New free champion rotation: Lucian, Cassiopeia, Xin Zhao and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
A Corporate Matter: Episode 21:
"Draven would like to to welcome everyone to, DRAVEN'S POOL PARTY!"
"HUZZAH!"
"I am also glad that my friend, corporate lee sin. Managed to bring two of his corporate buddy's over. Even though one isn't wearing the proper attire. Big hand to Corporate Gnar and Pool Party/Corporate Mundo."
"Pool Party Mundo glad he finally listen to employee. Me agree that this place is hopping. Me bring music stick for all to enjoy playing of."
"(I hate you all) Glad to be here."
"Smiles"
"Hey, someone sabotaged the pool. All the water is gone, WHO DID THIS."
"AND SOMEONE BLOCKED OUT THE SUN! SHURIMA WAS BUILT ON THE LIGHT OF THE SUN. POWER FADING, SHURIMA CANT EXIST WITHOUT SUN. CAN'T BREATHE, NEED, SUN. GOODBYE. I AM NO MORE. THIS IS THE END FOR ME. GO ON, YOU DONT NEED TO SEE THIS. AHHHHHHHH. SHURIMA!"
"And here i thought i was dramatic."
"Shouldn't, there like. Be someone watching out around here?"
"Yeah, Where is Pool Party Renekton?"
"Huh? OOPS! i might have fallen asleep, what did i miss?"
"Well, all the water is gone, someone blocked out the sun. My brother is still annoying. Azir is freaking out on the floor over there. Katarina is starting to look real stabby. And we are all mad at you."
"I knew we should have gone with Pool Party Thresh, he woulda made a much better life guard and look out. I would have done it, but you know."
"No worry's everyone. Leo, give us a little light. Zac, you know what to do about the pool."
"I AM THE LIGHTBRINGER!!!!"
"So, you're useless and replaced?"
"YES, SUNLIGHT. SHURIMA CAN LIVE AGAIN. SHURIMA!!!!!"
"Alright everyone, lets swim.
A few minutes later at, the now hip, party.
"Pool Party Mundo will play song now. Any requests?"
"PLAY CROCODILE ROCK!"
"PLAY FREEBIRD, FOR SHURIMA! Wait, last time i tried to do that. I was betrayed and everything i know and love destroyed. NEVERMIND!
"So, how do you think zac fixed the pool so fast?"
"Hello."
"Ah! Didnt see that coming. So, we are just swimming inside of you right now?"
"Yeah, i am just made of living water. Its pretty cozy actually."
"LULU! GET OUT OF THE POOL!"
"Hmmm, i wonder how he would react to a cannonball. only one way to find out. LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Over at the sand box:
"Oh hey lulu, whats wrong with you?"
"I don't want to talk about it. Hey, wanna see something funny?"
"Sure."
"I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid."
"STOP!!!"
"I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid. I'm a kid. I'm a Squid."
"AHHHHHH!"
"Throws Fireball."
Swirl, swirl, poof.
"NOOOOOOOOO, THE SAND HAS BURNED AND TURNED TO GLASS."
"HOW DARE YOU CHILD, DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?"
"We shall have a talk with you. You see, we must all be guardians of the precious sand. Lulu, you can leave."
Over at DRAAAAAAAVEN:
"I must find out who would want to stop this pool party. COME MY TRUSTY STEED. LET US INVESTIGATE."
"Noises"
"Pool Party Rek'sai, use your tremor sense to find out who did this. DRAVEN, AWAY!!"
Over in the woods nearby:
"Yes, if i can't enjoy a pool party. NO ONE CAN HAHAHAH! I'm sure they are all still so upset, that my smoke blocked out the sun. And that was really nice work you did on the pool. If only i could see their reactions."
"How dare they not account for us who need salt water. Only having a fresh water pool is so inconsiderate. So no pool for anyone. Hey, do you suddenly hear a symphony orchestra?"
"Yeah, it sounds like its getting closer. and playing faster. Oh no, i think we are about to get eaten."
"RAWR!!!!!!"
"DRAVEN!! So, you are who sabotaged the pool party. Well, draven can't have that. Soooo, here is an axe to the face!"
"Throws axe!"
"Ha, you missed. You are one- AHHHHH! MY SHOULDER! NOT FAIR, YOU CAN'T HAVE TWO OF THEM."
"All is fair in love and Draven."
"Come on man, this axe really hurts. Yet it isn't bleeding, like, at all. That is really weird."
"Don't worry, let me heal you. Then we can take them on."
Heal me? How are you going to. WAIT, NAMI NOOOO. IT WON'T WORK HOW YOU THINK IT WILL. I AM MADE OF- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
That's so cute haha
Cheesy one liner referring to fire being put out
RAAAAWR
_noises _
"Seductive noises"
this ^ LOL

"seductive chiming"
Back in Shurima
(In lifeguard outfit) Where the heck is, god dammit Azir left without me. I was gonna apply for a lifeguard position to help out Renekton. Oh well, back to digging around his tomb.
Why do people even like these short stories? They sound like a 13 year old wrote them with the type of comedy, and they aren't even witty or anything?
I wasn't trying to sound rude, I actually want to know why people find these remotely interesting.
" Heal me? How are you going to. WAIT, NAMI NOOOO" Sounds like the type of fanfic that would come out of 4chan.
charictars

20 champs
total
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I like your choice of music
By God, how much time did you take on that? It must have been
ing!
About 1-2 hours. Not that hard. Plus i find it to be pretty fun/relaxing.
Hoo, boy! I couldn't ever spend that much time on a comment. For that, I praise you.
RIP Brand 2015
Nami can be so cruel sometimes. Although she COULD just make a pool, being the Tidecaller and all.
Its not about the pool. Its about how inconsiderate they were. How could they not provide a way for her to have fun.
It would be like Vlad going there and them not having a place for him to drink gluten-free blood in the shade.
Just, plain, selfish.
Poor Nami...
If she spoke up I'd have a pool for her for sure! >~<
Heheh splatoon hehehe
Alright, who is downvoting all the comments except the one guy with no sense of humor at the bottom? Some men just wanna watch the world burn.
Anyway, Pool Party Mundo has some versions of his performance to share:
LMAO, "All is fair in love and Draven." I'm dyin over here, someone send Nurse Akali
stips off clothes and rapes nami. the end.
How about no
It should be:
Shaco - the Troll
Singed - the other Troll
Trundle - the Troll King
TIME TO TROLL
20% Moar Flash+Tibbers
90% Supports taking bullets for the ADCs
25% Lane bullies with twin fang
30% more black leavers
10% more counter jungles
50% more toxic wild goose chases
20% more jukes with shadow assault
70% more trolling
80% more knockups
100% more ignite+thorns
cant forget
50% more people who are curious about proxy singed
Yeah. True Story.
Shaco and Xin? The jungle's gonna be a nightmare this week...
Nah
isn't on the list
Neither is Tryndamere.
Shaco and Xin? The jungle's gonna be a nightmare this week...
Another rotation which I already have the champions........
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If you see hybrid shaco jungle, do whatever the fuck you want. If you see AP shaco jungle, take care but not too much as AP shaco takes some skill to burst down an enemy. AD shaco is a pain and is the easiest kind of shaco to play.
I just bought Talon a few days ago... Rito pls
RIOT PLEASE FIX DARIUS'S BUG SOON, I WANT TO GET BACK TO DUNKING
40% more Tibbers
100% more KILLSTREAKS UNLOCKED
55% more poison
150% more angst over Senna
300% more creepy skins
20% more people playing this guy
75% more Talon's Creed
80% more Troll Town
90% more skewered ADCs
10% more "we see where this is going . . ."
10% more CDR because that's what Seeds do
The last 2 champions I need (Talon, Trundle) on free rotation? I should probably take this opportunity to see which one I really want next :3
By this do you mean that
and
are the only champions you dont own?
Yes. While my internet has been unreliable for quite some time, I've been focusing on farming IP to catch 'em all so I'll have all options open when I start farming rank again :P
Just bought
yesterday RITO PLEASE 
20% Moar Flash+Tibbers
90% Supports taking bullets for the ADCs
25% Lane bullies with twin fang
30% more black leavers
10% more counter jungles
50% more toxic wild goose chases
20% more jukes with shadow assault
70% more trolling
80% more knockups
100% more ignite+thorns
Nice copy paste scrub
ikr
and
on the same rotation bunch of raciss