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Death blooms

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The farther we climb, the more the land here seems to drown out any whispers of life. All that lives here is buried deep beneath the black, oily slate that shifts under our party’s weight. At the summit’s peak, however, we found our first signs of something organic: A floral bulb buried beneath a mound of black slate and scattered bones. It seems strange that in such a place devoid of life, this mass of bones lies in one single place, like some sacrificial altar.

We’ve transplanted the bulb back to basecamp although it is my strong recommendation to leave this thing. Beneath the bulb’s solid skin, a few say they can hear something stirring within. Although an impossible notion, the thought still chills me. As night falls, I write this with the bulb not five feet from my tent. My mind tricks me and I too hear the stirring -- like breath -- but surely it is some echo cast by the wind howling through these lifeless peaks.

Reveal the beauty of the hunt with Death Blossom Kha’Zix, now blooming in the League store for 975 RP.

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King Dellron229 votes

Khazix "Yes, I finally have my own skin line again. After the guardians of the sands stole my idea. But there is only one Death Blossom, me."

Elise "Ahem."

Khazix "AHHHHH, WHO ARE YOU?"

Elise "I am Death Blossom Elise, most have forgotten about me after Blood Moon Elise came out. But I was all the rage back in the day."

Khazix "Elise has two skins?"

Elise "Three actually, I got a victorious skin as well."

Khazix "Wait, Rito seriously made your second skin only available to gold+, how unfair is that?"

Elise "I am not the only skin who has been left and forgotten. Many skins are forsaken by their owners, after they get the newer thing. Take this for example, Elderwood Bard, poor guy wasn't even popular on release. But now with Snowday Bard, no one uses him."

Bard "♪♪♪♪......."

Elise "And poor Galactic Azir, few got the stargate reference, and fewer still bought him."

Azir "No kingdom, no family, only sand. Will make sand sculptures for food."

Elise "Blight Crystal Varus, Lord Darius. Not many even remember these guys exist. But poor Sion, he has it the worst. All of his skins are abused and caged up, no one has seen hextech in years. And with Rito refusing to give him a new skin, things do not bode well for our undead juggernaut."

Sion "Is this, what passes for love?"

Elise "With just a mere donation of 10 Riot Points a day, we can help these underused skins find good homes. Please, do your part. And don't forget to use those old skins in a match every once and a while. They would really enjoy."

Cuts to slightly disturbing scenes of really cute skins being replaced or refunded.

Not A Murderer88 votes

Cue background song* In the arms of an angel...

Ryannihilator23 votes

Join in the next 30 minutes and we will send you a tote bag with giant enemyUrgot on it. Plz join 4 free tote bags

WitchKing00710 votes

As a special offer, the first 100 subscribers will receive a complementary Ward of Draven, along with any Harrowing-themed summoner icon they choose.

EmberCookie10 votes

We'll even throw in an Undertaker Yorick , but you better hurry, lines are filling up fast (at least we hope they do)

Ryannihilator4 votes

Please, help us make a difference. Even though obviously we can't do anything about making bad skins good, still give us your money.

b24123 votes

But wait, there's more! If you call now, I'll even add in a poro plushie! Please call now, tons of poros and old skins need your help and support for just 120 easy payments of 16.50 RP.

Vikíng13 votes

What about Mecha Zero Sion possibly upcoming on the PBE? http://www.surrenderat20.net/2016/03/314-pbe-update.html

fleetfeetfunk5 votes

Take my up-vote, to keep Sion off the junk.

McSlappywag3 votes

Logged in just to up vote.

macromite4 votes

I actually use hextech sion when i play him.

Mofointhehouse2 votes

Wait, _these _skins existed?

Shroom Junkie3 votes

Galactic Azir is a Stargate reference? I never noticed anything that referenced it?

EDIT: Ohhh, looking at the splash I see him coming out of one now. Wow, can't believe I never noticed that.

LeSquidliestOne3 votes

Also his recall has him in a bunch of rings, like the ones used to teleport people in and out of ships in the Stargate series

Bigfoot Kerchoff5 votes

"Is this, what passes for love?" i read this in his voice, yelling, made me laugh so hard

Bedl44m3 votes

NO, no , no. Elderwood bard is a thing of beauty. Stop.

Why u No Rove Me5 votes

I just realized this was written by one person and not a conversation between multiple people in the comments rofl. Well played.

gg18putts1 votes

I exist Zilean

Troll if Jungle63 votes

Rengar and Khazix need Alien Vs Predator skin

MICAHRIFIC18 votes

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY RP

Tbreau4 votes

we're half way there with headhunter rengar. our dreams will come true one day!

Bob70107 votes

Well Rengar already has a head hunter skin, so we're half way there.

taintedblood3 votes

Clairvoyance i would buy this the day it came out, on the look out now. its out there they new idea for legendary's

lightdragoon8850 votes

Who gave Scyther a leaf stone instead of a metal coat?

supaguyboy22 votes

Khazix Okay, I managed to escape with 43 health, now I better recall, with my trusty flower!

(flower pops up) when suddenly, kog'maw

KogMaw GIVE ME HYDRATION

Khazix WHAT THE HELL, KOG'MAW GET OFF OF ME! AND WHY ON RUNETERRA ARE YOU DRESSED UP LIKE A BUTTERFLY?!?!

KogMaw LET ME DRINK FROM THE FLOWER! I GOT LIKE, NO WATER FOR YEARS BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FLOWERS BIG ENOUGH!

Khazix DUDE STOP I NEED THIS THING I GOTTA RECALL

and so Kha'Zix killed Kog'Maw for invading his space the end

isospeedrix18 votes

flower power, all lanes covered Khazix Zyra Leblanc Jhin Maokai

nvisibl6 votes

Don't forget armor of the fifth age Taric Nothing is more flower power-y than that pink wonderfulness

Vouloir Oublier5 votes

Death Blossom Zyra and Blood Moon Diana?

xXFableStoryXx9 votes

Khazix "About time, i'll show them all, I am the greatest insect of all time!" SPLAT Chogath "I think I stepped on something." LeeSin "What you cannot see, makes you stronger." KogMawsummoner 6 "You killed Kha'zix-senpai! You will pay!" Chogathsummoner 4 LeeSinClairvoyance Singedsummoner 6 "Somebody call for some bug spray?" KogMawsummoner 4 "Help! Jungle!" pings countless times but Reksai continues to try and take the Rift Skuttler 'SingedAN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAINKogMaw 'KhazixA SUMMONER HAS DISCONNECTED'

Colorful Dream9 votes

Bugsplat?

Dark Star Cho7 votes

I want a cho skin with this color scheme now ;_;

VanityVanity7 votes

Zyra "Great..." sighs "Someone else steals my outfit."

Dual All Day7 votes

Malzahar Tears One day I'll get a new skin.... One day.... Hush little voidling don't you cry....

Autrah Fang3 votes

does Snow Day Malzahar not count? that's only barely over a year old... of all the champs to complain about needing a new skin, Malzahar isn't one of em imo.

BlightScythe6 votes

this ministory could only be completed by Kha-Zix jumping out of a goddamn flower yelling "SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS" in Jackson's voice

Blitz Striker5 votes

new Khazix skin, the choice on which skin to use has become to much harder.

Squirtle1235 votes

Khazix I got a new skin! Elise I'm a bug too! Cassiopeia Me three! Wait,no. Chogath I'm some kinda bug! KogMaw I BUG I HUNGRY.

So Kog used his w and ate all the champs.

cloman1003 votes

Azir I'm full of bugs!

KBingo2 votes

New skin: Buggy Azir. He has mosquitoes swarming around him constantly.

Talieshin3 votes

someone really wanted to become a butterfly...

FAZEMLGCODPLAYER3 votes

And Clarity is still banned from the Rift...Was it that they noticed that I did better with it than without? maybe Blitzcrank Support was "too OP" with it.

PhantomNinja9042 votes

legend of zelda: windwaker reference anyone? End boss of the forbidden woods "kalle demos".

Rexasaur2 votes

we need a new sion skinSion

Larka D2 votes

Ekko needs a new skin though, project ekko anyone?

Penguin X92 votes

Now where's my chroma pack?Khazix

WildAsparagus1 votes

Read the title and all I thought was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nVvojfQVBY

Its Actually Him1 votes

Zyra thorns in bottom left = skin tease?

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