New free champion rotation: Braum, Cassiopeia, Jayce and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
A Corporate Matter: Episode 32.
Ring ring
"Hello?"
"Oh hey there Gnarly. How are you?"
"What do you want, and why are you out of breath?"
"Oh just wanted to say hi. By the way, is Sona there today?"
"Yeah?"
"Good, can you tell her to prepare for battle. I uhhh, may have upset a few people with the recent changes. Namely King of clubs Mordekaiser and Final Boss Veiger."
"Yeah, you upset a lot more than just them."
"Welllll, those two are out for revenge and aren't that far behind me."
"Ok, good luck with that. If you die i will be happy to take your job."
"I will be at your office any minute now."
"Hangs up."
"Why me. SONA!!!!!"
"!!!"
"Corporate Lee Sin is coming here, he is bringing friends. He told me to tell you about it."
"???"
"I don't know why. He is blind, so i doubt its because he thinks you're hot. Maybe with his heightened hearing, your music actually sounds good to him."
"Huff huff" "Oh good, you are here Sona. You are the only one i trust in a fight."
"I take offense to that."
"You run like a scared little cat at the first sign of a knife."
"YOU!!!!!!!"
"SONA PROTECT ME!"
"ME TOOOO!"
"I was always a mid laner. Then you made changes and i was better at top. Which was ok. BUT NOW, I AM NOT SOME MONSTER OF AN ADC. I AM NOT A "JUGGERNAUT" I, AM, A, MAGE!!!!!"
"Ahhhh, thats why i. uhh, made sure you could still go in a variety of-"
"LIAR! What with that change to my W, that lets me cast it on myself. Yeah, having only the second part of it doesn't do much. Even more so since you nerfed the heal part at the same time."
"But, King Of Clubs Mordekaiser, Maybe you just haven't had enough time to-"
"I used to be a tank. Now my own spells kill me as fast as the enemies do. I was the first Morde skin that had spell effects. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW! I'm not even special anymore. Time to show you how big of a mistake you made. I have 6 infinity Edges. Take a guess at how much my Q is gonna wreck you."
"Please, oh mighty king of clubs. I can make more changes, i can help you be better."
"LIKE THE CHANGES YOU MADE TO ME!!!"
"Now Final Boss Veigar, i know i said i would make changes much sooner than i did. And i know that i said they would be bigger. But i can explain."
"I DON'T WANT AN EXPLANATION, I JUST WANT TO KILL YOU. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHAT YOU PROMISED TO CASS."
"Oh hey guys, who wants some tea. I just got this brand new fancy teapot."
"Looks around."

"STARES ANGRILY!"

"Looks at Gentleman Kog'Maw for help."
"Throws teapot at wall" "Oops, how did that happen? Guess i gotta go back and get another one that isn't broken. But i might be a while, so don't wait for me."
"Runs back out the building."
"Time to force you to make some real changes to us."
"Yawn" "Oh hey, what is going on here."
"What was that?"
"Its me you big idiot."
"A-a-a ghost. This isn't right, i can sense and control ghosts. This one must be extremely powerful."
"Don't be absured. There are lots of explanations for a disembodied voice. Like, uhmmm. Well it could be, uhmmm."
"this could be fun." "Yeah, i am a ghost, you better leave before i kill you both."
"I doubt you can do anything, this is all probably a trick."
"Puff."
** "AH, IT STUNG ME. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! THATS IT, I AM OUT. YOU NEVER SAID NOTHING ABOUT NO HAUNTED OFFICE!"**
"Runs into wall"
"OW!"
"Somehow manages to run out the door. Then falls down flight of stairs."
"Laughs."
"That laugh, i haven't heard that laugh since i made that deal with. This isn't any ghost. SATAN HIMSELF IS IN THIS VERY ROOM, WAIT UP MORDEY!!!!!"
"Bolts out the door after King of clubs Mordekaiser. Also falls downs stairs do to short legs."
"..."
"You tell 'em Sona. Recon teemo, you saved us. Glad i am keeping you in that cage."
"You mean those guys were here to cause you physical harm? WAIT, COMEBACK. I AM JUST INVISIBLE, NOT SATAN! Well, that last part might not be true."
"All is well. See you later Gnarly. Time to get back to nerfing the most broken thing in league of legends. Vayne jungle."
(First time where i own all ten free champions. Not sure if i should be proud, or sad.)
nice one. im always happy to see a lee scared for his life.
♥
Corporate Lee Sin is never scared. He was just acting, waiting for the right moment to strike. If that darned Recon Teemo hadn't gotten in the way of things. Corporate Lee Sin would have had all the glory.
And forget those rumors about him hiding behind sona and begging for his life. Those are about as false as riot using bots for support tickets.
(Whats that, they are actually doing that now, they said so? Well, i am still leaving that analogy up there.)
WAIT ARE THEY ACTUALLY DOING THAT! I HAVENT BEEN PaYING ATTENTION!
Yeah, they announced it on the boards. Not as bad as it looks. they will tell you if you are talking to a bot and all. Here is a link with all the details: http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/help-support/OAuEF0KZ-introducing-blitzcrank-bot
(cant reply to the actual comment, we have gone too deep)
oh it sounded like you meant that the teambuilder would que you with bots to fill support role
Im disappointed Morde didn't ask how Lee got around always being blind, after he hit the wall.
Not as disappointed as i am with myself now.
But lee sin and teemo are recurring characters, so i can maybe use that joke sometime in the future.
To be fair, i added the part about teemo blinding him last minute. Before, Morde just calmly left instead of screaming like a mad man.
Screaming like a mad man was definitely the better choice.
This is great. "I have
.
Take a guess at how much my Q is gonna wreck you."
Too good!
Just wanted to point out a typo: "Also fall downs stairs do to short legs." should be "Also falls down stairs due to short legs."
("Is that a short joke?!?")
It's all cool though. I think the typos in your stories as well as lightdragoon's give them extra character.
Great Job!
I would have been more impressed if he had 4 IEs, a trinity force, and a Rylais
These stories are always my favorite part of free champ rotation and the sale's post
At least it's not blitz free week again! ARAMS here I come!
: You w0t m8?
poke
Pokes back
yay I can finally try out sejuani she hasnt been free in forever ._.
Where hasn't Azir been free
Just bought him just wait for next week XD

:3
I KNEW IT

1000% more manly mustaches
50% more people QQing over her previous rework
76.4539% more hammers
99% more "karma's a bitch"
200% more death
20% more axes
60% more bugs
90% more people QQing over all of her nerfs
50% more dangerous sharp objects on the Rift
200% less death
And of course, 138% of these statistics were created on the spot.
YES I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TRY
... and all caps too
Would like to see
next week
I hate it when quinn is free, i like being the only quinn in every game
same thing with nautilus
yay! Jayce is free to play for my B-Day!!! :D
For about the past 10 rotations or so, I have been able to accurately predict least one of the champions.
When's kennen coming? :3
It was a just a series of coincidences I think.
Hey, Kennen's actually free this week! XD
i wish
was free

I wanna try
and 
Make Yorick free! You guys never make him free. 
He is one of the champions Riot said will never be on rotation, with the other being Poppy.
Rito Saying They Will rework
Reminds Me Of When I procrastinate for project
Braum Q + Jayce W + Bot = ?

oh hey: it's all the champs everyone's already played 20 times.
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Wow Jayce is actually on rotation? That's very rare.
i need riven
