Crowd: Donger! Donger! Donger! Donger!
Welcome back. Let me one again welcome our guests on today show: The crit family of Ashe and Tryndamere.
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As you all recall, they are here because of this man named Yasuo came to say that he is there son.
There is no way he is my son. Sure he may have a critical passive like me, he may be manaless like me, and he may spin around killing things like me, but my son would not be some calm little samurai. He would of been a real man.
But dad...
DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
Well we actually have the DNA test in now. Tryndamere you are.....NOT the father.
I KNEW IT!!! Throws chair
Crowd: Donger! Donger! Donger! Donger!
But if he not the father, then who is?
According to the test, the father is.....this guy.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashe and Tryndamere's bedroom
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!deep breath
You ok dear?
Yeah...just a bad dream.
You too huh?
You had one too?
Yeah. I was some kind of peace keeping vegan hippy. It was terrifying.
Guard:Knock on door My Queen, Gragas and Singed are here to see you.
We will be right out.
Few minutes later
So you are saying that someone from Noxus put some kind of toxic into a batch of your Graggy ice that causes nightmares?
Yes. I deeply apologize for this screw up and will fix it right away. I hope we don't lose your business.
I can destroy the product right away if you can show me where you have them.
Wait. Instead of destroying them, I want you to do something else with them in order for us to accept your apology. I want you to......
*** To be continue ***
Notes: I saw this comic the other day, kind of reminded me of the blind date stories.
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