Death blooms

Riot·3/16/2016, 7:11:04 PM·4 votes·57,084 views

The farther we climb, the more the land here seems to drown out any whispers of life. All that lives here is buried deep beneath the black, oily slate that shifts under our party’s weight. At the summit’s peak, however, we found our first signs of something organic: A floral bulb buried beneath a mound of black slate and scattered bones. It seems strange that in such a place devoid of life, this mass of bones lies in one single place, like some sacrificial altar.

We’ve transplanted the bulb back to basecamp although it is my strong recommendation to leave this thing. Beneath the bulb’s solid skin, a few say they can hear something stirring within. Although an impossible notion, the thought still chills me. As night falls, I write this with the bulb not five feet from my tent. My mind tricks me and I too hear the stirring -- like breath -- but surely it is some echo cast by the wind howling through these lifeless peaks.

Reveal the beauty of the hunt with Death Blossom Kha’Zix, now blooming in the League store for 975 RP.

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King Dellron3/17/2016, 6:07:21 PM229 votes

Khazix "Yes, I finally have my own skin line again. After the guardians of the sands stole my idea. But there is only one Death Blossom, me."

Elise "Ahem."

Khazix "AHHHHH, WHO ARE YOU?"

Elise "I am Death Blossom Elise, most have forgotten about me after Blood Moon Elise came out. But I was all the rage back in the day."

Khazix "Elise has two skins?"

Elise "Three actually, I got a victorious skin as well."

Khazix "Wait, Rito seriously made your second skin only available to gold+, how unfair is that?"

Elise "I am not the only skin who has been left and forgotten. Many skins are forsaken by their owners, after they get the newer thing. Take this for example, Elderwood Bard, poor guy wasn't even popular on release. But now with Snowday Bard, no one uses him."

Bard "♪♪♪♪......."

Elise "And poor Galactic Azir, few got the stargate reference, and fewer still bought him."

Azir "No kingdom, no family, only sand. Will make sand sculptures for food."

Elise "Blight Crystal Varus, Lord Darius. Not many even remember these guys exist. But poor Sion, he has it the worst. All of his skins are abused and caged up, no one has seen hextech in years. And with Rito refusing to give him a new skin, things do not bode well for our undead juggernaut."

Sion "Is this, what passes for love?"

Elise "With just a mere donation of 10 Riot Points a day, we can help these underused skins find good homes. Please, do your part. And don't forget to use those old skins in a match every once and a while. They would really enjoy."

Cuts to slightly disturbing scenes of really cute skins being replaced or refunded.

Troll if Jungle3/17/2016, 6:20:31 PM63 votes

Rengar and Khazix need Alien Vs Predator skin

lightdragoon883/17/2016, 6:03:49 PM50 votes

Who gave Scyther a leaf stone instead of a metal coat?

supaguyboy3/17/2016, 7:37:42 PM22 votes

Khazix Okay, I managed to escape with 43 health, now I better recall, with my trusty flower!

(flower pops up) when suddenly, kog'maw

KogMaw GIVE ME HYDRATION

Khazix WHAT THE HELL, KOG'MAW GET OFF OF ME! AND WHY ON RUNETERRA ARE YOU DRESSED UP LIKE A BUTTERFLY?!?!

KogMaw LET ME DRINK FROM THE FLOWER! I GOT LIKE, NO WATER FOR YEARS BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FLOWERS BIG ENOUGH!

Khazix DUDE STOP I NEED THIS THING I GOTTA RECALL

and so Kha'Zix killed Kog'Maw for invading his space the end

isospeedrix3/17/2016, 7:11:08 PM18 votes

flower power, all lanes covered Khazix Zyra Leblanc Jhin Maokai

xXFableStoryXx3/17/2016, 7:34:38 PM9 votes

Khazix "About time, i'll show them all, I am the greatest insect of all time!" SPLAT Chogath "I think I stepped on something." LeeSin "What you cannot see, makes you stronger." KogMawsummoner 6 "You killed Kha'zix-senpai! You will pay!" Chogathsummoner 4 LeeSin{{summoner:2}} Singedsummoner 6 "Somebody call for some bug spray?" KogMawsummoner 4 "Help! Jungle!" pings countless times but Reksai continues to try and take the Rift Skuttler 'SingedAN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAINKogMaw 'KhazixA SUMMONER HAS DISCONNECTED'

Dark Star Cho3/17/2016, 6:34:41 PM7 votes

I want a cho skin with this color scheme now ;_;

VanityVanity3/17/2016, 6:51:41 PM7 votes

Zyra "Great..." sighs "Someone else steals my outfit."

Dual All Day3/17/2016, 10:59:41 PM7 votes

Malzahar Tears One day I'll get a new skin.... One day.... Hush little voidling don't you cry....

BlightScythe3/17/2016, 6:33:15 PM6 votes

this ministory could only be completed by Kha-Zix jumping out of a goddamn flower yelling "SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS" in Jackson's voice

Blitz Striker3/17/2016, 7:48:54 PM5 votes

new Khazix skin, the choice on which skin to use has become to much harder.

Squirtle1233/17/2016, 9:26:41 PM5 votes

Khazix I got a new skin! Elise I'm a bug too! Cassiopeia Me three! Wait,no. Chogath I'm some kinda bug! KogMaw I BUG I HUNGRY.

So Kog used his w and ate all the champs.

Talieshin3/17/2016, 6:24:01 PM3 votes

someone really wanted to become a butterfly...

FAZEMLGCODPLAYER3/17/2016, 11:10:46 PM3 votes

And Clarity is still banned from the Rift...Was it that they noticed that I did better with it than without? maybe Blitzcrank Support was "too OP" with it.

PhantomNinja9043/18/2016, 12:41:17 AM2 votes

legend of zelda: windwaker reference anyone? End boss of the forbidden woods "kalle demos".

Rexasaur3/18/2016, 7:45:18 PM2 votes

we need a new sion skinSion

Larka D3/19/2016, 4:54:16 PM2 votes

Ekko needs a new skin though, project ekko anyone?

Penguin X93/19/2016, 5:54:44 PM2 votes

Now where's my chroma pack?Khazix

WildAsparagus3/23/2016, 1:01:19 AM1 votes

Read the title and all I thought was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nVvojfQVBY

Its Actually Him3/23/2016, 1:49:11 AM1 votes

Zyra thorns in bottom left = skin tease?