New free champion rotation: Draven, Fizz, Kog'Maw and more!

Riot·3/12/2015, 8:49:03 PM·0 votes·50,098 views

Greetings Summoners!

Here are this week's free champions:

 

Darius - the Hand of Noxus
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Diana - Scorn of the Moon
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Mage
Draven - the Glorious Executioner
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Fizz - the Tidal Trickster
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Assassin
Secondary Role Fighter
Jax - Grandmaster at Arms
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Assassin
Kog'Maw - the Mouth of the Abyss
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Marksman
Secondary Role Mage
Lux - the Lady of Luminosity
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Morgana - Fallen Angel
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Mage
Secondary Role Support
Shyvana - the Half-Dragon
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank
Warwick - the Blood Hunter
Attack
Defense
Ability
Difficulty
Primary Role Fighter
Secondary Role Tank

Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE .

See you on the Fields of Justice!

131 Comments

Highfather3/16/2015, 5:10:25 PM55 votes

Learning French with F2P rotations: Week 1.

King Dellron3/16/2015, 5:19:38 PM52 votes

A Corporate Matter, Episode 8: (Formerly known as, The Free Rotation)

Gnar "So, why are we hiding out here in the middle of the night again?"

Soraka "We are waiting for Sona to come this way, my source says she takes this path every night."

Gnar "And who is this source again?"

Twitch "ITS ME! PICKPOCKET TWITCH!"

Gnar "SWEET SUPER MEGA DEATH ROCKET! You scared me half to death."

Soraka "He has a tendency to do that."

Twitch "Don't you worry about a thing, i'm a professional. Now, while we wait i'm gonna have a snack."

He takes a bite of a piece of cheese that looks worse than my ward score.

Twitch "Mhhmmm, finally ripe. Want some?"

Gnar "I would rather t-"

Twitch "Shut up idiot, she is coming."

Sona "Walks by"

Twitch "Ok, follow me, and be very quiet."

They somehow manage to follow Sona, without her noticing, to a big building. Despite them making more noise than a Sion ganking midlane.

Twitch "Let me go ahead and see whats going on inside, you guys wait out here."

Gnar "Ok, just make sure to- Wow, he is good."

They are waiting so long it feels like a Morgana stun

Soraka "He sure is taking a long-"

Twitch "I WAS HIDING!"

Gnar "DEMAGLIO!!!!"

TwitchSoraka "stares awkwardly"

Gnar "I'm sorry, that is the old me. What took you so long Pickpocket Twitch? And what is that around your neck?"

Twitch "Oh this gold necklace that says "DUNKMASTER" on it. I just found it lying around on someones neck. You guys won't believe whats in there, i had a hard time leaving, follow me."

They followed him into a crowded stadium, all seats pointing at one figure in the center.

Soraka "Is that what i think it is?"

Twitch "Yep."

Sona "Techno music blasts around the whole stadium"

Gnar "So, Sona is a DJ now, this is why she has been slacking off at work. I'm going to have a talk with her when she is done."

Renekton "Don't you just love her?"

Soraka "Bloodfury Renekton? I thought you only listened to acid metal?"

Renekton "Uhhh, YOU SAW NOTHING, I WAS NEVER HERE!" (Slice and Dice)

Nami "AHHHHHH."

They wait until the show is over and confront sona back stage. Despite what Corporate Gnar says, he rather enjoyed the show.

Gnar "Sona! You have some explaining to do. Why are you running around as a DJ?"

Sona "..."

Gnar "You have a new boyfriend, and you met him at the, speaking with music support group. who is he, and what does this have to do with being a DJ?"

Sona "..."

Gnar "So, he is a celestial being, and he wants to live here in valoran. But has to pay an extreme fine, which is why you need the gold from being a DJ?"

Soraka "I can confirm, its a nightmare for us to come here. I had to give myself so much mana just to keep up i lost the ability to do that anymore."

Twitch "Why doesn't he just make his own gold?"

Sona "..."

Gnar "How can his job be that important and not pay. I would like to meet this bum."

Bard ",,,,"

Gnar "Well, your a big fellow. Hmmm, if he really is that important to you Sona, i might know a way i can help. Let me just make a few calls."

Over at a corporate office:

Ezreal "Sir, its been three months, we are going to need to add a new champion or players will get bored and leave."

DrMundo "Corporate Mundo suppose you right. Me guess we will just have to add that Ao Shin guy, despite how expensive it will be."

Ezreal "I'll get right on it sir."

"ring ring"

DrMundo "What you want underling?"

Gnar "I may have someone who can be that new champion you were looking for boss."

DrMundo "Hold up Ezreal servant, Corporate Mundo may have someone else."

Back at Corporate Gnar's office:

Gnar "Alright, Bard, you submit to championfication, have yourself copied and such. Then you are good to go for living here."

Sona "..."

Bard ",,,,"

Gnar "Just don't expect things like this all the time. You're good help Sona, and i want you doing your best work. Now get back to that work."

Soraka "While i hate it when anything good happens to her, i like seeing you help others."

Gnar "It gets me in good with the boss. Now, i may have to talk to Art Master Malzahar. Sona as a DJ is a pretty good idea for a skin, if i do say so myself. Oh and by the way, who did you get to write the Free rotation post since our normal guy is out."

Soraka "I don't exactly know, i haven't met them but i heard good reviews from another land."

Over at the writing desk:

Fiora "je souhaite que je parlais anglais, peut-être qu'ils ne remarqueront pas."

Tentacle Love3/17/2015, 4:01:20 AM13 votes

Here we go! Darius : 55% More... Draven Hey. Darius Bro, wtf? Draven Draven! Darius sigh Darius : 55% More Draven Hey. Darius Executions Draven Hey. Darius BY AXE Draven My axes! Darius WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! Draven Hehehe.

Diana : 40% More... Draven Hey. Diana glare Draven Draaaaven. Diana 40% More sailor moon references. Draven Hey. Diana sigh, what? Draven whispering Draven.

Fizz : 80% more compl... Draven Hey. Fizz complaints about... Draven Hey. Fizz AD Fi... Draven Hey. Fizz What? Draven Draven. Fizz I hate you.

Jax I'm not starting until he's done with this... Draven Hey. Jax Nonsense. Hello Draven. Draven See this guy knows what's up. Jax ... Draven My win rate that is. HEEEEYOOOOOOOOO Jax Are you done? Draven Yeah, sure. Jax : 70% More ... Draven Hey. Jax Oh you son of a

KogMaw : 50% Morekillsfromthefogofwar! Draven HEY! KogMaw TOOLATEI'MOUTOFHERE!

Lux : 90% More Draven Hey. Lux DEMACIA! laser Draven OHSHIII flash Lux 90% More lasers fired in the wrong direction.

Morgana : 35% More enemies getting... Draven Hey. Morgana death glare Draven Draven! Morgana cookies shoved down their THROATS! Draven Time to go!

Shyvana : 12% More Jarv... Draven Hey. Shyvana Um, hello? Draven Draven. Shyvana The hell does that have to do with anything? Draven You must be new here. Shyvana Yeah okay whatever. Draven Draaaven. Shyvana sigh Draven Jarvan sucks. Shyvana GRRARAAAAARRARRAGURAGHUUHRAGRUHRA Draven Time to go!

Warwick : 50% more... Draven Hey. Warwick Oh good lord, not again. This is not how I wanted to spend my afternoon. Draven Draven. Warwick Yes, yes, welcome to the league of Draven. Can you go now? Draven I win! Warwick sigh as I was saying, 50% more champions caught like rabbits out in the... Draven Hey. Warwick GRAAAAAAUGHGUGHHGHHGH! WHAT. IS. IT. NOW!?!

Draven I hit full build.

Darius Oh shi Diana Oh shi Fizz Oh shi Jax Oh shi KogMaw Oh shi Lux Oh shi Morgana Oh shi Shyvana Oh shi Warwick Oh shi

Draven : ENNEAKILL!!!

lightdragoon883/16/2015, 5:40:11 PM12 votes

So we have Rengar/Kha'zix and Darius/Draven together during rotations.

Can we put JarvanIV and Shyvana together on the same rotations?

Foretoldlegends3/16/2015, 5:09:55 PM11 votes

Darius 50% chance of failing to kill with the ultimate skill

Diana 68% chance of decided mid or jungle

Draven 35% of failing to catch the axes

Fizz 40% of jumping over global ultimate skills

Jax 32% of remembering the dodge skill from years ago

KogMaw 65% chance of getting revenge with your passive

Lux 60% of hearing DEMACIA!

Morgana 50% of being reported for afk because you got hit by a dark binding

Shyvana 45% chance of skyrim jokes being made

and

Warwick 55% a carry will be mauled to shreds

and these were made up on the spot and are truly truly outrageous Taric

Ponziani3/16/2015, 6:44:03 PM10 votes

Darius Draven Diana 3D rotation

FeedLikeABoss3/16/2015, 11:07:51 PM9 votes

If they are putting Rengar and Khazix , Draven and Darius together, why not Leona and Diana ??

UNSC3/16/2015, 7:57:39 PM7 votes

Never done one, so yolo

Darius - 600% more space jam Diana - 37% more "how'd you ult twice?" Draven - 76% more dropped axes Fizz - 95% more "fizz is build ad now?" Jax - 63% more helicopter dicks KogMaw - 35% more passive doublekills Lux - 69% more "FIREN MA LAZORZ" Morgana - 30% more afk reports from bindings Shyvana - 56% more "RAWR" Warwick - 100% more suppresses

and as always, 2% of these are made up

KORBBQ3/16/2015, 5:23:53 PM6 votes

Diana main, ready to wreck all the fizz players

THEBLUECOW200153/16/2015, 5:07:16 PM6 votes

Is it just me, or are their titles in French?

JayHeartayThe2nd3/16/2015, 5:35:30 PM5 votes

As someone who's mother language is French, I can assure you their titles sound WAY better in English. Most of the French ones are kinda laughable.

23947193/16/2015, 5:19:37 PM4 votes

They have made a Graves mistake putting Fizz on the lineup.

EcoStatic3/17/2015, 1:11:32 AM4 votes

THEY FIXED IT!!!!!! BOOOO RITO :P

SinfulSaint01023/16/2015, 10:41:37 PM4 votes

I bought Diana a week ago. Now I can play her and blend in with the "Free Week" if I mess up.

Icathian Creed3/17/2015, 6:09:12 PM3 votes

Guess who bought Dianna sunday...

CaptainD583/16/2015, 5:21:11 PM3 votes

Finally Diana is free been wanting to try her for a long time. Thank you Rito

AfterlifeODST3/16/2015, 6:09:02 PM3 votes

summoner 30

Kingnewgameplus3/17/2015, 9:43:40 AM3 votes

Every time Lux is free, I criticize literally every single mistake they make because she's my main. Does anyone else do this when their main is free?

BarackOLlamas3/16/2015, 10:01:40 PM1 votes

maybe we're getting a french champion