New free champion rotation: Braum, Cassiopeia, Jayce and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
A Corporate Matter: Episode 32.
Ring ring
"Hello?"
"Oh hey there Gnarly. How are you?"
"What do you want, and why are you out of breath?"
"Oh just wanted to say hi. By the way, is Sona there today?"
"Yeah?"
"Good, can you tell her to prepare for battle. I uhhh, may have upset a few people with the recent changes. Namely King of clubs Mordekaiser and Final Boss Veiger."
"Yeah, you upset a lot more than just them."
"Welllll, those two are out for revenge and aren't that far behind me."
"Ok, good luck with that. If you die i will be happy to take your job."
"I will be at your office any minute now."
"Hangs up."
"Why me. SONA!!!!!"
"!!!"
"Corporate Lee Sin is coming here, he is bringing friends. He told me to tell you about it."
"???"
"I don't know why. He is blind, so i doubt its because he thinks you're hot. Maybe with his heightened hearing, your music actually sounds good to him."
"Huff huff" "Oh good, you are here Sona. You are the only one i trust in a fight."
"I take offense to that."
"You run like a scared little cat at the first sign of a knife."
"YOU!!!!!!!"
"SONA PROTECT ME!"
"ME TOOOO!"
"I was always a mid laner. Then you made changes and i was better at top. Which was ok. BUT NOW, I AM NOT SOME MONSTER OF AN ADC. I AM NOT A "JUGGERNAUT" I, AM, A, MAGE!!!!!"
"Ahhhh, thats why i. uhh, made sure you could still go in a variety of-"
"LIAR! What with that change to my W, that lets me cast it on myself. Yeah, having only the second part of it doesn't do much. Even more so since you nerfed the heal part at the same time."
"But, King Of Clubs Mordekaiser, Maybe you just haven't had enough time to-"
"I used to be a tank. Now my own spells kill me as fast as the enemies do. I was the first Morde skin that had spell effects. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW! I'm not even special anymore. Time to show you how big of a mistake you made. I have 6 infinity Edges. Take a guess at how much my Q is gonna wreck you."
"Please, oh mighty king of clubs. I can make more changes, i can help you be better."
"LIKE THE CHANGES YOU MADE TO ME!!!"
"Now Final Boss Veigar, i know i said i would make changes much sooner than i did. And i know that i said they would be bigger. But i can explain."
"I DON'T WANT AN EXPLANATION, I JUST WANT TO KILL YOU. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHAT YOU PROMISED TO CASS."
"Oh hey guys, who wants some tea. I just got this brand new fancy teapot."
"Looks around."

"STARES ANGRILY!"

"Looks at Gentleman Kog'Maw for help."
"Throws teapot at wall" "Oops, how did that happen? Guess i gotta go back and get another one that isn't broken. But i might be a while, so don't wait for me."
"Runs back out the building."
"Time to force you to make some real changes to us."
"Yawn" "Oh hey, what is going on here."
"What was that?"
"Its me you big idiot."
"A-a-a ghost. This isn't right, i can sense and control ghosts. This one must be extremely powerful."
"Don't be absured. There are lots of explanations for a disembodied voice. Like, uhmmm. Well it could be, uhmmm."
"this could be fun." "Yeah, i am a ghost, you better leave before i kill you both."
"I doubt you can do anything, this is all probably a trick."
"Puff."
** "AH, IT STUNG ME. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! THATS IT, I AM OUT. YOU NEVER SAID NOTHING ABOUT NO HAUNTED OFFICE!"**
"Runs into wall"
"OW!"
"Somehow manages to run out the door. Then falls down flight of stairs."
"Laughs."
"That laugh, i haven't heard that laugh since i made that deal with. This isn't any ghost. SATAN HIMSELF IS IN THIS VERY ROOM, WAIT UP MORDEY!!!!!"
"Bolts out the door after King of clubs Mordekaiser. Also falls downs stairs do to short legs."
"..."
"You tell 'em Sona. Recon teemo, you saved us. Glad i am keeping you in that cage."
"You mean those guys were here to cause you physical harm? WAIT, COMEBACK. I AM JUST INVISIBLE, NOT SATAN! Well, that last part might not be true."
"All is well. See you later Gnarly. Time to get back to nerfing the most broken thing in league of legends. Vayne jungle."
(First time where i own all ten free champions. Not sure if i should be proud, or sad.)
At least it's not blitz free week again! ARAMS here I come!
poke
yay I can finally try out sejuani she hasnt been free in forever ._.
Where hasn't Azir been free

I KNEW IT

1000% more manly mustaches
50% more people QQing over her previous rework
76.4539% more hammers
99% more "karma's a bitch"
200% more death
20% more axes
60% more bugs
90% more people QQing over all of her nerfs
50% more dangerous sharp objects on the Rift
200% less death
And of course, 138% of these statistics were created on the spot.
i wish
was free

Braum Q + Jayce W + Bot = ?
YES I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TRY
... and all caps too
Would like to see
next week
I hate it when quinn is free, i like being the only quinn in every game
yay! Jayce is free to play for my B-Day!!! :D
I wanna try
and 
For about the past 10 rotations or so, I have been able to accurately predict least one of the champions.

Make Yorick free! You guys never make him free. 
Rito Saying They Will rework
Reminds Me Of When I procrastinate for project
i need riven
oh hey: it's all the champs everyone's already played 20 times.
guy
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Wow Jayce is actually on rotation? That's very rare.
