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We have Nocturne trapped inside this orb. We can communicate with him trough it.
Excellent work. Ahem Hello Nocturne.
What reason do you have to capture me and risk my full wrath?
I have a job that needs to be done and only someone of your talents can do it.
???
I required secrets. People deepest, darkest, personal secrets that they do whatever they can to hide. So secrets that you can only get to them trough their subconscious.
**I have seen many of those. Take this lady over here for example. **
!!!!
Her big secret that she hides is that she is actually a-
Grabs orb and shakes it
STOP!! STOP!!! I'm going to vomit if you don't stop!!!!
You better not say anything about that. EVER!!
.........
As amusing as this is to watch, the person who secrets I want you to get for me are.....
50% More death by musical notes
12% More NSA testing on insect-styled drones
36% More Kingly shouting at 
42% More spamming of fish
200% Less Cigars
40% More of seeing your death, and knowing it was painful
Thanks for reading!
Dear, League of Legends my mom always tells me to stop playing because we got to go in the middle of a game. I tell her about leaver buster but it dosen't help can u plz help me so i won't have to wait 20 minutes
Pornstar on sale. Sweet
Sweet stuff, wish i had Rp to get them :D
Hey you. Yea, you. Get your hands out of your pants
dammit...wait could i sell my popstar ahri skin, and get the full price (keep in mind i bought it full price)
and buy it for half? would i get back half of what i spent previously on ahri?
What is big secret?
So the rating says "Includes use of alcohol and tobacco", but Graves can't have a cigar? It says TOBACCO. GEEEEEEEEEZ!!!
Although I have Fire Fox, I still want to get Popstar
Could you please put Dark Valkyrie Diana on sale soon? Thanks
I think Riot should implement a skin trade-up thing,if you have skins that are like 975 and you want a 1850 skin you should be able to trade 2 skins for that 1 skin,but you can only do this for 3 skins.
What is big secret?
Hey guys, so I'm going to be making a spreadsheet for the monthly sales showing what skins/champs are currently on sale, yet to go on sale and not on sale anymore. Purpose of this is so people can check what skins are not on sale anymore or are going to be on sale. I will try to update it every sale. So here's the link https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zo1cp7_r6iYF7ffhOOTN5XloK4bs-PpJi6o_t1UaXKw/edit?usp=sharing
your mine now~ -giggles-
Dear, League OF Legends my mom always tells me we need to go during my games so i quit and need to wait 20 minutes til' game que. How can i get unbanned plz it's not my fault I always tell her i'll get banned!
