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This should be the place.
You sure this is the place?
How do we know this isn't a trap?
I agree. We should just kill this girl and go look for this Jhin.
No. This is the place.
You sense him?
Or do you "shense" him. :D
None of those. This place makes the most sense. A theater with 4 roads leading to it, 4 words in it name, and has 4 doors leading in.
That and whenever I tried to blow this place up, something always seems to stop it from happening.
That too.
Less talking, let go in.
Agreed.
_ inside._
There is someone on the stage. Is that...?
JHIN!!!
Ahh..my Audience is here. You guys are a little early, I wasn't expecting you for another hour.
You have a lot of nerve to attack a high rank Demacian like that.
YEAH! If he died then who would I fu- I mean...Fight with?
I can!!
No.
:(
Jhin, for attacking Garen of Demacia and Vi of Piltover, you are under arrest.
No I am not. Here read this. Throws roll up papers
!!? This is... DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!!
WHAT!?
Yep. Ionia's government itself gave me this immunity so I can do what I want as long as I killed what they want me to kill.
Why would Ionia do this?
Hello Shen. Long time no see. How has your father been?
Dead.
Good to see he still...Wait...what!?
He was murder a long time ago.
I....I see. And was his last wish for you to wear Crocs all the time?
sigh No. I was in a hurry and forgot to take them off.
Ah. Well who killed Kusho?
It was Zed.
Zed? Well...this is interesting.
What do you mean?
He is my next target and the one Ionia wants me to get rid of, but I needed some help.
You mean you attacked Garen and Vi just so...
Exactly. You, my Audience, will get help make my next masterpiece. Congratulations
BRAUM CENA
Wait, who's the one dude on sale for 440?
What is that champion with the shovel? Is he a new champion? Rito secretly released new champion!! Does anyone know what he does?
Yay skin finally goes on sale. My girl shall have her skin now.
OMG RITO DIDNT FORGET ABOUT THE FORGOTTEN ONE:
SATAN IS ON SALE
suck
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thats yorik he sux
Still waiting for the Ghost Bride Morgana sale dammit! Watch it be the very last week :(
To all the people who don't know who is & assume he's a new champion lmfao Rito this is like the 17th sign that he needs to be reworked immediately XDDDD
HERE WE GO 
TUESDAY!
