New free champion rotation: Aurelion Sol, Caitlyn, Fiddlesticks and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: A star dragon on the lamb. That poor, poor lamb.
"YOU WILL NEVER TAKE THIS BEAUTIFUL BODY ALIVE, TARGONIANS!!!!!"
"NOBODY OUTRUNS ME!"
"Quick, gotta find a place to hide."
Meanwhile:
"Let's see, ah, here is all the messages everyone has been writing to me. And, it's all complaints about the new mage item changes. Seriously, I have no say in those matters. Go complain to someone else. This is really just a waste of ink. But, if that's the only bad thing that happens today, then I am-"
"Crashes through wall." "ROARRRRRRRR ARHAGHAHERTGH!!!!!!"
"HOLY GRAVE'S BURST DAMAGE, A DRAGON!!!!!"
Dramatization of what happened:
"Stop cowering mortal, you have to hide me."
"DEAR RITO, IT'S A REAL STAR DRAGON!"
"They are going to be here soon, I really need a place to hide."
"HOLY NAUTILUS PERMA CC, THERE IS A STAR DRAGON IN MY OFFICE!"
"Great, I manage to find the one thing more retarded than my teammates."
"STOP IN THE NAME OF THE MOUNTAIN! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!"
"You can't arrest me."
"Why can't he?"
"Because I'm a star dragon, that's why."
"After your crimes, I can do anything I want."
"What crimes? I haven't done anything that you can prove."
That's where your wrong, you see, I have a witness."
"I'm sorry Aurelion, I couldn't take the guilt of what we did anymore."
"We agreed to never talk about what happened there ever again. You have to understand panth, I was desperate, I wasn't thinking straight."
"Hold on, what horrible thing did he do? A Yordle needs some backstory."
"Here, it will be easier if we just show a flashback."
Some time ago:
"Alright Ao shin, there can only be one dragon champion in the league of legends and it's going to be me."
"Hahaha, I have already been chosen, and I am so much stronger than you are."
You better give me that, get added to league for free card, or I am going to have to kidnap you and make you give it to me."
"Kidnap me, you are hilarious. Nothing can hold me."
"You are wrong about that. You are a lightning dragon, so a different type of lightning shall nullify your powers. Get him Ryze."
"Welcome to Rune Prison, hope you enjoy your stay. I also offer free tattoos, seeing as it's where I got all of mine."
"Let's take him back to the cave."
A little while later:
"TELL ME WHERE YOU HID THE CARD!!!!!"
"NEVER!"
"Alright, fine. I'm going on a small trip, I'll give you some time to think on it. But, if you don't tell where the card is when I get back tomorrow, we are going to have a problem. Ryze, under no circumstances, are you to let him out. No matter what he says, understand?"
"I built full mana and cdr, he is not getting out until you say so."
"Well, I will be in space, see you tomorrow then."
Later:
"I HAVE RETURNED!"
"THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER BE BACK."
"Did you get hit by nocturne again or something? It has only been a day."
"Maybe for you, but here on Runeterra, it's been three years. I have a skill shot now."
"THREE YEARS? Curse that stupid water planet. What happened to Ao Shin."
"Lies there as a dusty old skeleton."
"Oh, he died a long time ago. Maybe we should have left some food for him?"
"What about the card, did he say where he put the card?
"Oh yeah, after about three days he told me where it was. Here you go, I went and got it. Then he started begging, then crying, then a whole lot of swearing, then just a lot of mumbling until he died. Don't worry, I didn't let him out and instead endured everything he said."
"Teemo will surely punish our souls for this. But until then, never speak of what happened here."
Back to present:
"Jeez man, that's harsh. I have a Teemo locked up in my office and I still think you went too far."
"You have a what now?"
"What, uh nothing, I said nothing sir."
"Well, Aurelion Sol, after what you did to Ao Shin. And all the trouble you caused coming here. I am going to have to lock you up for good."
"What trouble?"
"Remember when League went down two weeks ago, yeah this idiot knocked out one of the buildings with his stars."
"I apologized for it. But, even with all that, I was able to hide from you for two weeks."
"Yeah, we knew where you were the whole time. Those stars of yours were circling every place you went. Pretty sure most of the time they set things on fire as well."
"Well, why didn't you come and get me then."
"I didn't want to get near those things. You were op mang. But now that they nerfed you and the rod of ages, you no longer deal damage."
"Yeah, that is not true. I will never answer to your king under the mountain. You will have to kill me first."
"We don't have a king under the mountain."
"What? I thought all mountains had a king, and we dragons are supposed to hate them. At least, that's what my friend said. He loves gold, wouldn't be surprised if he covered himself in it. But some stupid short people are always bothering him. Why are you trying to capture me if you aren't doing it for your king?"
"For their Queen, of course, me. There is only room for one fabulous champion in league."
"Please, you are no match for me. I am literally as beautiful as the stars. Besides, that drab armor is getting you nowhere. And that shield and hammer, talk about unfashionable."
"Not even your stars can outshine my gems."
"Hey boss, turns out you were right, they are delaying the SKT skins. HOLY BANANA CAKES, IS THAT A STAR DRAGON!"
"See, my pure beauty stuns all who see me. and now, VOICE OF LIGHT, AND I FLY AWAY!"
"Flies away."
"Great, we lost him. Guess we better head back, there is no catching him once he starts flying. Besides, he may be right about my appearance, I need to take a look at a few things. I have to be the most fabulous thing out here."
"Stupid Short People"
I get the "stupid water planet" reference ;)
Beyond the Void: Season 1- Episode 15 (Reader discretion is advised)
In the Kingdom of Noxus...
"Wow, this place is already giving me the f**king creepy treatment!"
"We have been walking past cannibals and prostitutes... and now you're getting creeped out?"
Around them were random shops set up along the road to the main hall. The shops were all painted black and most of them were being run by cannibals, who were not even subtle in hiding their cannibalistic behavior.
"Ah, I believe this way leads to the main hall. We can finally seek help and get ourselves to Demacia!"
"I wouldn't get our hopes up. If this is what ordinary citizens look like, imagine what Darius and Draven do to outsiders."
"I am an evil king coming from the lands of Shurima, what more would they be looking for?"
The two enter the main hall and are greeted very properly. Then, the two sit down at the table and watch Darius as he eats his chicken. He takes his axe and cuts through the center, with blood spilling everywhere.
"Oh, with the blood and all, huh."
"Ah, yes! Blood makes it look like I have hunted this for sport!"
"Um, no offense... but, what significance would that have on anything?"
aside to Blitz "Keep your mouth shut. Let me do the talking.."
"Better listen to that friend of yours, he seems smart."
Blitz sits back in his chair and motions for Azir to begin talking.
stands up "I am Azir, ruler of the sands! I have conquered the many realms of the sand kingdom and wish for you to take my aid in defeating the goose-like Demacians!"
"What the f**k?"
"I will help you in killing Garen and his pathetic friends."
"Nah, no need. Apparently, Garen joined the dark side."
A fool entered the room. He took a chair and then rested his legs on the table.
"Who the hell are these pussy a** b**ches?"
holding his hand out "The name is Azir, nice to meet you Draven!"
"ERRRRR! WRONG."
"AHEM! Technically, it's DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN."
"Correct. Now, our office hours are closed...."
Draven looks at them and signals to get out. Azir and Blitz look bewildered and don't understand his gestures.
"Please get the f**k out..... NOW!!!"
"What did I say about being rude? Sit down you two!"
"Whatever."
shivering "Sooooo, what do you need us for then?"
"I need you to be the king of Noxus."
"WOAH!"
"Wow! I am... flattered. Really! But, I am afraid I'll have to decline."
"We were concerned that you would say that."
"So we took some extra precautions..."
Darius clapped his hands and two hot females came into the room, grabbed Blitz and awaited orders.
"Ladies, take him to the dungeon... if you know what I mean!"
"NOOOOOOO"
whispering "Shut up! It's an escort service! DO NOT RUIN THIS!"
The ladies walk Blitz out of the room. Then, another hot female comes in equipped with daggers and short knives.
"Dayyyyum, this b**ch for me?"
"AWWW HELL NO!"
Katarina rushes over to Azir and stabs him a bunch of times and uses her creative ninja moves to knock him out. Draven looks impressed.
"Was this mess necessary?"
"He pretty much called me a prostitute... so yeah."
"Oh, when are you gonna become mine?"
"Ha ha, get out."
Draven exits.
"How was your day?"
"Nothing new. How about yours?"
"It's going to get a whole lot better."
Katarina leans in to kiss Darius... then things get intense and Darius picks her up and leaves the room.
In a lab far away...
"Mal wants the subject to be released now."
"Are you kidding me? The test subject is not fit for missions, let alone waking up!"
"I am afraid this is no joke, he is ready to kill us all to get this demon into the real world."
"The guy is psychotic. There is no way this is going to work."
"DO IT!!!"
Vel starts to charge up her beam in case Xerath doesn't listen. Xerath backs away and presses the red button. The vault opens up and a bunch of red smoke leaks out.
"This makes no sense... the smoke isn't supposed to be--"
A figure appears out of the smoke and then steps where the two can see him.
"Red? Hell yeah!"
Shaco chucks his dagger at Xerath, then instead of it coming back to him, the dagger continues on its way to hit Vel. The dagger slashes her and then returns to Shaco, like a boomeranger.
amazed "WOAH! This technology is DOPE!"
struggling to get up "What do you want from us?"
turns serious "Jhin."
"HAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!"
"What? What's so funny?"
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!"
"TELL ME NOW!"
"You came all this way for a guy who doesn't even exist?"
"No, you're wrong! You are keeping him captive. I know it! I can feel it."
"He is gone, Shaco. The void continuum f**ked his existence. He is no more... And even if you did find him in this world... he would not be in the same form you know him to be in."
"Fine, then I will go find him."
"And what have you done with Demon Gnar?"
"I ate him."
Shaco turns around and heads into the void world.
"F**K YOUUUUUU!"
Somewhere in the Ionian jungle...
"Corporate Gnar? Have you come back for more? Or are you ready to pay back your loans?"
In mega demon form "GRRRMMM!"
"You have chosen to tussle with the wrong monkey..."
Wukong turns around and gets in ready position. Mega Demon Gnar then grabs Wukong and throws him up in the air and then punches him into a tree, which breaks instantly.
"Arghh! Something has possessed you! SNAP OUT OF IT."
"NO!"
Mega Demon Gnar grabs hold of Wukong again and chucks him off into the distance with great speed.
"I will find you, Azir. And I will kill you!"
Velkoz: "And what have you done with Demon Gnar?" Shaco: "I ate him."
^ This just fucking made my day good sir :'D
Why do you do these?
Good question! I started this series knowing that people wouldn't like it since Dellron had already established himself here. So, with that in mind, I changed some things! For one, this is a continuous story and every episode is moving the plot along. The story is based off of void characters and shuriman characters (specifically the ones Dellron uses the least). Also, the story is a little more darker with more violence and language than Corporate Matter.
To answer your question properly, I do these because it is fun. I love creating stories that people love to read. I hate the fact that some people think about copying story ideas or plots, so I decided to keep as far away from Dellron's method of storytelling. However, crossovers are different because they allow characters to expand in different places (with the permission of the original author of course).
I have a season 2 planned, and so far it seems very likely since people have started to like the stories a little more...
Sorry for the fluff, but I hope you enjoy the world of A Corporate Matter and Beyond the Void as we continue to expand it!
how do i get to a previous episode?
You just replied to me... so now when you click on the down arrow button next to your name on the top right of the website and select boards profile, you can see everything you have posted. Now, click on my username on there and then it will take you to my board profile and everything I have posted (including all previous episodes).
Enjoy!
"But now that they nerfed you and the rod of ages, you no longer deal damage."
yeah no, either he is still kind of OP, or I am amazing at him. it takes 3 items for his stars to hit as hard as a
that built
and be about as hard to escape.
but he is damned fun.
built a
? never knew he turned into an item.
yeah you know
the most overpowered champion, which for some reason rito won't let us ban. thankfully we can ban some items it builds like
.
You obviously don't know they REAL OP champ
I re-read some of the stories and took your advice into account to make a new corporate gnar. There is also a mega gnar but it still has the original colour scheme. Here is the link: https://imageshack.com/a/YX2M/1
just watched all the hobbit movies again so i really enjoyed the jokes
SECOND 
WHOOHOO KHA IS ON ROTATION YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY![]()
Rito what are you doing? You used to always put
and
in the same rotations every time. That hasn't happened in months. Whyyyyyyyyyy

Rengar's disabled due to an in-game bug.
won.Logged in just to upvote this.
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What was the bug?

mecha zero sion??????????????????????????
Thought I was the only one...

is free this week!
I already have him, but I can't wait to see some people miss his ult when they try and use him (that is if people do use him, which isn't a whole lotta people). Magic resist and AP
is da bomb.
True shit
First! ....I guess
Time to watch people fail with my main

Wtf is a Mage/FIGHER*
:^)
Hyped to try out 
Any tips?
Play her top or jungle
Have fun! Stuns of damage.
again no yorick free week :(

should be in jail
What's a Galio
Would it be possible to know when the free week champions will be released?
it changes every tuesday
Who else hates it when someone on the enemy team is playing a champ for the first time, but gets super fed because your teams sucks, and at the end says "GG EZ"?
Kha'Zix without Rengar? Are we in an alternate universe?
Well
definitely comes after
, because "a" is after "r" right?
omg. this champion rotation week game strong. lmao
Once again, what is going to be done about trolls and afks in this game?
It doesn't affect Esports, so not until Battleborn is released.
Thank you for putting Sol
in free champ rotation!I really wanted to play him without buying him. ^_^
Riot. You need to do a quick thing.... Put. Yorick. On. Free. Rotation. Please. When was the last time you gave him some love?
Bird is the Word!
gift me

