/ALL Chat | BWOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

Riot·6/29/2016, 7:23:25 PM·1 votes·11,321 views

Open the box. Read the instructions. Be Bard.

We handed a mystery box full of Bard crap our friends and filmed their reactions. There is nothing magical about this.

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22 Comments

Domestic Rabbit7/1/2016, 4:09:11 PM18 votes

So this is why your client never works, everyone at Riot just dresses up as Bard and ults the servers for 10 hours a day.

BluePaw37/1/2016, 5:33:48 PM13 votes

Now if they ever open up a League-themed bar, they'll have the perfect costume for the bartender.

The Bardtender.

Chip Bonk7/1/2016, 5:00:10 PM5 votes

I'm sure that costume was Bard to make. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

CaptainPeeWee7/1/2016, 4:30:52 PM5 votes

So as our team was positioning to steal baron from the enemy team as they were doing it, they had no vision of us, we had vision of them. Everyone was doing horribly, except for myself of course, and we just thought it would be worth a try to steal it. So, our team of Velkoz , MissFortune , Bard and 2 other champions ulted when the baron was about 2k health. Velkoz shot his disintegration ray, MissFortune started bullet time and the rest of us did nothing, except for Bard . He ulted and it activated right as the enemy team smitten the baron and killed it, so their entire team is frozen while being "attacked" by the laser and bullets for a full awkward duration of however long Bard 's ultimate was. It was the cringiest, funniest, trolliest and most raging thing that could possibly have came out of that inevitable loss of a game.

The enemy team proceeded to ace us and destroy the nexus.

Thank you for reading this story of Bard and if you didn't, then good job skipping to the last sentence.

JameClumper7/1/2016, 4:20:37 PM4 votes

WELL there goes 1 minute I'll never get back.

somebeety7/1/2016, 4:19:43 PM4 votes

well that was a sad excuse for a video

Rivini7/2/2016, 9:12:44 AM3 votes

AP Bard mid is fun. I did it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPT_UT2uBY

Womp1237/1/2016, 5:09:38 PM2 votes

I'm starting to get the feeling they are running out of ideas for /all chat...I used to like watching them when there were like cosplays and art and stuff, cause I think people are amazing to spend time doing that! Now /all chat is just meh.

Count Buffon7/6/2016, 4:03:07 AM2 votes

Freaking LCS troll champion. I hate him.

GamingEelektross7/6/2016, 2:08:26 AM2 votes

Yorick So this is why I havent been worked on item 3070

Vaydrin7/1/2016, 4:26:06 PM2 votes

MY dream, has come true. I have now peacefully died from the soft noises of bard. Thank you Rito Games summoner 13

MemeFarmer4207/6/2016, 9:27:25 PM1 votes

Bard is the one and only alpha cosmic being

Zelnick7/1/2016, 4:35:43 PM1 votes

Dafk Punk's new song: (work it) Barder (do it) Better (make it) Baster (makes us) Bonger

avatarkai7/2/2016, 12:11:25 AM1 votes

what where the instructions and why bard? why dont do somthing funny like fizz jerks or TEEEEMMOOOTeemo [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

I M A QUE T7/2/2016, 2:45:23 AM1 votes

FIX YOUR DAMN CLIENT. I've been bugging out for almost every champ select, the countdown stops when someone is picking and then all of a sudden, I'm out of the champ select and gets the -3 LP. this is not the only issue I've been experiencing with your fucking client.

Zonyas7/3/2016, 4:52:23 AM1 votes

I luv brad. Brad is all rownd gud guy. I us brad n manie ways butt i lik usin hims ultimit ubilitee on mi teem so dey can try 2 doge it. Dis help mi teem cuz dey git gud at dudgin skill shits an dey get 2 challenjour aftr i train dem lik dis.