New free champion rotation: Ahri, Amumu, Brand and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: Definitely not a reference to a dark game about collecting souls.
"Wakes up." "Huh, what happened?"
"You died, mate."
"Gragas Caskbreaker? I'm dead? This place is so dark and evil looking, does that mean that I'm in-"
"Oh no no, you came back as some weird half dead thing. You need to collect some souls. Also, I suggest grabbing that sword and shield. You're gonna need them."
"Alright, but I don't exactly know how to-"
"LOOK OUT!"
"RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Gets a hook in the face."
#YOU DIED
"WHAT THE HECK MAN, WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME."
"You died again. But seeing as how you only made it five feet from your spawn, you didn't lose much progress. I must say, most actually manage to kill the first enemy."
"So I just come back after death, weird. And what was it that killed me?"
"Chain Warden, pretty easy to take care of on their own. Like I said, almost everyone kills that one on their first try. I guess you are just a special kind of stupid."
"Well then, why don't you kill it?"
"I can't, I'm just a phantom. I am really just here to guide you. I can also wave, but other than that I'm generally pointless."
"Well, that explains the translucent look about you. I guess I will go kill it, now that I know what to do. DIE YOU CHAIN WARDEN!"
"RAHHHHHHH!!"
"HYA!!!"
"Mashes attack button until creature ragdolls."
"Praise the sun, you have completed the most basic of tasks. Now, what really trips newbies up is-"
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"NOT AGAIN!"
#YOU DIED
"The Scarecrow standing right behind the Chain Warden door. Waiting to strike after it smells blood."
"I HATE THIS!"
"Just you wait. Today is a good day to die, over and over again. Let's go, to see if we can't find you a way out of here."
A little while later:
"You know, I think I'm getting the hang of this."
"Praise the sun, finally. But you should really have your shield up when turning corners, and stop sprinting everywhere."
"Its fine, the Chain Wardens are slow. And with that armor I found, the Scarecrows don't kill me instantly anym-"
"Huya!"
"Fires arrow."
"This isn't fun."
#YOU DIED
"Welp, back to the campfire. This is death number, wow! You are at seventeen already man. That may be a new record."
"So, what does that emblem on your chest mean?"
"That is the emblem of the sun. If you don't manage to get back to your home, maybe you can join me in Jolly Cooperation. On my one true quest to have my own sun. PRAISE THE SUN!"
"Praising Intensifies."
"Why do I regret asking. Here, let's go down this ladder. Wow, I really love this vertical design. At least I can climb ladders without getting killed."
"Praise the sun!"
"You know, that gets really annoying. Oh look, a fountain with a mysterious statue in the center. Hmmm, there is a sword sticking out of the statue. I guess I will just take that."
"You can't be serious. There is nothing about this that makes you think. Hmm, maybe if I take the sword the statue will come alive and kill me?"
"Nope, that's too obvious. Besides, this sword looks pretty sweet."
"DIE!"
"Great, now you have awoken the Cursed Revenant. I really doubt you have the skill to beat it."
"What are you talking about, this thing is easy. It attacks so slow, I can kill it with no problems. See, it's already at half health and-"
"Oozy tentacles begin sprouting from its back. Some turn into an arm and others turn into a monster eel head."
"WHAT THE-"
#YOU DIED
"DON'T YOU DARE SAY I TOLD YOU SO!"
"This time, let's go up. There is a much easier boss on the top of this place."
A few minutes later:
"Man, that was awfully strong for a normal minion. So, where is this boss you were talking about?"
"Oh, the Black Scourge? He is right behind you."
"Cough Cough."
"DIE DIE DIE! NOT FAIR, HE HAS A SHIELD TOO! I CAN'T HURT HIM!"
"YOU JUST GOT TO KICK IT. THEN HE WILL BE OPEN TO YOUR ATTACKS. AND STOP CHASING HIM WHEN HE RUNS!"
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KICK HIM. I AM A YORDLE, MY LEGS A SHORTER THAN MY ARMS! Oh man, my health bar is low, this is it for me. You lied, there are no easy bosses here."
"Starts charging at Corporate Gnar."
"Dodges out of the way."
"Falls off edge, down hundreds of feet."
"He fell off the edge, I WIN! I AM THE BEST, I KILLED THE BOSS!"
"PRAISE THE SUN! Although, I don't think that is supposed to happen."
"LETS GO, I DESIRE TO KILL MORE THINGS!"
Some time later, after much has been collected:
"You sure you don't want to rest at a campfire? Just so you have a nearby place to respawn."
"No, not a fan of fire. You would be surprised how quick fur ignites. Besides, I don't plan on dying."
"Well, be prepared to. The Iron Inquisitor is up next."
"I can take her. FOR NARNIA!"
"INTRUDER!"
"MY SHIELD, IT DOES NOTHING!"
"Duck and weave, DUCK AND WEAVE!"
A boss battle begins. It is, however, so graphic that we are unable to show it. And instead, can only provide a, very brief, censored description of it. Corporate Gnar won with very little health left.
"PRAISE THE SUN! I didn't think it was possible, but you did it."
"That idea of your was genius, I wish all could have witnessed that fight. I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED, I AM UNSTOPPA-"
"RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Well f-"
#YOU DIED
"Told you to stop at a campfire, but now you get to kill everything again. And if you do it all without dying, you can get your stuff back."
"I DON'T WANT TO DO IT ANYMORE!"
"Gets in fetal position and starts sobbing."
"Come on, don't be such a big baby."
"Just leave me here! Man, this armor is uncomfortable."
"Continues sobbing."
"You are the most pathetic creature I have ever met. Fine, if you don't want to do it the right way, you can take the cowards path. There is a switch under that rock over there. Press it to open a secret passage. Follow that and you will be home and everything will be back to normal. But you will never know why you were sent here."
"WHO CARES, I'M GOING HOME, PRAISE THE SUN!"
"Gets outta dodge."
**PRAISE THE SUN **
Beyond the Void: Season 1- Episode 20
crying "Gahhhhh!"
A purple void portal opened, ripping the scenery ahead of Azir in half. Syndra stepped out of the portal and pressed a button on her new void watch. The portal shut and disappeared. Azir looked up and saw a version of Syndra he had never seen before. She was wearing the newest void armor with two plasma launchers attached to her back.
"I'm not in the mood for this."
"I am not here to negotiate, you either take this job or you die."
"I'll decline."
Syndra looks infuriated.
"What? How come you can never get your own dirty work done? You do your own job this time, or I'll have a very personal talk with Malzahar."
"What are you bickering about? This is my first time on this planet! Regardless, Mal isn't the talking type anymore."
"Yeah right! That guy is a complete jokester!"
"I wish. Unfortunately, he has.... changed."
"FINE. I'll do it.. but on one condition."
"Here take this."
Syndra takes a watch out of her void purse and hands it over to Azir.
"This seems way to simple, even for the void."
"Put it on. It will turn on it's contact mode when it detects that you feel the need to talk to me."
"Sweet! What is it that I have to do?"
"Kill Lissandra within two days. She is currently hiding in Demacia and plans to turn this world into ice."
"Aw sweet! This job won't even ruin my ego!"
"What ego?"
"You don't understand, alien."
"You were just crying over a creepy a** dead rat. I'm pretty sure I understand enough."
Azir smiles a little bit. He then sits on his motorcycle, which turns on when he applies pressure, and rides off towards Demacia with his new bounty. After he is no longer visible, Syndra picks up Teemo.
"You might just be our greatest test subject till date, young one."
Meanwhile...
"How is this old building still standing?"
She steps towards the old building. It had been five hours since she left Noxus, which meant that Swain's boat had left for the Shadow Isles. The old Corporate building stood as if it had never been burned down in the first place. As she stepped closer to the entrance, her memories with Corporate Gnar, Warwick and countless others flashed by. Tears began to flow down her cheeks as she became more emotional about it. But, it was no time to cry about the past. Soraka wiped away her tears and entered the building. The first floor was spread with rubble and the walls were all stained with burn marks. The stairs to the actual office were gone with only the top two stair steps remaining. However, something was very different. There was never an open entrance to the basement. It looked like a burrow was dug to go down there. Soraka, knowing that the cure to the curse was down there crawled down through the burrow and tumbled onto the basement floor. Soraka got up and felt for the nearest wall since it was so dark. She then inched her way forward until she saw purple lightning forming a monster's body. The lightning kept moving around the body, which began to move now.
angrily "HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!?!"
"I had no idea you were here, I promise. I just need to find a cure for this curse that is about to unleash."
"Ah, Lissandra. Is she finally doing something with her life?"
"How did you know about Lissandra?"
"I travel faster than the speed of sound. I can go wherever I want whenever I want."
"Wow. If you're so fast, why are you hiding here?"
"So that the void doesn't find me. They plan on taking me as a lab rat so they can make me a mass weapon of destruction, making it easier for them to take over this world."
"Oh no!"
"But we need worry about the situation at hand. What is this curse going to do?"
"Lissandra is going to use a power booster to turn this whole world into ice."
"Then you need to take the cure to Demacia as soon as possible. There are no lights, but the cure is somewhere back there. Once you find it, hop on my back and I'll take you there."
"Thank you so much! I really appreciate it!"
On a rooftop in Demacia...
"AHHHRG!"
Tahm woke up to feel the cold breeze hit his warm body. He felt his hands tied behind the chair, along with his legs tied to the chair legs.
"I personally love being conscience, how about you?"
furiously "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!"
"Don't worry, I haven't done anything yet."
"So you're behind all of this! You are controlling Garen and countless of others... for what reason?"
"To teach this world not to f**k with me again."
"If this is about you, leave all of these innocent people alone!"
"I'm afraid you won't--"
All of the sudden Quinn jumps off of Valor and lands on the rooftop.
"YOU PEICE OF S**T!"
Quinn dashes over to Lissandra and bounces off of her. In a split second, Quinn fires her weapon twice. Both of the arrows hit Lissandra's shoulder.
in agony "ARRRGH!"
"Quinn, GET OUT OF HERE!"
Quinn realized how big of a mistake she just made. She quickly rushed over to Tahm and kissed him. Then she turned around and immediately turned into pure ice.
infuriated "NOOO! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!"
"I am not weak anymore darling."
Lissandra takes the two arrows out and throws them on the ground.
"Looks like we are going to rush this process a lot more than initially planned."
Lissandra faced Tahm and gave him an evil grin. Then cold smoke came out of her fist as ice began to form.
Only two episodes remain in this season.
OHHHH~ o3o Quinn you may have just don fucked up. But i thought Tahm was in the hospital.. im so confused >,<
In the last episode, Quinn goes back to the hospital room Tahm was in and instead of finding him, she sees an empty bed with blood stains and a huge hole in the wall (showing that Lissandra, who was disguised as a nurse, took him while Quinn was in the room with Shaco and Lux).
Hmm maybe I was fan girling too much about Shaco and Jhin......:'D
Gdi Liss this is why we can't have nice things :V
He may praise the sun now, but all join the moon sooner or later.
Call of the Void: season 1 episode 1
HaHaHa im the most evil being that ever existed, and im gonna take over the ENTIRE WORLD
hey you, this is MY TERRITORY, get out you little tiny thing
haha, but im the most evil being ever and i will now kill you to wipe up the evidence
staring
hey what are you doing, yell in fear, run away, give me all your candy
um your just a kid
you are too
im 10,000 years old
and im the most evil person EVER
never heard of you
thats enough, prepare to meet your doom
Veigar shoots a blast of magic at Amumu but he dodges to the side and shoots one of his tendrils at him, it grabs hold of Veigar's leg and Amumu throws him far away from his house of sand
like it or not im just not evil enough, maybe i need a mentor or something, someone to help me become evil. Whats this?
_Veigar stumbles upon a small cavern, he goes inside and theres a pillar of rock, that comes close too, but doesnt touch the roof, on the pillar is a plate with words on it, it says "here lies Xerath destroyer of Shurima, he who knocks this plate from the pillar will awaken the old menace" _
how i want to do that, what!!!
rocks tumble down over the entrance, Veigar shoots a bolt of magic at it but it deflects off and hit the plate, making it fall
im FREEEEE now what do you want as thanks
2 things, to get out of this cave, and to have all the villains gather here next week
done
Try not the temper of the ascended
#The Arcade
Episode 1: Helicopters are truly outrageous
"Hello everybody and welcome to The Arcade, the show were we take a look at the new free champ rotations and other news, and try to make jokes." "We will start out free champ rotation with Taric. Because he got a rework a while ago." "Riven go do the interview thing."
"Today I am joined by Taric the Gem Knight, or his new title, 'The Sheild of Valoran.' But I will still say Gem Knight." "So Taric, how is your day?"
"Truly, truly, Outrageous."
"I feel like you say that all the time. Anyway, is there anything else you want to say?"
"GEMS" throws
at riven
"DUDE WTF WHY" curses a bunch
"Alright Riven it's time you go home."
"BUT I DONT WANNA F
KING GO HOME!!!!!"
"Uh, anyway.. onto our next guest, Tryndamere."
"MY RIGHT ARM IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ARM"
"So Tryndamere.. do you ever stop yelling?"
"Yeah. I just did."
"Good, good. I just wanted to ask you about the new Guinsoo's."
"Oh, that f
king thing? It's pretty cool. it looks a lot prettier too"
"Welp, that was fast. Onto our next guest... uh.... Hecarim..?"
"Ya called?"
"..." "Let's just move on to the next one.."
A FEW CHAMPIONS LATER..
"Alright onto our last free champion, Brand."
"I'm gonna set the world on fire.. heh heh heh."
"Yeah whatever. So, what do you think about the rotating game mode queue?"
"Oh, it's pretty cool. OFA was pretty cool for me. heh heh.. cool"
"I was kinda hoping you would mention URF."
"Oh yeah, right that's when you get to be a helicopter.."
"DID SOMEONE SAY URF?! LET ME GET MY HELICOPTER COSTUME EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
"..." "I'm just gonna go.."
"Well. That's a wrap guys! Hope to see you next time were we will talk about Bananas. And no, not the Soraka kind."
"No one expects the banana."
"Shut up Soraka. Now heal me, I'm gonna die to Veigar."
"Got a present for ya."
To be continued.
IM GONNA CRY NOW [zombie-nunu-tears]
PLS MAKE JHIN
FREE HERO [zombie-nunu-bummed] ITS MY BIRHTDAY TODAY!! MAY 16TH. Add me in LoL in game JohnEmerald16
[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
Leona. Again.
when
has his old splash art [zombie-brand-facepalm]
gg urf mode with everyone having shaco this week 
Time to try nb3's shaco build :D
Man When will
be free again?
[zombie-nunu-tears]
no you just buy him.
level 5 yas :D
onLY KNOW REally to play graves and brand [zombie-brand-mindblown] I mostly jungle

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
I just bought
and now its free 
it
at least you have her now
Ahri
is the best champion in the GAME, that i love her so much <3
She was literally the first champ I ever bought. Go
!
YASS!!!
YASS!!!!
uhmm, is there some fan fiction you want to see on this subject
? I can help you get where you want, if that is so
did someone say a fan fic? [zombie-nunu-hearts]
Oh, just imagine how much
is going to be banned this upcoming week...
Auto banning Brand yo
Still waiting for velkoz
Can we get quinn in next one because im about to make her a "New Korean top tier build"
I am the first person to mention it
Hey look it's
sweet
hola
When someone has
on urf makes you [slayer-jinx-unamused] and [zombie-brand-facepalm]
Hecacrim brand and shaco for urf mode....
Time to play with gems, cry a lot, and hate everything.
and
.
anyone else hyped for Shaco on URF weekend?!?!
praise
The new Piltover season 1: episode 1
"So, after so many years, Piltover is finally back."
"Yeah... But Jinx will probably destroy it again..."
"I'll be ready for her the next time!"
"Are you sure?"
"Do you think I'm that dumb or what?"
"No, but...
BOOM!!!
"WHAT WAS THAT!?!!"
"Sorry... I was trying some new items that I found..."
"You almost gave me a heart attack!!"
"Sorry, but you know how I like to discover new things!"
"Yeah... but why don't you do it in Shurima?"
"Cuz you know what happend last time?"
"Oh... yeah... Azir almost killed you..."
"Sorry to interrupt you, but I need to go on a date with a beautiful gentlemen!"
"With gentlemen Gnar!?"
"NO!!! With the beautiful and charming Jayce!"
Ezreal start to laught at Vi.
"You're just jealous! I have to go now! Bye Cait! ...And bye little... boy... girl... or something like that...
Vi leaves the place with a "sort of" smile.
So this is the CHAMPS we can use in URF (Ultra Rapid Fire) this is BAD :(( im so disapointed i hope zed will free or jhin RIOT GAMES :"""(((( [zombie-nunu-bummed] [zombie-nunu-tears] [zombie-brand-mindblown] IM SO SAD THAT I CANT PLAY MY FAVORITE CHAMP IN URF AND I NEED TO BUY IT FOR THE URF BUT ITS MAY 19TH TODAY AND SO SAD MY IP IS ONLY CHEAP OR LOW SAD RIOT GAMES
Yay shaco, so just love when I walk out of base and get installed by boxes