New free champion rotation: Caitlyn, Ezreal, Gangplank!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Project: Episode.
"So, is that all you wanted?"
"Yes, Corporate Mundo say you go now."
"Hey, what are all those cool lights in that room?"
"Room? Corporate Mundo no have room."
"Yeah you do, right there. I think I hear voices."
"Ok, Corporate Mundo have room. But you no go in room. It-"
"Hey, is someone out there!"
"What the heck."
"Let us out please!"
"Yes, so I can kill these two fools."
"Uh, boss. Why do you have the new projects locked up in your closet? Is this why they haven't been released yet?"
"Yes, Corporate Mundo forgot why he lock up though. Me pretty sure good reason."
"Wait, so you have had them locked up this whole time. While I have had to deal with all the protesters yelling and throwing things at my window. AND YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHY!"
"Yes."
Alright, I'm letting them out so everyone stops complaining to me."
"Wait, Corporate Mundo know he had-"
"Click"
"Yes, released at last!"
"Did I ult you guys, because man you take a long time to do anything."
"Ehahahaha!"
"Alright, I can go now."
Some time later:
"Ah, all the protesters are gone. Now, I can finally just listen to the sweet sounds of my office. The sound of money being made, Champions begging to be free in the other room. And, screams of terror?"
"CORPORATE MUNDO REMEMBER WHY HE NO RELEASE PROJECTS NOW!"
"YOU CANNOT RUN FROM ME!"
"Throws briefcase."
" Ow ow! Ok, just let me get my passive back. THEN YOU CANNOT RUN FROM ME! Please don't walk away from the walls."
"Ok, why is Taliyah chasing you?"
"Me remember. After last project released, all champion come to Corporate Mundo. They say they want be project too. Corporate Mundo say no, but me no have good reason. They sell lots and all champion look good as project. They upset, try kill Corporate Mundo because he no want that many project. Now it happen again."
"I guess you have a point. I mean, Project Gnar, that would be pretty tight."
"Uh boss, there are some people here to see you."
"Who?"
"All of them."






























































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"GIVE US A PROJECT SKIN!"
"YEH!"
"Growls angrily."
"Oh dear Rito."
"You have no good reason not to give us a project skin."
"We would look so awesome."
"Plus, champions with a project skin are played a lot."
"Sobs."
"SO DO IT NOW!"
"I better call in some help. Hello. Our boss is trying to get me killed again. Ok, so I might have had a hand in it. All champions want a project skin. Well, after they kill me he is probably going to run to you next. I don't know, think of something. Even Sona, as broken as you made her, can't take on this many at once. So if you save her she might be amazed by you. Please hurry."
"Maybe if we start punching him, he will have a change of heart."
"Please, Corporate Mundo too rich to die."
"As if I deserve to-"
"SHUT IT!"
"Lances Corporate Gnar."
"さてさて、それを傷つけます。君たちは、あなたが彼にやりたいです。私はここにブリードアウトしないようにしようと上になるだろう。"
"Great, now you guys broke his language button. He can only talk and write in Japanese until I fix it. Well, at least he isn't in Spanish mode."
"Get ready for a beating. Project trundle will be amazing."
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"
"Oh, what now?"
"Now I know that this man has done a lot to upset people. And I'm sure he deserves this. But you guys are going to need a better reason to kill my boss. So, anyone who touches him over wanting project skin will get reworked."
"Well, that's not so bad."
"By the same guys that did the Skarner and Mordekaiser reworks."
"Alright everyone, let's leave."
"Good choice."
"If only we got one."
"Stares longingly at videos of ye old, full ap Mordekaiser."
"Corporate Mundo is safe, thank to his quick thinking. Oh, me just remember other reason me not release projects. Corporate Mundo feel sorry for poor fool."
Meanwhile:
"Zed baby, I'm finally here."
"I have been lost in the dark without you."
"Starts making out."
"Ooooooookay then."
"Well, at least we know he has a face under there."
"SENNA!!!!!!!!!"
"Sobs."
"What is this, who are you three."
"We are the new projects. A little late but, we are here now."
"I thought we told that old man that there were to be no more monstrosities like us. Guess he didn't learn."
"Wait, do you know who our evil creator is?"
"Well, ummm. We don't know for sure. But it has to be the first person we saw when we got here, right?"
"That's sound logic to me."
"So, who is it? I need to try out my new bow."
"Art Master Malazhar. We told him no more of us, guess he needs a reminder."
"Let's go, you coming Zed?"
"No. Like I said before, I don't think it's him our small lore implies we need to kill. I'll just stay here with Kat."
A few minutes later:
"Hey, where did everyone go?"
"They left to go beat up that guy again."
"Man, why does everyone always forget about me."
Even more minutes later:
"Oh no, they found me."
"How many times must we teach you this lesson old man."
"I can't help it, you guys are amazing in every way. But, it's not like I make you guys. I just bring you here. You should rea-"
And they all lived happily ever after. Except Art Master Malazhar, he got beat to pieces. But stop he shall not, for Project skins are really sweet.
Headshot.
AP or AD? Which is better?
I WAS RECALLING YOU JERK
Where'd my health bar go
More unskilled noobs
Please dont go top. PLEASE dont go top.
[insert portal joke here]
GTFO OF MY JUNGLE
First rule of LOL: DONT. CHASE. HIM.
Is the "outrageous" joke outdated?
#The Arcade
Season 1: Episode 7: PROJECT:Finale
"Kog, wake up."
"Ok... WAIT WHERE AM I?!"
"Where you just were."
"Oh ok good"
"We're here too."
"Yo."
"..."
"I only joined for this skin."
"SKAR SKAR SKARNER"
"Stop right there, Viktor!"
"What she said!"
"NO"
"Ok we'll just get the Arcade skins brb"
MEANWHILE IN OVERWATCH
"THIS IS STILL AWESOME"
"Can we leave?"
"NO WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR A CONVIENIENT PLOT DEVICE LIKE A PROJECT SKIN AND THEN WE CAN LEAVE!"
"Ooooooookay then."
"We need your help."
"Yeah."
"???"
"Why?"
"Because the Void has joined Viktor."
"I didn't join him."
"Me neither."
"Same here."
"Rek'Sai sounds"
"I meant the ones with Battlecast skins."
"Oh."
"Anyway, will you help us?"
"Yeah sure why not its the Finale anyway."
"I just got a Pool Party skin so I'm just going to leave now bye"
"Outrageous."
"Can I wear my helmet that I never got to wear?"
"Sure. let me just get my hood on real quick"
"Cool."
A SHORT TIME LATER..
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
"YEAH!"
"Fine, but you'll have to defeat me first."
"I guess it was a good idea to bring zed then."
"Fuck my Life."
ults Viktor "And now we wait for everything to happen."
"Fuck my Lif-"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Duskblade."
"Ok I give up"
"GGEZ"
"I DIDN'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING!"
Final fantasy victory music plays
AND SO, THE ARCADE: SEASON ONE WAS OVER. IT WAS DONE. BECAUSE ZED IS OP. MORAL OF THE STORY, BAN ZED.
"Yeah, ban Zed. Just do it."
"GGEZ"
THE END..?
The Arcade: Season 1 is over now. Much Sad. Next week however, Season 2 will start! That's it. Bye. Adios. Au Revoir. Auf Wiedersehen. Goodbye. Bye-bye. See ya next week.
So Google Translate says the title is
This week's free champions : Caitlin , Ezuriaru , gang plank and more!
That's right, Ezuriaru. 
NA=Not American
Japanese or English, we've all played enough League to know what everything is saying.
Man though, this is gonna be a fun week of ARAM. I can imagine the comps already. The increased chance at getting Ori will be nice though~~~
Trap->Headshot->Repeat
"Skillshots", just "Skillshots"
Just walk back
Actually pretty good right now. E-Q-E-Q-E-Q-E-Q-E-Q-E-Q
has never seen a noob play
well
I CALL TOP
Supp
= Shield adc and hope
GET AWAY FROM MY BLUE!!!!!!! kills you and takes blue
Cant wait to see people chase
Pool Party anyone?
When this releases:
players arise. Thinking gg boy pwned rekt u easy cuz me lee sin.
they try to duel you... you punch their face. They never play Lee Sin again and lose their so pro hopes. [zombie-brand-clap]
is it not that what is going to happend? lol
Its kind of funny to think
came out on free champion just after her song Sounds Like Purple came out :D
ORIANNA IVE BEEN WAITING
maybe?
Why is Singed classified as part fighter? You build this -->
as Singed, not this -->
. Tank with a slight of mage, yes, not fighter.
Put
in the rotation next?
YES EVERY CHAMPION I WANTED TO TRY OUT IS ON HERE
Can Kennen and Yorick popup soon please? Would really like to try them Rito!
Damn i wanted to be first
<---- whats that?
Although, I now want to buy Lulu. Well played Riot.
where is kled!?!