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Alright. That's it. I need to say something about this.
You all know that Riot will eventually bring back URF. But nagging Riot to bring it back sooner on every last news post in existence is annoying, and could possibly DELAY its return. People like me are waiting patiently for URF to come back, and are getting sick of someone or another begging Riot to bring back URF. So remember: Patience, young Padawan.
-Riketr
HELICOPTER HECARIM WILL RISE AGAIN! In a bit, once riot brings it back, which will hopefully be soon, not to be annoying, and now I'm just rambling.
New
...
My team has full hp!
I have 1.
I SHALL RAIN STARS.
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Do the free skins come with a bonus virus?
Yes! And if you buy RIGHT NOW, we'll throw in another virus FREE! That's right, we're offering two viruses for the price of ONE! TWO FOR ONE SALE! That's a negative twenty dollar value for absolutely free! Can't beat a deal like that. Satisfaction guaranteed or no money back!
^This. Like all of this. Every letter. People need to learn patience. Like, it's so rare that I meet anyone with any patience at all that they must clearly be a Saint if they have magically have patience. 98% of people don't even what it is. To the 2% that does have patience, then hi, you are officially awesome. =P
90% of the people I know are more patient and mature than 99% of the League community ._.
Squeaky wheels get the grease
How the hell would people asking for URF to delay it? I'm not attached enough to URF to keep begging for it, but I'm glad people keep posting about it because it constantly lets Riot know that the demand has not fizzled out. Silencing the popular opinion is not the way to go.
Maybe, when she leaves, she'll drag
back to hell with her!!
Now all we need is Baymax Blitzcrank!
YES BAYMAX BLITZ

Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare assistant.
When he hooks he should dodleludahludahloo
Personal Healthcare Companion. But close enough
I feel like this skin was way out of character for
. What's next?
Divine
? Where his ult looks like regular Soraka ult except it deals damage.
Imagine
smiting people with lightning bots though
LIGHTNING BOLT!
Natural
with volcanic eruption q, earthquake e, and a lighningbolt ult
going about as lady liberty is consistent with his character? Skins are just for fun. Sometimes they are consistent with a theme (like the harrowing) and sometimes they are just fun. I would enjoy a Divine
skin. "aww, look at that nice white light... wait why is it hurting me?!"
"It BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
That is a beautiful idea sir.
Bothers me when people say that because there are a million skins that don't fit their champions. Pretty sure Kennen isn't a doctor or that Darius is a dunkmaster.
Darius IS a Dunkmaster.
However, I seriously Doubt he is a Basketball Player. Or that basketball has even been invented in Runeterra.
nah i think it has since they have the technology for supper mega death rockets :/ 
I Know what you Meant, But now that I've Read
supper mega death rockets
I want a "Chef Jinx" skin where her Rocket is a Full-course entree.
Rings a bell, "ORDER UP" Sausage rocket.
EXCUSE ME
IS THE MOST AWESOME AND REAL DUNKMASTER EVER
I totally want Divine
.. that'd be epic.
Okay what's this?
First you ruin a support...then do you think giving a new skin makes up for it? No...we all see through this. Soroka is no longer the "nicest champion" in the league. Instead you try to completely remake her and ruin her, then you expect to able to release a new skin for her and everything will be okay? No. Soroka is no longer and will never be the champ she once was because you ruined her, new skin or not it won't do anything. Just add her to the long list of RIP... **AP Master Yi
**Silences on half the champs
**Malady
**All the old champion images since they were much better (the new ones all look like beasts with beards...even
has facial hair now...)
**Soroka...
Dude people like you are just asking for down votes
This ^. "hurr durr new things r bad i like old league where everything was BROKEN." @ coxndixrox AP Yi was stupid. I was there. I played and won with it. It broke the game and was stupid. ARAM often boiled down to whoever had Yi, and that was stupid too. By 'silences on everyone' I assume you mean silences Leblanc and Talon. Both of which used to be, again, stupendously broken champions that required very little skill to play and win with. Now they require more skill to use well. Malady? Malady was ALSO dumb. Sticking Wit's End and Nashors together was a bad idea in the first place because of all the damage it gave. The old champion images were pretty bad. You're obviously letting some misplaced sense of nostalgia mess with your judgement, because some of them were just... ew. Cho'gath springs to mind. And you can't be bothered to spell Soraka right. I give up. RIP in pepperoni my faith in my fellow Silver players.
Can I up vote this twice?
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Just because YOU don't like a champion's rework, update, or their kit in general, doesn't mean they're bad. It just means that YOU aren't compatible with the new Identity
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Protip for new Banana unicorn Ambulance:

Just because YOU don't like a champion's rework, update, or their kit in general, doesn't mean they're bad. It just means that YOU aren't compatible with the new Identity
Protip for new Banana unicorn Ambulance:
Come on Brosefina....are you saying that Soraka's kit is on par atm with Nami or Sona?
They are. They heal a considerable amount, And while Sona and Nami only cost Mana to heal, their heals scale only off of their AP, while Soraka has 2 scaling sources (HP and AP), allowing her to actually SURPASS Sona and Nami in %HP Healed. It is Frustrating to Sacrifice some of your Own HP to do it, But if that were not the case, she would be a little TOO good. An AOE Silence/root, A Global Heal, an UltraRapidFire Shortrange Machinegun heal, and a Nuke that heals herself? Sounds like a fun, On-par Kit to me.
her heal does not scale with health not at all its just a cost just to spite her for helping her team or so it seems like it to me at least i would sill play her doe
You sir are right. WTF HAPPENED TO SILENCES. nubs cant handle them and cries. **Rip Kass
No, silences ruined the game. Having a ranged silence with 0 counterplay on assassins was literally the dumbest thing ever. Leblanc could assassinate people without them being able to react, and so could kassadin and talon. Even if the player had all the skills necessary to outplay the assassination and escape or even win, it didnt matter because they all had undodgable point and click silences that were all activated from really far away. Now these champions actually take skill. So now noobs cant run around and be OP without knowing how to play the game. It's called making people have to THINK when they go in now. Leblanc cant just dive in and out every time now, she has to think before hand because she cant silence, and it's the same with talon. It's a good change that made these champions more skill reliant and gave counterplay.
The problem had to do with the fact that the silence on those abilities was unavoidable.
NOT the fact that they had silences.
(
's new silence, as well as
's silence are just fine.)
talon can be poked out of lane very quickly he has no sustain leblanc i can understand kass as well but thats only since they have other ways to live since they both have tons of mobility talon can be beaten by zed akali and strong poke champs like syndra malz oriana and even ziggs that silence helped talon get his dmg off soraka with a silence would make sense and i like her new silence i dont even know why garen has a silence even kata can beat talon and he was suppose to counter her now he cant even stop her if she ults and champs that have tons of escape like leblanc or ahri or ez or trist can just jump away from him like its nothing syndra can just push him away and malz will just ult him if he gets close lebanc can just turn around and burst him ahri will just charm him akali will just go invisible and zed simply ults kass will just port away talon overall just got fucked over by the change well he can STILL work but you just need to be fed witch unless the other person is noob or lagging or just got out played will not happen
Reaper
pls :^)
THE DREAM
You mean Raper 
Good thing
can just his e. unless he just so happens to "accidentally" do it the wrong way.
"They can't say no when they're stunned." 
I totally would have bought this skin if Riot hadn't straight up ruined Soraka with her rework. So sad.