/ALL Chat | BWOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

So this is why your client never works, everyone at Riot just dresses up as Bard and ults the servers for 10 hours a day.

Now if they ever open up a League-themed bar, they'll have the perfect costume for the bartender.

The Bardtender.

So as our team was positioning to steal baron from the enemy team as they were doing it, they had no vision of us, we had vision of them. Everyone was doing horribly, except for myself of course, and we just thought it would be worth a try to steal it. So, our team of , , and 2 other champions ulted when the baron was about 2k health. shot his disintegration ray, started bullet time and the rest of us did nothing, except for . He ulted and it activated right as the enemy team smitten the baron and killed it, so their entire team is frozen while being "attacked" by the laser and bullets for a full awkward duration of however long 's ultimate was. It was the cringiest, funniest, trolliest and most raging thing that could possibly have came out of that inevitable loss of a game.

The enemy team proceeded to ace us and destroy the nexus.

Thank you for reading this story of and if you didn't, then good job skipping to the last sentence.

I'm sure that costume was to make. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

well that was a sad excuse for a video

WELL there goes 1 minute I'll never get back.

AP Bard mid is fun. I did it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPT_UT2uBY

MY dream, has come true. I have now peacefully died from the soft noises of bard. Thank you Rito Games

I'm starting to get the feeling they are running out of ideas for /all chat...I used to like watching them when there were like cosplays and art and stuff, cause I think people are amazing to spend time doing that! Now /all chat is just meh.

So this is why I havent been worked on

Freaking LCS troll champion. I hate him.

Dafk Punk's new song: (work it) Barder (do it) Better (make it) Baster (makes us) Bonger

what where the instructions and why bard? why dont do somthing funny like fizz jerks or TEEEEMMOOO [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

FIX YOUR DAMN CLIENT. I've been bugging out for almost every champ select, the countdown stops when someone is picking and then all of a sudden, I'm out of the champ select and gets the -3 LP. this is not the only issue I've been experiencing with your fucking client.

I luv brad. Brad is all rownd gud guy. I us brad n manie ways butt i lik usin hims ultimit ubilitee on mi teem so dey can try 2 doge it. Dis help mi teem cuz dey git gud at dudgin skill shits an dey get 2 challenjour aftr i train dem lik dis.

Bard is the one and only alpha cosmic being