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New free champion rotation: Xayah, Rakan, Kayn and more!

Riot·6/22/2018, 11:21:02 PM·1 votes·18,195 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Bard - the Wandering Caretaker
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Kayn - the Shadow Reaper
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Lee Sin - the Blind Monk
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Maokai - the Twisted Treant
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Mage
Mordekaiser - the Iron Revenant
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Rakan - The Charmer
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Rammus - the Armordillo
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter
Sona - Maven of the Strings
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Support
Secondary Role Mage
Taliyah - the Stoneweaver
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Urgot - the Dreadnought
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Marksman
Varus - the Arrow of Retribution
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Mage
Xayah - the Rebel
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Yasuo - the Unforgiven
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Zac - the Secret Weapon
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Tank
Secondary Role Fighter

10 Comments

King Dellron6/25/2018, 5:46:59 PM9 votes

#A Corporate Matter Episode: The Name Of This Episode Is Dependent On The Country You Live In

Draven "Welcome to the Quadrennial spotted ball tournament. That's what I'm calling it because no one can decide on a name and I am not getting fired for saying the wrong one. You're here with me, PRIMETIME DRAVEN! I am doing yet another sporting event because no one's voice is as sexy as mine."

Lucian "Finally decide to leave the corporate office and join the big leagues huh?"

LeeSin "You know I'm the #bigplaysmaker in the office, in League and this game. I've always crushed you in the company tournaments and now I'm here to crush in front of all of Runeterra."

Lucian "Luckily for you we are on the same team, I'd hate to embarrass you in front of more than just our coworkers. Just try and keep up."

Akali "Can we just start already? I want to show this new guy who the real All-star is."

TwistedFate "No, we can't. Slight issue, we forgot the balls."

Alistar "WHAT! How can we do anything if we've got no balls!?"

Katarina "Don't worry, I'll make sure this ball problem gets taken care of."

TwistedFate "Don't tease them. Unless someone with enough balls steps up and helps us, we are going to have to postpone today's games."

Katarina "Wait, I've got an idea. Sweeper Rammus, you are small and round. Would it be okay if we paint you white and black and you be the ball?"

Rammus "Okay."

Akali Blitzcrank Maokai LeeSin Katarina TwistedFate Ezreal Lucian Alistar "HUZZAH!"

TwistedFate "Alright guys, the game's saved."

Ezreal "Wait, he was our sweeper. Now we're down a man, this isn't fair."

TwistedFate "Hmmm, it would seem so. Hang on one minute."

Draven "Well, it would seem we found a solution to our little ball problem. But now I'm getting word that we are down a sweeper. We don't have a replacement and are looking. If anyone in the audience thinks they can step up to the plate, please come down to the field and talk to one of the refs."

Gragas "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Superfan Gragas proceeds to run out of his seat and down the steps. In all his excitement he trips and rolls down the steps. He then gets back up, woos again and makes his way down to the field.

Gragas "I'll be your sweeper!"

TwistedFate "Alright, leave your keg here and go put your gear on over there."

Ezreal "He's our new sweeper? He doesn't look like he's ever played a sport in his life."

Katarina "Just shut up and be happy you have anyone. Now get ready, game starts in ten."

LeeSin "Time to prepare. I must be the ball, feel the ball, hear the ball, smell the ball. Taste the ball." "Licks the ball."

Akali "Stares in disgust."

Rammus "Not okay."

LeeSin "Sorry, just a ritual I do to make up for the fact that I'm blind."

TwistedFate "Everyone ready to begin?"

Maokai "Yeah, I'm ready to block each and every ball that comes my way."

Blitzcrank "I am programmed to grab each and every ball that comes near me. You blocking more than I is a statistical improbability."

TwistedFate "Alright, one, two, three, GO!" "Drops ball in the middle of the field and runs."

LeeSin "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" "Dragon's Rage kicks that ball."

Draven "Ooooh, this game is off to a real start. It seems blue team has the ball, oh nope, red got it. He's going and, blue has taken the ball back! Blue team is going for a point, he kicks! And its blocked! Now red team has it and is at midfield. But wait, blue got the ball back. This is one for the ages, so much crazy action, I never know whats going to happen next. Red has it back! Oh, but there seems to be a red player on the ground. A foul perhaps?"

Ezreal "MY LEG, MY LEG IS BROKEN!"

Lucian "I hardly even touched you, get up."

Ezreal "I can't, it's broken. I need a doctor."

TwistedFate "HEY! Injuring another player is a red card. YOU'RE OUT OF THIS GAME!"

Lucian "But I didn't even-"

Katarina "That's what they all say. Get off the field before I call security."

Ezreal "You know, my leg might not actually be broken, just in horrible horrible pain. But I will push through and keep playing, for my team."

TwistedFate "Such a brave soul."

LeeSin "You should be ashamed of yourself."

Ezreal "Not like a makes a difference, you are a loser no matter what." "Does an L symbol on his head."

LeeSin "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

TwistedFate "WHAT HAPPENED?"

LeeSin "He just jammed his finger in my eyes, I can't see. I'M BLIND!"

Ezreal "I didn't even get near him!"

Katarina "Waves hand in front of Playmaker Lee Sin." "Oh dear Rito, he's telling the truth. This man can't see anything."

TwistedFate "That's a red card for you, psychopath. Get off this field. Since some of you've seem to forgotten. If any of you injure another player, it's an immediate ejection from this game."

Akali Blitzcrank Maokai LeeSin Gragas Alistar "All fall to the ground."

Akali "Lee Sin drop kicked me."

Maokai "Gragas sat on me."

LeeSin "Blitzcrank grabbed me in the wrong places."

Gragas "Alistar gored me with his horns."

Alistar "Akali threw dirt in my eyes."

Blitzcrank "Maokai threw an exploding sapling on me."

TwistedFate "THATS A RED CARD!"

Katarina "Red card for you!"

TwistedFate "I told you not to do it, red card for you."

Katarina "You had to know this red card was coming."

Draven "This game sure is intense. It seems an all-out brawl broke out and ended in the blink of an eye. I didn't even see any of the things the players claimed happened to them. If only our VCR player wasn't jammed we would be able to see it all on instant replay."

Katarina "Well, we red carded all the players. So who wins the prize money?"

TwistedFate "Hmmmm." "Looks at the ball."

Draven "I told you this would be one for the ages. For the first time in spotted ball history, the spotted ball has won! And since he has no teammates, he doesn't have to split the prize money with anyone!"

Rammus "This very okay."

(Since some of you are wondering whats going on with the website, I figured I should give an update.

I got stuck at the point the website was at and I didn't know how to get past it. I also made the website with a family member of mine. Can't do it without them. We both ran into a number of real-life issues and things got quite busy so the website got delayed. Finally it looked like I figured out what to do and was about to work on it again when everything in my life fell apart. _ I still really want to finish and expand it and I have plenty of plans. I love the website and the idea of A Corporate Matter getting bigger. But until my life gets a little more stable I'm probably not going to get to work on it. I don't know when, but one day I am going to finish that website. Until then A Corporate Matter can always be found here every week. Thank you all for being patient.)_

Naymliss6/25/2018, 6:38:14 PM3 votes

Yasuo is on rotation. Rip my normal games.

Moonnancy6/25/2018, 7:35:12 PM2 votes

I see Rakan. Gonna spam him now.

Okhami6/25/2018, 10:03:12 PM2 votes

Riot, i think u messed up a bit with the difficulty on that Yasuo, instead of making the intire bar purple you have to make it white, its a small mistake so its fine really

Joseph Gladstone6/26/2018, 7:14:28 PM1 votes

cut it out riot

nonghandee6/25/2018, 5:09:11 PM

My two favorite champions are FTP! Betcha can't guess which two I'm referring to.