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New free champion rotation: Gragas, Illaoi, Jhin and more!

Riot·5/22/2017, 5:07:00 PM·3 votes·28,384 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Gragas - the Rabble Rouser
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Mage
Illaoi - the Kraken Priestess
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Janna - the Storm's Fury
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Jhin - the Virtuoso
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin
Kassadin - the Void Walker
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Mage
LeBlanc - the Deceiver
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Mage
Renekton - the Butcher of the Sands
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Taric - the Shield of Valoran
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Fighter
Vayne - the Night Hunter
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Assassin
Volibear - the Thunder's Roar
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.

See you on the Fields of Justice!

32 Comments

King Dellron5/22/2017, 5:22:17 PM16 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: Heres 10 reasons why millennials are going to be the death of us all

A portal opens up in some dystopian wasteland.

Kled "So this is the future. Yep, that's about how I expected it would look."

Ezreal "Alright, so follow me. My friend is locked up in that tower over there. We need to get to her before that monste-" "Gets shot in the shoulder."

summoner 1 "Attention, systems damaged. Foreign object detected in the shoulder area."

Ezreal "Thank you pearl. I would have never been able to tell."

summoner 1 "Well, excuse me for following my programming."

Ezreal "Tries to get up." "Ow, that's smarts. Did you guys see who shot me?"

KogMaw "I think Korporate Kled did. He charged that way, yelling a string of profanities."

Kled "Caught the bitch!"

Caitlyn "Get off me! What timeline is this psycho from?"

Ezreal "Pulsefire Caitlyn? WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME! I thought we were friends."

Caitlyn "Turns out I'm supposed to be hunting you and I need to kill you. Check my quotes."

Ezreal "I gotta see this. LoL wiki dot com, Caitlyn, quotes, Pulsefire. OH COME ON! So what, I'm some sort of time rebel. Who doesn't care about shattering the timeline."

Caitlyn "That's what I got. They don't give us skins a whole lot of lore to go on."

Ezreal "Well, you'll never stop me. You stupid fixer."

summoner 1 "Got em, sir."

Caitlyn "I'm going to bring you in. We can't just have people running around time all willy nilly. That's how we get evil gods of speed and dinosaurs in New York."

Ezreal "Come on, nothing I'm doing can cause anything like that."

Caitlyn "Oh really? Anything look different to you here?"

Ezreal "A little bit. It looks like everything has died or been abandoned. Except for these weird spinning statues."

Caitlyn "Yeah, you caused the end of civilization as we knew it. Remember when you just had to have a collection of 90's toys."

Ezreal "What? I had to see what all the 90's kids were talking about."

Caitlyn "Well, you dropped one in 2017. Some idiot found it, made a video and posted it online. The wonderful fidget spinner."

Ezreal "Oh yeah, that dumb thing. Annoyed the heck out of pearl."

Caitlyn "Well, instead of dying off in the 90's, like it should have. It became popular, too popular. Soon, everyone neglected their daily jobs. Taking care of the environment, bettering humanity, even the league of legends. All forgone in the name of spinning. Monuments were raised. The spinners became self-aware and got elected as all the presidents. The world belongs to the spinners now and it's your fault."

summoner 1 "I told you that your toy collection was juvenile."

Ezreal "I don't need your opinion pearl. Look, Cait, I'll fix this. But first I've got to rescue my friend."

KogMaw "Wait, Pulsefire Caitlyn isn't who we came to rescue?"

Ezreal "What? No, why would we need to rescue Cait? She is more than capable of getting out of any situation."

KogMaw "I just thought, what with the dear female friend in trouble. And her being in trouble and, nevermind. If you don't mind me asking, who are we rescuing."

Ezreal "Pulsefire Poro of course! She is my very special pet. If I don't ge-"

Caitlyn "It's been fun and all, but I think it's time for me to make my exit." "90 Caliber Nets off the cliff behind her."

Kled "Did she just kill herself?" "Peeks over the cliff."

Caitlyn "Opens portal mid-air and falls into it."

KogMaw "You've got to admit, she's got style."

Ezreal "Come on, we've got a poro to save."

"Over in the dark tower."

Ezreal "Alright, Gentleman Cho'Gath has my pet locked up right there. Gentleman Kog'Maw. I need you to distract him while I sneak up and get Pulsefire Poro out of that cage."

Chogath "You are going to make an absolutely wonderful meal. It's so hard to find poros these days. But first, a bit more spinning."

KogMaw "Alright, I am on it."

Kled "And what do you need me and Skaarl to do?"

Ezreal "Well, like I told you. I don't really need you. So, just keep watch in case something goes wrong."

Kled "Well, let's hope something does. Cause I ain't leaving without somebody's head."

Chogath "Oh, spinny. You are so mesmerising. Huh, WHO'S THERE? Gentleman Kog'Maw? No, it can't be you. I ate you in a fit of rage years ago. You tasted like vomit and England."

KogMaw "I'm not really here. I am a vision. A gift to you from the fidget spinners."

Chogath "Spinny, how did you know that eating him has been my biggest regret of my whole life. Gentleman Kog'Maw, I have missed you. I'm so very sorry. I didn't realize that you were my only real friend until after the other Gentlemen left me. If it wasn't for the spinners, I don't know what I would have done. Thank you, spinny, for letting me do this." "Hugs Gentleman Kog'Maw and begins to sob."

summoner 31 "Pfe?"

Ezreal "Shhh, I'm here to rescue you. Let me just get this cage open." "Unlocks cage door."

summoner 31 "Freedom!"

Ezreal "ALRIGHT, GOT HER. TIME TO GO GUYS!"

Chogath "Huh, what? YOU'RE NOT A GIFT FROM THE SPINNERS!"

KogMaw "My sincerest apologies. You should forgive yourself for eating me, it's what we Voidborn do. I'd love to talk you through it, but I really must be going. Pip pip, cheerio."

item 3460 "STOP RIGHT THERE!"

Ezreal "MEGA FIDGET SPINNER!"

summoner 1 "It's power level is 9000."

Ezreal "What, it's exactly 9000, not over?"

summoner 13 "Exactly sir."

Ezreal "Huh, what do you know."

Kled "FINALLY, IT'S KILLIN' TIME."

Ezreal "We can't take that thing. Everyone, jump out the window! I'm going to pull a Cait!"

They all jump out the tower window.

Ezreal "Now I just have to-" "Hits the ground!"

Ezreal "Uhhhhhh, we fell a lot faster than I thought we would. Well, if you're both still alive and have at least one working limb. I'm putting the portal right here."

All of them manage to crawl into the portal. Even with various broken arms and legs."

Leona "Oh how I miss you, your beautiful face, the way you glows. The way you always dress. Our love can never be. But at least I always have this picture."

Portal opens of in the middle of the office.

KogMaw "I'm never time traveling again."

Leona "AHHHHHHH! A LITTLE WARNING WOULD BE NICE!"

Kled "It's MY OFFICE! What were you doing anyway?"

Leona "N-nothing. Did you have fun on your trip?"

Kled "No."

Ezreal "Thank you all so much for your help. Now, me and Pulsefire Poro have a job to do. We are going to save the future by fighting cancer with cancer. Pearl, have you have heard of rompers?"

summoner 13 "Unfortunetly."

(Heads up, I won't be able to do an episode of A Corporate Matter next week. As I will be on vacation and without internet. But I will be back on track the week after. See you then.)

Serenity465/22/2017, 7:23:17 PM7 votes

Taliyah PLEASE

Suenrg5/22/2017, 5:23:07 PM4 votes

No taliyah ? :(

MrRay14785/28/2017, 11:37:00 PM2 votes

Lulu? Thresh? Ivern? i rly wanna try them out please

Who is Taliyah5/23/2017, 12:24:58 PM2 votes

Still no F2P Taliyah GG

The Hungry Snail5/23/2017, 1:31:43 AM2 votes

Waffles or Pancakes ?

Zinxxyy5/22/2017, 6:26:24 PM2 votes

Yay, everyone's favorite champion Volibear. -_-

Clayblob26/3/2017, 6:04:19 PM1 votes

holy moly what is THIS carnage

lockZmith5/23/2017, 4:11:29 AM1 votes

Let's play a game of Guess Who's Getting Permabanned

Wulfumms5/23/2017, 12:21:07 PM1 votes

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Clayblob25/23/2017, 7:44:10 PM1 votes

oh yes...jhin is free Teemo