New free champion rotation: Sion, Zed, Ivern and more!

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Randomonium

"Sorry I'm late boss, I got- What the hell?"

"No, this is so wrong. I'm supposed to lock up the toxic people. Not let them out."

"Corporate Kayle? What are you doing here?"

"It's Corporate Mundo. He decided he needed to be even more random than usual. So he picked all our names out of a hat. Then assigned us to one of the jobs around here. Which means I get to be in charge of the free rotation. According to Corporate Gnar's logs, which are covered in Elixir stains, Taliyah, Cho'Gath, and Kled haven't been free in forever. AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH BUTTON MAKES THEM FREE!"

"Oh, those ones are actually broken."

"WHY!"

"Lucky, you came in late and don't have to switch jobs."

"Nami! You're the replacement for Sona?"

"Also, I'm apparently the same species are Ahri and Wukong now. Cause that makes sense."

"So one of my- Wait, what? Nevermind, that's weird. So one of my best friends has temporarily replaced my least favorite person as my coworker? CAN WE MAKE THIS PERMANENT, PLEASE!"

"NOOOOOOO! I loved my old job."

"By the way, where is Guard Dog Warick's replacement?"

"Under here."

"Corporate Jinx, you are supposed to be protecting us, not hiding under your desk."

"I write lore, pet my guard rat and eat pizza. I did not sign up to risk my life for others. I can't handle that much responsibility or social interaction. So screw you people, I'm staying under here until I can go back to my closet."

"Returns from the cage of freedom room." "They complain worse than the people I perma ban. How can anyone hear themselves think in there? Dear Rito, please jus-"

"ENOUGH! Rito this, Rito that. I have heard just about enough of Rito. Where is he, I don't see him or any proof that he even exists. No, it is time you all worshiped a true god. Someone real, someone who can and will fight. From now on you all praise me, God Fist lee Sin. And only my name shall be said in vain."

"No, this random time. You not God right now, you get random role. You role is janitor."

"I HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY BEAT EVERY MARTIAL ARTIST MASTER ALIVE, TWICE! I CARVED A MOUNTAIN IN THE SHAPE OF MY FACE. I COULD KILL YOU WITH THE SNAP OF MY FINGER. I AM A GOD AND I WILL BE RESPECTED!"

"Corporate Mundo no scared. Me think you look funny with giant forehead. Now take broom and sweep or me fire you."

"THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU HAVE HEARD OF ME!" "Begins sweeping and cleaning up trash."

"Nice one man! But, where did you show up from?"

"Me show up randomly, me also leave randomly." "Disappears."

"Meanwhile:"

"Oh dear Rito."

"Gets triggered off in distance."

"I just realized that my whole office is now being run by Women. It's only a matter of time before they are all at each others hair."

"!!!" "Shoots power cord at Corporate Gnar."

"What was that for?"

"Stop worrying Gnarly, I need you focused if you are going to be the Guard Gargoyle. Besides, your job is so easy, I'm sure even a non-corporate woman like Kayle can handle it."

"..."

"No she isn't, girls can't be corporates."

"!!!" "Shoots power cord at Corporate Lee Sin."

"Alright alright, here's your darn Elixir. I think her getting Corporate Mundo's job has gone to her head."

"I hate this. I hate the way you look in Ezreal's Secretary outfit. I hate the fact that Guard Gargoyle Galio's outfit is so big I fit inside his hat. I hate that I currently work for Sona. When does this end."

"At a random time. Just like this story."

I own all of the free supports, but I still love seeing them all here for those that would even want to try support. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

YeS, I cAn nOw pLaY tHe TrEE gUy!

Now I have to worry about people banning my main . Wait a minute. People don't ban Ivern.

Yeah, I noticed Kled is never free and ive always wanted to try him but i can never get enough ip and always buy someone else then realize....oh crap

This is probably the most healthiest looking rotation i've seen in awhile

Graves - The Outlaw

Primary role: Fighter

Secondary role: Tank

Fixed it, yw.

######Kappa

where is ? ?

WHERES KLED! [zombie-brand-facepalm] [zombie-brand-mindblown]

Well is slotted as a JG.

This Free Champ Rotation is OP, but that's what makes it great!!

gg

well then....now i gotta worry about tryndamere and my losing streak ._.[zombie-brand-facepalm]

Slotted as a JNG? good sh#@....good sh@# indeed

Cool I have all of those champs. I think its the first time that happen. Im not even sarcastic.

That feel when comes back to the Free before or does.

How does Varus have difficulty 2 while Tryndmaere has 5 lmao

New free champion rotation: Xerath