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This should be the place.
You sure this is the place?
How do we know this isn't a trap?
I agree. We should just kill this girl and go look for this Jhin.
No. This is the place.
You sense him?
Or do you "shense" him. :D
None of those. This place makes the most sense. A theater with 4 roads leading to it, 4 words in it name, and has 4 doors leading in.
That and whenever I tried to blow this place up, something always seems to stop it from happening.
That too.
Less talking, let go in.
Agreed.
_ inside._
There is someone on the stage. Is that...?
JHIN!!!
Ahh..my Audience is here. You guys are a little early, I wasn't expecting you for another hour.
You have a lot of nerve to attack a high rank Demacian like that.
YEAH! If he died then who would I fu- I mean...Fight with?
I can!!
No.
:(
Jhin, for attacking Garen of Demacia and Vi of Piltover, you are under arrest.
No I am not. Here read this. Throws roll up papers
!!? This is... DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!!
WHAT!?
Yep. Ionia's government itself gave me this immunity so I can do what I want as long as I killed what they want me to kill.
Why would Ionia do this?
Hello Shen. Long time no see. How has your father been?
Dead.
Good to see he still...Wait...what!?
He was murder a long time ago.
I....I see. And was his last wish for you to wear Crocs all the time?
sigh No. I was in a hurry and forgot to take them off.
Ah. Well who killed Kusho?
It was Zed.
Zed? Well...this is interesting.
What do you mean?
He is my next target and the one Ionia wants me to get rid of, but I needed some help.
You mean you attacked Garen and Vi just so...
Exactly. You, my Audience, will get help make my next masterpiece. Congratulations
I always love how you write
it's always a laugh with her.
She is one of the easiest ones to write.
.....what does that say about my mental health?
That you're capable of drawing connections to a wide variety of distinct personalities regardless of mental cognition or stability?
...if arson become a hobby or you start shopping for rocket launchers on ebay, it may be time to start questioning your life goals.
That you're capable of drawing connections to a wide variety of distinct personalities regardless of mental cognition or stability?
...if arson become a hobby or you start shopping for rocket launchers on ebay, it may be time to start questioning your life goals.
:^)
Jinx is always funny. http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/678/588/821.gif
10 mins into league and chill, and she gives you that look.
Amazing story again Lightdragoon! Keep it up please.
Anyone else think Riot needs to make an Arclight Shyvana skin now in honor of this guy?
The light in my name is short for lightning so I would love an Electric theme Shyvana skin. :D
Ok, then a Mecha Shyvana or Project Shyvana maybe? Or just something with electricity?
You deserve a skin in your honor, so might as well tell them what you want.
There is one skin I want created: PROJECT Quinn
http://40.media.tumblr.com/af0b86aa4d448daeac3166ecb7d9214d/tumblr_njzd0qCvyF1tirp9oo1_1280.jpg
How about Statikk Shyv?
This comment deserves more upvotes. Sorry I can only give one.
wait a sec.... HOW AM I JUST GETTING THE REFERENCE?! EPIPHANY!!![]()
I just want to thank you for the mental image of Kat and Jinx fu- um, fighting. I will cherish it.
I'm sure there are pictures of them somewhere. TO THE INTERNET!!!
I've already found them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

well worth the wait and the alluding to katarina and garen's relationship, brilliant
Diplomatic Immunity! That was hilarious!
BRAUM CENA

Wait, who's the one dude on sale for 440?
Hmm.. Im not familiar with him. Is he a new champion?
Yorick
The joke----------->
Your head---------------->
It must be a new Jhin skin that got categorized incorrectly or something.
What is that champion with the shovel? Is he a new champion? Rito secretly released new champion!! Does anyone know what he does?
I think his ult is called "forgotten" and his passive was leaked
Confusion: no one knows wtf you are or what you do
I think he's called "The Silence", and he's really here to help, except no one remembers this because of its passive.... No, wait, that's Doctor Who.... Never mind, new champ confirmed.
thats yorik he sux
they should just rework him
He's on the list of upcoming reworks. Not saying it won't get put off AGAIN but he's at least on the list.
Instead of reworking
they will probably nerf
instead.
Still waiting for the Ghost Bride Morgana sale dammit! Watch it be the very last week :(
To all the people who don't know who
is & assume he's a new champion lmfao Rito this is like the 17th sign that he needs to be reworked immediately XDDDD
I think it's a joke for the most part
HERE WE GO
TUESDAY!

Yay
skin finally goes on sale. My girl shall have her skin now.
OMG RITO DIDNT FORGET ABOUT THE FORGOTTEN ONE:
Who?
who? Come on rito don't release secret champs without us knowing
duh its yorick no one knows about yorick
SATAN IS ON SALE
suck

