Harvest your enemies with Soulstealer Vladimir

Riot·6/28/2014, 2:13:34 AM·1 votes·35,969 views

*Thud*

The sounds of splintering wood stir Soulstealer Vladimir from his slumber as his carriage rumbles to a halt. He throws open the door, gliding from the carriage’s velvet interior into the moon’s faint glow. The pale features of his face dance under his amulet’s emerald glow as, step by slow step, he circles around towards his driver, dead in his seat and propped up only by the bolt through his chest.

“Pardon, sire. We’ll be having your purse now.”

Vladimir turns towards three cloaked figures, their swords glinting in the cool moonlight. The one who spoke steps forward, weapon raised. Vladimir sneers. He raises his amulet towards the would-be thieves, unleashing a torrent of spirits that tear through the first man, ravaging his body. The second bandit shrieks, agony etched into his face, as Vladimir pillages his very life force. The final thug’s eyes widen as the Soulstealer turns to him. With a smirk, Vladimir melts into the ground. The man tosses his sword aside and turns to flee, but it’s too late. He falls. Surrounded by the grasping souls of Vladimir’s tortured prisoners, they leech away the last of his vitality.

Reforming amidst the hollow shells of his attackers, a malicious smile spreads across Soulstealer Vladimir’s bloodless face. Four more for the collection.

Harvest the souls of your enemies with Soulstealer Vladimir, available now in the League of Legends store for 1350 RP (on sale for 975 RP through July 14).

618 Comments

QuikSc0pMcSwager7/10/2014, 6:17:23 PM232 votes

The Rivers will run Green! Vladimir

GameofThrawns7/10/2014, 7:26:06 PM193 votes

Vladimir Ahhh, if it isn't my soul mate.

Thresh Oh god, why did it have to be you who got the skin?

Vladimir For the soul reason that I, a blood-sucking Blood Mage, fit rather neatly with the soul-sucking theme.

Thresh All of a sudden I wish I hadn't come back to life.

Vladimir Now now, my dear. You can find soulace in the fact that you are still soul stealer numero uno. For now.

Thresh [sticks gun in mouth]

ChaoticRumpus7/10/2014, 7:36:48 PM97 votes

Vladimir This suits me nicely... Thresh Gimme back my lamp! Lucian Not so fun when something precious is stolen from you, is it?

Vulcans Falcon7/10/2014, 7:04:43 PM56 votes

item 3069 Potato.

gurxed your nan7/10/2014, 6:27:24 PM54 votes

upvote for the death of teemo

King Odin7/10/2014, 7:04:00 PM43 votes

Talon : Stop stealing my damn hoodie. First Rengar now Vladimir

Stupid Dumb Fat7/10/2014, 7:18:02 PM39 votes

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Trevorghost7/10/2014, 6:59:45 PM39 votes

Vladimir's Thresh Cosplay skin

Veridian Magma7/10/2014, 6:14:18 PM30 votes

I guess Thresh has competition now.

Izzrael7/10/2014, 6:39:06 PM26 votes

If he and Blade QueenLissandra come on-screen at the same time, I won't know who to target...

softstone7/10/2014, 6:29:54 PM25 votes

I can't wait for mecha aatrox Aatrox and malphiteMalphite to come out And for head hunter caitlynCaitlyn that will be dope as ****

TheOneTrueDucky7/10/2014, 6:15:12 PM24 votes

What happens when he steals Thresh's soul?

StarBoi Fizz7/10/2014, 6:31:48 PM23 votes

Bring U.R.F back that is the funnest game moode in lol that ever came out i will cryitem 3070 and put my item 3025 up an assss

SwagOSaurus7/10/2014, 8:16:45 PM22 votes

Victorious Teemo Skin Season 4

Astoiza God7/10/2014, 6:32:15 PM4 votes

"The sounds of splintering wood stir Soulstealer Vladimir"

It's stirs....

Kokush07/10/2014, 6:49:23 PM3 votes

Yes let's make yet another Legendary skin for an unpopular champion, whilst some champions have only 1 skin aside from basic skin. Priorities.

FNP Going Godyr7/10/2014, 7:47:30 PM2 votes

wait... "Vladimir turns towards three cloaked figures," then "Four more for the collection." I dont think math is that hard...