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Harvest your enemies with Soulstealer Vladimir

Riot··1 votes·35,969 views

*Thud*

The sounds of splintering wood stir Soulstealer Vladimir from his slumber as his carriage rumbles to a halt. He throws open the door, gliding from the carriage’s velvet interior into the moon’s faint glow. The pale features of his face dance under his amulet’s emerald glow as, step by slow step, he circles around towards his driver, dead in his seat and propped up only by the bolt through his chest.

“Pardon, sire. We’ll be having your purse now.”

Vladimir turns towards three cloaked figures, their swords glinting in the cool moonlight. The one who spoke steps forward, weapon raised. Vladimir sneers. He raises his amulet towards the would-be thieves, unleashing a torrent of spirits that tear through the first man, ravaging his body. The second bandit shrieks, agony etched into his face, as Vladimir pillages his very life force. The final thug’s eyes widen as the Soulstealer turns to him. With a smirk, Vladimir melts into the ground. The man tosses his sword aside and turns to flee, but it’s too late. He falls. Surrounded by the grasping souls of Vladimir’s tortured prisoners, they leech away the last of his vitality.

Reforming amidst the hollow shells of his attackers, a malicious smile spreads across Soulstealer Vladimir’s bloodless face. Four more for the collection.

Harvest the souls of your enemies with Soulstealer Vladimir, available now in the League of Legends store for 1350 RP (on sale for 975 RP through July 14).

618 Comments

QuikSc0pMcSwager232 votes

The Rivers will run Green! Vladimir

Valrion185 votes

Just remember guys; buying item 3041 mejai's soulstealer with this skin is mandatory.

Crashnibbles118 votes

Your forgetting the wifestealThresh

Zeroce97 votes

Ha Ha, I get it! Lucian's Wife, I'll just go back to my corner now...bye guys.

Swoodington24 votes

Karthus "You can still join her Lucian!"

ClockworkCreeper22 votes

Hecarim But good news Luc. Shes still funny. Still telling jokes like, "I will kill all evil spirits!" My favorite is, "Let me out of this lamp."

RIGed48 votes

"And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be . . ."

lostbutalive54 votes

Teemo -ing with souls, you mean.

GameofThrawns193 votes

Vladimir Ahhh, if it isn't my soul mate.

Thresh Oh god, why did it have to be you who got the skin?

Vladimir For the soul reason that I, a blood-sucking Blood Mage, fit rather neatly with the soul-sucking theme.

Thresh All of a sudden I wish I hadn't come back to life.

Vladimir Now now, my dear. You can find soulace in the fact that you are still soul stealer numero uno. For now.

Thresh [sticks gun in mouth]

lightdragoon88128 votes

Vladimir Don't be like that. Tell you what. I will take you out for Dinner.

Thresh Really? Where are you going to take me?

Vladimir A place that serves *soul *food.

Dusty the Man123 votes

Thresh [pulls trigger]

Vladimir looks like i'm the soul survivor

Thresh ...

ShadowCleave21241 votes

Vladimir Ahhh, another happy customer!

Thresh I can't believe people are actually buying your skin.

Vladimir Yes, it has souled quite well so far.

Aeranythe Echo26 votes

Thresh Can you stop already?

Vladimir I continue this madness soully to irritate you.

Thresh groans

Luffy D Monkey16 votes

Thresh [ can i bring my soulmate along for dinner]

Vladimir [ Wut??? u got a wife? ]

Thresh [ ya, the one i stole ]

sound of guns being pulled out

Lucian [f**k u]

ChaoticRumpus97 votes

Vladimir This suits me nicely... Thresh Gimme back my lamp! Lucian Not so fun when something precious is stolen from you, is it?

Vulcans Falcon56 votes

item 3069 Potato.

RiotRiot Whist73 votes

item 3067 Tomato.

riçefarmer14 votes

item 2009 BISCUIT........still food.......right? ;(

ean52129 votes

item 1006 Pea.

taksynator16 votes

item 2051 TIME FOR DINNER!

gurxed your nan54 votes

upvote for the death of teemo

I Main Swain63 votes

downvote it instead for his eternal torture

Marksmenly41 votes

Teemo has no soul therefor this will not work

King Odin43 votes

Talon : Stop stealing my damn hoodie. First Rengar now Vladimir

WillLand66 votes

Malzahar Ahem

Heavenly Hemp46 votes

Jax Am I missing something here?

i am very high36 votes

Yorick Do I not pull if off?

JustHax26 votes

Kennen What

Trevorghost39 votes

Vladimir's Thresh Cosplay skin

Stupid Dumb Fat39 votes

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trazodone 100mg137 votes

In a world Ravaged by political correctness one man stands against the system, His only tool: Casual Racism

trazodone 100mg17 votes

Or woman, I have no idea, but it takes from the effect if I do: s/he

Veridian Magma30 votes

I guess Thresh has competition now.

ShroudedGuardian19 votes

What aboutVeigar "I will swallow your soul!"

Izzrael26 votes

If he and Blade QueenLissandra come on-screen at the same time, I won't know who to target...

softstone25 votes

I can't wait for mecha aatrox Aatrox and malphiteMalphite to come out And for head hunter caitlynCaitlyn that will be dope as ****

TheOneTrueDucky24 votes

What happens when he steals Thresh's soul?

Arcade Andrew14 votes

What happens when he steals thresh's souls and ends up taking lucians wife soul? guess he will be a vampire hunter aswell

Dankosaurus Rekt40 votes

Blade Lucian skin confirmed

Crashnibbles103 votes

thresh rages and starts feeding

StarBoi Fizz23 votes

Bring U.R.F back that is the funnest game moode in lol that ever came out i will cryitem 3070 and put my item 3025 up an assss

Alexsdaman50 votes

Doom Bots

SwagOSaurus22 votes

Victorious Teemo Skin Season 4

NipSlipPantheon54 votes

no.

Astoiza God4 votes

"The sounds of splintering wood stir Soulstealer Vladimir"

It's stirs....

Kokush03 votes

Yes let's make yet another Legendary skin for an unpopular champion, whilst some champions have only 1 skin aside from basic skin. Priorities.

Darkness in Fire49 votes

... This isn't a legendary skin... it's a 1350... Velkoz demands you get your knowledge in order.

FNP Going Godyr2 votes

wait... "Vladimir turns towards three cloaked figures," then "Four more for the collection." I dont think math is that hard...

Samuel L Jaxx38 votes

Driver.

You forgot him.

He's sad.

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