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Champion and skin sale: 07.25. - 07.28.

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Grab these champions and skins on sale for 50% off for a limited time:


Skin Sales

Give your champions a new look with these skins:

Infernal Alistar

975 487 RP

Ironscale Shyvana

750 375 RP

Samurai Yi

520 260 RP

Champion Sales

Add these champions to your roster:

Ahri

975 487 RP

 

Nocturne

880 440 RP

 

Twitch

790 395 RP

 

247 Comments

Lord Moriuz124 votes

Ahri (487 RP) ran and ran and ran. She was either out of mana or her cooldowns were huge. Anyway, she ran away for most of the cinematic.

After about 5 minutes of just running, she thought she'd be safe. Nocturne (440 RP) probably gave up on chasing her and went back to kill some jungle creeps.

"That was close," she said. Even her own voice sounded foreign to her. After all, no one says a word in the cinematics.

She sat down on the floor, took a deep breathe and began to recall back home.

However, she heard a tiny rustling sound behind her.

She stopped her recall and began running again, but it was too late.

"IT'S ME!!!! HAHAHA!!!" yelled Twitch as he fired at her. Ahri felt poisonous bolts piercing her soft, pale skin. She gasped for air one last time and fell to the ground. Dead.

"Sneaky, sneaky!" whispered Twitch to himself, smiling.

His celebration didn't last for long, as a creature engulfed in flames fell upon him.

"What?! What are you?" He asked to the girl with the metallic armour standing now in front of him.

"I'm Ironscale Shyvana (375 RP) you noob."

"Huh? You look nothing like your splash art."

"Quiet!"

"And wasn't samurai yi (260 RP) supposed to be the jungler?"

Shyvana laughed and said.

"No one really uses Yi right now dude. And I'm not a jungler anymore, I'm a top."

Twitch had stalled her long enough for his ambush to be ready again. He stealthed.

"Damn!" yelled Shyvana, as she fired fireballs all around her, hoping to hit the little rat.

All of a sudden, a giant fiery cow (487 RP) came rushing upon them and smashed the ground, sending both of them flying up in the air.

The three of them looked at each other. This would be a free for all.

"Everyone's expecting some sort of epic fight," mooed Alistar.

"Yes, they are," replied Shyvana, her hands covered in fla

Dudermen9 votes

GAASP! MORIUS(Z?) IS BACK?!!!

MalevolentTurtle16 votes

I like avocados. goobye

Lord Moriuz32 votes

Oh yeah, avocados are OP

Lord Moriuz18 votes

Oh yeah, avocados are OP

SuperBoyxy12 votes

item 1006 AVOCADOS OP item 1006

Matthew5597 votes

Why you end it there Lord Moriuz ?

Highdrate5 votes

he prolly had to run from the yi...

Bee Digit3 votes

Amazing as usual, Lord M! I love the cinematic humor! :D

Fat Nemo3 votes

You didn't finish the story D:

Chestø69 votes

The first time i played anivia, my team mates told me to play passive.

I played as Eggnivia for half the game.

lightdragoon885 votes

Anivia HA!!!!

Lord Moriuz21 votes

I recently learned you can teleport as anivia, get killed, and finish teleporting as an egg.

MoXiGe Wall3 votes

Froggen did it while it was team ice vs team fire

iMiniman52 votes

i figured out why khazix was nerfed so much.. look at kha'zix, the first 3 letters are an anagram of "hak". who is his rival? rengar... renga, (without the r) is an anagram of garen. What is his joke? garenteed. look at the x and the r from rengar.. "x" means times.... multiple r's so we get hakr, add z, harkrz, then add the next r... then we have hackers are guarenteed. with i. i? maybe eye. velkoz. so when you play khazix with velkoz, you become op whenever you play khazix... but riot didnt realize.... hackers are guarenteed (with velkoz)

lightdragoon8835 votes

.......Half-Life 3 confirmed?

CrasedBacon8 votes

Confirmedsummoner 21

iMiniman22 votes

to confirm it, we must start with the two most famous video game memes... arrow to the knee and half life three. get it? they both have an "ee" sound at the end. what is something amazing about e? it is not in the letter grades of school. but the most famous letter grades are "A+" and "F". F, however, is isolated. So we get A+. Know what else has a plus? proactive plus. It helps get rid of zits. So we get to the comic zits. Who else is a comic person who annoys their parents? Calvin, who is also Spaceman Spiff. What does he fight? Aliens.. Alien vs. Predator... Who is based off them? Kha'zix and rengar, who are 2 champions. Which brings us to my comment... which right under it? your comment. The 2 from earlier sounds like "true". which means your comment is true

Elfslappy31 votes

you watch to much nigahiga

Joshala4 votes

Logged in just to upvote this comment

Evanescent Angel16 votes

Logged in just to comment on how you didn't just log in to upvote it but also comment that you upvoted it.

lightdragoon8845 votes

Evelynn And that is what happen to the Shadow Isle

Jayce And everyone there is...dead?

Evelynn Well...they have always been dead. Yorick and the others will be back, but it going to be a while before they are in fighting condition again.

Caitlyn We should of arrested him when we had the chance.

Vi Screw that, I should of punched his face off when I had the chance.

Jayce What done is done. Now we need to prepare. Professor Heimerdinger. I need you and Ziggs to prepare defenses.

Heimerdinger This is really going to cut into my research time.

Vi Think of it as research on killing ghost.

Heimerdinger Mmm...yes. Very Well.

Jayce Caitlyn, I need you to go and request help from Prince Jarvan IV.

Caitlyn Got it.

Jayce Evelynn, you are coming with me to find and hire some champion I know will help.

Vi Sure it not going to be a date for you two?

Jayce Just for that Vi I am going to give you the most dangerous job.

Vi Sounds fun. What is it?

Jayce We are going to need all the extra firepower we can get. I want you to find and get Jinx to join us for this fight.

Vi......Crap.

To be continued

Geeekersg9 votes

Are you a writer? Cause............ tune in next week for the other words

HolyWrath5 votes

lmao i was hoping i wasnt the only one

C4 Yourselves3 votes

You spelled arrested wrong :P just saying

Kazumo15 votes

Now now, not all of us understand basic sentence structure, comma placement, verb tense, grammar, and all that other silly jazz. I don't know about you, but I love filling in the blanks. It's like a crossword puzzle. Keeps me on my toes. ^_^

lightdragoon8819 votes

Umm...yeah...that was my plan all along....

Fantabulous6 votes

I think you meant: "R u an righter?

The Lexer6 votes

I've never heard Vi sound so worried. Gj

flashhamster3 votes

i accually want to see where this go's lol

Dolfanatic5 votes

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I take it you helped write this? Or am I on the EU server? >_>

Wreckij2 votes

This was very entertaining! Nice work! :D

2saint3 votes

you awesome Jinx hahahaha fathands Vi awww fuck

self control20 votes

They should've made Doom Bot Lee Sin just be able to see.

Ticazoid952 votes

Lee sin can now kick who he pleases

Boner of Command10 votes

Patch 4.13 notes Lee sin can now kick turrets.

DorkunedAuras4 votes

when I read that, I literally laughed out loud. Dear God, pushing lanes by kicking their turrets back

Evanescent Angel5 votes

When you finally get to the nexus you have 9 extra turrets to deal with. Luckily, if Lee doesn't see them, they can't see him.

Lotus Mooncake12 votes

Long ago, the mighty Infernal Alistar (487 RP) had caused a devastating disaster on a samurai temple within Ionia. Luckily, one of the most outstanding student in the temple had survived. Over the years, he has been training himself to be one of the most superior samurai to avenge the fall of his temple. Learning in his life hate is not the source of power, but zen and the art of Wuju is the ultimate power. His name is Yi, Samurai Yi (260 RP). He did not understand why the mad cow has done what he had done, but he questions and seek for the reason behind it all. Yi's intensive speed of fighting is adrenaline. He was mentioned to be a prodigy when he was first accepted into the temple. He's prepared and trained to turn the murderer in for justice. Yi dashes to the forbidden forest lake in Ionia to seek help from the legendary creature Ahri (487 RP). Strange enough, she was sitting there waiting for Yi's arrival as she knew he would come today. Yi ask the direction to find the notorious cow. Ahri then tells Yi how she knew about his forthcoming. A few days ago, a rat had came and threatened her if she doesn't help Yi on this very day he will plague her forest. She questioned at first, why a rat like him would care about someone from Ionia. Though he did not seem to be interested answering any of her question, but instead walked away cloaked invisibly. Yi suddenly had remembered something very small as he almost had forgotten. He had once saved a rat and named it Twitch (395 RP) unintentionally. As the the little Twitch was stealing food from others and almost caught. Yi saved him and spared some of his food leaving himself hungry. Ahri seen to show no interest after Yi's story of him and his rat, but rather lead Yi to find Alistar with the aid of Ironscale Shyvana (375 RP). Shyvana turns to dragon form as Yi hops to her back. Ahri shouted WAIT! And asked if Yi could tell his friend Twitch to never return to her woods. She jokingly described how she could remember his smell up to this date and how disgusted she felt towards it. Yi laughs and made a promise as Shyvana began to fly towards Ahri's instructed direction. "So you seek for vengeance too huh?" Shyvana promptly asked Yi. "No, I seek for reason!" Yi told Shyvana. Short after a little conversation, the weather seemed to be turning horrifyingly dark. Shyvana lands Yi on a nearby well hidden cave as she departs. Yi felt something uneasy inside, a temptation of fear as he walks towards inside the cave. "Save me..." a desperate dying voice cries. Yi empowered his sword with lights revealing a chained Alistar! "Help me..." Alistar cries. Yi asked him what had happened to him and why he raided his temple. "The sky had turned dark that day. I had never felt this feeling before, then this feeling had taken control over me. When I'm awaken, I had bloodstains all over me and locked up in here ever since then." Alistar explains in a weak voice. Yi tries to help Alistar by using his sword to break the chains. "You're here... I've been looking for you..." said with a haunting voice behind Yi. Yi turns around as he sees something indescribably terrifying approaching. "EMBRACE THE DARKNESS" Nocturne (440 RP) strikes towards Yi...

TenSpeed11 votes

I really wish when they did champ sales they also decreased the IP needed to unlock a champ. That probably doesn't make sense from a sales standpoint though but it would be a nice bonus to the players.

flashhamster3 votes

well i think it would make sense i mean its a sale why would they not lower all the prices on that champ

Renegade4Lyfe2 votes

I'm kinda wondering if they're ever gonna decrease the IP cost of some of the older characters.....

Sprongle4 votes
flashhamster10 votes

item 3075 +Amumu =Rammus

shadwraith995 votes

So the next sales will be: Ezreal Ezreal 440 RP Hextech Singed 260 RP Taric Taric 292 RP Arclight Varus 487 RP Lissandra Lissandra 487 RP Sandstorm Katarina 487 RP

The Lexer2 votes

Really. Zilean You predictions will be correct

Absentia4 votes

Can't forget Janna i can main her without owning her thanks to these weeklys

StormBIade2 votes

Ahri wanna get her now half off

RyS DarkneSsEvIL1 votes

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