP SCRATCHING, IT HURTS!!!"

Soraka "Get off of him. He's not here to hurt us. He is here to see me."

KogMaw "Gasp."

Gnar "But, isn't Corporate Lee Sin married to Riven?"

LeeSin "We are a bit separated right now."

Warwick "THAT IS WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO THINK, ITS ALL A PLOY TO GET CLOSE TO SORAKA SO YOU CAN KILL SONA!" "Tackles him again."

Soraka "No, trust me, he wouldn't shoot anyone of us."

Warwick "Fine, but I am keeping my eye on him."

LeeSin "I feel Violated."

Gnar "So do I, why didn't you tell me about this Soraka?"

Soraka "Because it is none of your Business, and he actually appreciates my Bananas."

LeeSin "Speaking of weird, why are Sona, Zed, Garen and Vi not talking?"

Gnar "Wait, you knew they were here the whole time?"

LeeSin "Yeah, what with Zed playing Peek-A-Boo with his shadow. Vi's gauntlets making all those engine noises. Sona Sounding like she is smashing a guitar every time she moves and Garen mumbling Demacia to himself over and over again.. It's no wonder the whole building can't hear them."

Warwick "SEE, HE KNOWS TOO MUCH. I WAS RIGHT HE IS THE VIRTUOSO!!!!"

Soraka "WARWICK! NO! SIT! BAD DOG!"

LeeSin "So, Soraka. How about we go on that date like we planned?"

Soraka "I'm Sorry Lee, but I can't do this anymore. It's really not a good time for me, what with all the new season 6 things going on. Plus, I am in constant terror that Riven will come and kill me. I think we should stop."

LeeSin "You are breaking up with me, who breaks up with Corporate Lee Sin? You know what, fine, I am going to buff Riven, to try and win her back. And I will buff Teemo and Leblanc too. Just because I am tired of all the Thunderlords complaining. Now I'm not even gonna nerf it."

Soraka "Someone is Salty."

LeeSin "AND DON'T THINK YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK. NO, I HAVE GOT BIGGER PLANS FOR YOU. BUT THOSE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT A LITTLE, I WANT TO TAKE MY TIME WITH THEM."

Soraka "Whooo, dodged a bullet there."

Gnar "Too bad it's not that easy to dodge his Q."

bro0rtegaJan 18, 20163 votes

omg this is great!

TamuutJan 18, 201612 votes

There really needs to be a Corporate Gnar skin in honor of these awesome stories, not just Gentleman Gnar.

Virgin RayJan 18, 20162 votes

Mega Gnar's Q should be a table.

TamuutJan 18, 20162 votes

In his dialogue he should have certain business words mixed in with the nonsensical gibberish... so like someone in Corporate.

Virgin RayJan 18, 20162 votes

They should make it to where the formal clothing wouldn't feel like the skin would match gentlemen gnar.

TamuutJan 18, 20163 votes

Probably get rid of the top hat, vest, monocle, and bowtie. Add in a red tie, some glasses to make him look serious, and try something to make him look a bit sleeker and clean-cut (as opposed to the fluffiness he usually has). His quote for transforming should be something like "Alright, THAT'S IT!"

King DellronJan 19, 20164 votes

I don't know if you have ever seen The Fairly Odd Parents. But in that show, there was these guys called Pixies. Boring little business men who wore grey suits. They were the main inspiration for Corporate Gnar and is about how I imagine his clothes.

Yeah, little less fluffy. His ears pointed more backwards compared to sideways. No hat. I was always thinking he would have black fur, with some white tufts. But his normal orange could work too.

Add his phonerang and suitcase to all that, and I think he would like very different than Gentleman Gnar.

TamuutJan 19, 20162 votes

Great show. I think that the black fur (or at least brown) would be better because his orange fur seems like it would clash too much, and not keep with the drab theme.

King DellronJan 18, 20162 votes

You have no idea how happy it would make me if a Corporate Gnar skin was added to the game.

It would be the best legendary skin in the world. (And no, I am definitely not biased.)

I would even like to write his lines if given the chance.

RvpwnsJan 18, 20167 votes

Beyond the Void: Episode 5

Reader discretion is advised for violence and language.

Azir "I know that some people love to use hyperboles for everything they get annoyed about, but this tunnel is literally never going to end."

Gnar "What do you mean? We are actually at the end of the tunnel, why else have we not been walking for the past hour?"

Azir Looks up "Holy s**t! I need to look up more often."

Gnar "Sooo... what do we do now?"

Azir "WHAT!? YOU WERE LEADING THE WAY!"

Gnar "No, I was just getting out of that mess. You sort of decided to follow me."

Azir (Aside to himself) "Wow, what an a**hole."

Gnar "I heard that you dib--"

Azir "LOOK! A giant boat with a woman holding two guns and a bunch pirates with very sharp swords!"

Gnar "Sounds safe to me!"

Both Gnar and Azir walk down the steps from the exit of the cave. They are on the shore, but it is night time and pirates on a boat about half a mile away cannot see them. So, they decide to yell like idiots. After 3 minutes, one pirate notices the two and the ship turns towards them.

MissFortune "Say, who on Runterra would be trying to get on MY ship at this time?"

After the two were inspected and stripped of their weapons, they boarded the ship.

MissFortune "What brings--- OOOOO--- the king of the sands----- and.... him here?"

Gnar (aside to Azir) "Well, looks like I'm the minority here."

Azir "We... uhhhhhhh... love fishing?"

MissFortune "Is that a question or an answer?"

Azir "That's a f**king answer to you ma'am!"

MissFortune "WHAT THE FK! I LET YOU ON MY FKING SHTY A BOAT, AND YOU DISRESPECT ME?"

Gnar Elbows Azir "What the hell was that?"

Azir Pushes Gnar "Sorry ma'am!"

Gnar Sarcastically "Wow, way to be a king a**hole.”

MissFortune "Please excuse my lack of professional introduction skills. I am Miss Fortune and I have just come back from claiming myself as queen pirate of Bilgewater."

Azir "So, the stories are true. You really are the one who killed Gankplank... are all the stories true?"

MissFortune Like Han Solo ”Yes, all of them."

Gnar "This sounds way to much like Star Wars, so can we just formally board the ship? I promise we will leave as soon as we reach Bandle City."

Miss Fortune looks around.

MissFortune "Oh no! Turns out we only have one seat available and this ship can only carry one more person while sailing."

Gnar "Oh! That's an easy decision! Just kill one of your useless pirates."

MissFortune "Excuse me?"

Gnar nods his head like a freaking five year old. Miss Fortune gives Azir a sinister look and approaches him. She puts one hand on his shoulder and massages it.

MissFortune "I think you know what to do, babe."

Azir looks unsure, but the word "babe" triggers him. He mouths the words "I'm sorry" to Corporate Gnar.

Azir "I think you should do it."

MissFortune "Fine."

Without hesitating for a second she yells for the boat to start sailing and then shoots Corporate Gnar twice. One bullet hits his shoulder and the other hits his leg. Think of this as a slow motion scene... Gnar falls back and his eyes start to water. Azir looks at him with pity. Gnar falls into the sea and his blood changes the color of the water around him.

Azir "Welcome aboard, me."

Azir takes his staff from the table and Corporate Gnar's boomerang. He then makes sure that no one is looking and throws the boomerang into the ocean.

MissFortune "So, where do you want to be dropped off?"

Azir "Bandle City will be fine.... thank you."

Azir looks back at the part of the sea where Corporate Gnar fell.

Azir (whispers) “I will come back for you, that’s a promise.”

WitchKing007Jan 18, 20164 votes

Alright, I know what I said last week about my humble request for Pantheon to be a free champ, but Jesus Riot, I bought him just 2 DAYS AGO!!!! I couldn't wait any longer... item 3070

But Sion and Gnar are free, so that's nice :D

RalanrJan 18, 20161 votes

Gnar is free the same week as my main?

Top lane is going to be hell...

Void NargacugaJan 19, 20162 votes

Gnar "Shugi shugi shugi!"

Sorry couldn't resist since I enjoy playing Gnar. XD

aggronexJan 18, 20163 votes

azir and gnar are finally free! summoner 4 into game

BrokenKiteJan 18, 20163 votes

Opinions on champs this week Ahri Dodge hearts and she'll be mad Azir Gotta try this guy like today! Draven Love this guy, but he crits way too much DrMundo Already play him but never tried jg....hmmmm... Gnar I really wanna try this guy and yell "JOHN CENA!" when i transform Leona (Insert sun joke here) Lucian Play him but i need a skin for this guy Pantheon with the right timing you can gank like a god Sion Play this guy when you're with friends or else you'll get reported Soraka You finally don't heal grievous wounds :3 That's all for this week, enjoy the champions! BrokenKite Trying to git gud

Pyromaster35Jan 19, 20162 votes

HEY, I main Sion dont disrespect

BrokenKiteJan 22, 20161 votes

Sorry about that this wasnt supposed to be serious item 3070

corrodoJan 18, 20163 votes

Mundo and Draven in the same week? Rip blind pick.

DankSarenJan 19, 20163 votes

Beyond The Sands Of Shurima

It was a scorching hot day in the Empire of Shurima. The sun's hot gaze glistened off the yellow sands and soldiers surrounded the Sun Disk. Under the Disk lied Shurima's Emperor, Azir.

Azir He speaks with his soldiers, giving each an order as the day goes by. Suddenly, Azir is interrupted by a soldier, exhausted and tired from his journey.

summoner 3 G-Great Emperor, I have news! I was out keeping guard around the borders of great empire with a few other soldiers. While we were out, we found something.. A Tunnel, and from within the tunnel arouse a enormous creature! It begin ravaging our group, killing us off one by one!

Azir WHAT?! Who could of done such a thing!?

summoner 3 W-We have reason to believe that it may have been the Queen of the species known as the Xer'Sai. We suspect that the Queen, Rek'Sai, may be expanding her territory borders into your great Empire.

Azir This must be dealt with at once! Azir grabs hold of his staff Dear soldier, I know you have just been through enough. But please, to resolve this issue I ask of thee to and call forth anyone outside of the Desert for assistance. For this Queen will be will be a difficult Hunt for myself alone.

summoner 3 Y-Yes sir! I will do as you say! The soldier runs into the capital of Shurima, leaving Azir alone as he makes his way through the city.

A few hours later, Azir stands near the border of his Empire, having the tunnel in sight. Next to him, has has the greatest Hunter and Huntress in all of Valoran

Azir It is a pleasure to have both of you here with me. You two have my dearest gratitude, Rengar and Nidalee.

Both Nidalee and Rengar stand still, nodding at Azir as they both glare at each other

Azir Uhhhh... are you two... Okay?

Rengar HOW COULD YOU HIRE ME WHILE SHE IS HERE!? I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS YOUR FIRST CHOICE!

Nidalee What do you mean?! Clearly he choice ME first, for I am the greatest huntress of all of Valoran. Nidalee grins, mocking Rengar slightly as they just both stare at each other aggressively

Azir How is it that I hire two of the greatest hunters in all of Valoran, and both of you can't get along?

Rengar Are you crazy?! We are hunters! We would never share our prey! It would wither our Hunter's Pride.

Nidalee Well, I have no problem that you're here, as long as you don't get in my way, okay?

Rengar growls at Nidalee, getting into a pouncing position as he is about to attack. But, he is disrupted by Azir as he stands in front of him.

Azir Now! We will not be fighting at this time! I gave both of you a job, which I desperately need you two to accomplish with me. Whether Nidalee kills the creature or Rengar kills it is none of my concern, but just know whoever it - they get the same payout as the other; but one will have that Queen as their prize.

Rengar Rengar growls fiercely, but finally agrees to Azir's offer. Fine, as long as you don't get in my way... I will swiftly kill the beast like an Unseen Predator.

Nidalee She giggles as Rengar doesn't even realize he made a pun, but then again, who would? Well, I'll make sure not to ruin the Thrill of the Hunt. _She winks at Rengar, as he finally notices that he himself made a pun, and so did Nidalee.

Rengar Rengar groans as he grips his knife, he then walks forward, following Azir as he makes his way towards the tunnel.

Both Hunters and The Emperor of The Sands walk towards the tunnel created by none other than the Queen of the Xer'Sai. They slowly make their way in, having no clue of what terrors lie ahead.

TO BE CONTINUED!!

Please just let me be good at stories, I have no life, bby plz.

RvpwnsJan 20, 20161 votes

Just to be clear, this Azir is not the same one from my story. Separate story, so separate world. Idk if this will be a formal series, but this is getting a little too close to the plot of Beyond the Void with the same characters. Don't be afraid to use new characters and a fresh plot line! If you can do this, your stories might be part of the same world as Corporate Matter and Beyond the Void.

DankSarenJan 22, 20161 votes

Ah, alright then, I see. Thank you for making this clear to me. This was simply just something I wanted to try out just to see what would happen, but since it is extremely similar to your "Beyond The Void" series, I will make sure not to continue on with the same characters. Instead, I will use a set of separate champions. But, by doing so, would it be too much to ask for a list of champions that have already been used and or are apart of both "Corporate Matter" and "Beyond the Void"?

RvpwnsJan 22, 20161 votes

Well, Corporate Matter uses all sorts of characters and may end up using a character you are thinking of. However, if you use (for example) the plot having to do with Nidalee and Veigar, they will most probably be meeting characters like Ekko and Ashe, characters we don't see appear too often in the stories. If you continue the Episode 2 storyline (the one with Veigar and Nidalee), it won't matter who you use since it is automatically part of the same world as both of the stories, I just won't recommend making Azir (from Beyond the Void) and Gnar (from Corporate Matter) appear too often, unless you have a solid storyline.

DankSarenJan 22, 20162 votes

Alright, thank you so very much for the advice. Seeing how I was hoping to base this "short story" around Azir, along with Rengar and Nidalee; I will probably end up rewriting the story completely. So, I'll just delete this comment, and then next week I'll start anew, and I will actually a story planned out - but similar to this plot that I already have here. I'll make sure to check with the creator of "Corporate Matter" and see what I can do. Again, thanks for the advice - and if there are any flaws with my stories in the future, feel free to let me know.

RvpwnsJan 22, 20161 votes

Do Episode 2! Continue the veigar and nidalee storyline... that would be sweet!

SheeporothJan 18, 20162 votes

Aatrox and mF should be here :(

VaegrateidJan 18, 20162 votes

Oh God... ARAM is going to suck this week! summoner 3

BOOM I KILLED U1Jan 18, 20162 votes

LOL Yeah sure, make the most banned champion in league free: DR. Mundo

VaydrinJan 18, 20162 votes

YESSSS!!!!!! Azir Azir Azir Azir

stampcoin2Jan 19, 20162 votes

Now blind pick is gonna be ruined with new Azirs trying to win first try on pvp.

RalanrJan 18, 20161 votes

See! DrMundo is Primary Fighter and Secondary Tank.

DankSarenJan 19, 20163 votes

His secondary is TANK!?

THIS MOTHER TRUCKER HAS MORE HEALTH REGEN THAN Volibear WITH BOTH HIS, AND Garen 'S PASSIVE! INCLUDING BOTH item 3083 and item 3065 !

RalanrJan 19, 20162 votes

He doesn't have enough hard CC to qualify as a tank though.

MidnightYKJan 18, 20161 votes

I'm really starting to get annoyed by these XD I've been wanting to try Wu Kong FOREVER. and he's like the one champ left I REALLY wanna try and he hasn't been free in like, 5 months. T.T

Mr VulcanatorJan 19, 20161 votes

Yorick hasn't been free in 2 years.

MidnightYKJan 22, 20161 votes

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Yorick hasn't been free in 2 years.

He was literally taken out of the free champion rotation. that's why. Wu Kong hasn't been T.T