New free champion rotation: Draven, Fizz, Kog'Maw and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE .
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE .
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Learning French with F2P rotations: Week 1.
A Corporate Matter, Episode 8: (Formerly known as, The Free Rotation)
"So, why are we hiding out here in the middle of the night again?"
"We are waiting for Sona to come this way, my source says she takes this path every night."
"And who is this source again?"
"ITS ME! PICKPOCKET TWITCH!"
"SWEET SUPER MEGA DEATH ROCKET! You scared me half to death."
"He has a tendency to do that."
"Don't you worry about a thing, i'm a professional. Now, while we wait i'm gonna have a snack."
He takes a bite of a piece of cheese that looks worse than my ward score.
"Mhhmmm, finally ripe. Want some?"
"I would rather t-"
"Shut up idiot, she is coming."
"Walks by"
"Ok, follow me, and be very quiet."
They somehow manage to follow Sona, without her noticing, to a big building. Despite them making more noise than a Sion ganking midlane.
"Let me go ahead and see whats going on inside, you guys wait out here."
"Ok, just make sure to- Wow, he is good."
They are waiting so long it feels like a Morgana stun
"He sure is taking a long-"
"I WAS HIDING!"
"DEMAGLIO!!!!"

"stares awkwardly"
"I'm sorry, that is the old me. What took you so long Pickpocket Twitch? And what is that around your neck?"
"Oh this gold necklace that says "DUNKMASTER" on it. I just found it lying around on someones neck. You guys won't believe whats in there, i had a hard time leaving, follow me."
They followed him into a crowded stadium, all seats pointing at one figure in the center.
"Is that what i think it is?"
"Yep."
"Techno music blasts around the whole stadium"
"So, Sona is a DJ now, this is why she has been slacking off at work. I'm going to have a talk with her when she is done."
"Don't you just love her?"
"Bloodfury Renekton? I thought you only listened to acid metal?"
"Uhhh, YOU SAW NOTHING, I WAS NEVER HERE!"
(Slice and Dice)
"AHHHHHH."
They wait until the show is over and confront sona back stage. Despite what Corporate Gnar says, he rather enjoyed the show.
"Sona! You have some explaining to do. Why are you running around as a DJ?"
"..."
"You have a new boyfriend, and you met him at the, speaking with music support group. who is he, and what does this have to do with being a DJ?"
"..."
"So, he is a celestial being, and he wants to live here in valoran. But has to pay an extreme fine, which is why you need the gold from being a DJ?"
"I can confirm, its a nightmare for us to come here. I had to give myself so much mana just to keep up i lost the ability to do that anymore."
"Why doesn't he just make his own gold?"
"..."
"How can his job be that important and not pay. I would like to meet this bum."
",,,,"
"Well, your a big fellow. Hmmm, if he really is that important to you Sona, i might know a way i can help. Let me just make a few calls."
Over at a corporate office:
"Sir, its been three months, we are going to need to add a new champion or players will get bored and leave."
"Corporate Mundo suppose you right. Me guess we will just have to add that Ao Shin guy, despite how expensive it will be."
"I'll get right on it sir."
"ring ring"
"What you want underling?"
"I may have someone who can be that new champion you were looking for boss."
"Hold up Ezreal servant, Corporate Mundo may have someone else."
Back at Corporate Gnar's office:
"Alright, Bard, you submit to championfication, have yourself copied and such. Then you are good to go for living here."
"..."
",,,,"
"Just don't expect things like this all the time. You're good help Sona, and i want you doing your best work. Now get back to that work."
"While i hate it when anything good happens to her, i like seeing you help others."
"It gets me in good with the boss. Now, i may have to talk to Art Master Malzahar. Sona as a DJ is a pretty good idea for a skin, if i do say so myself. Oh and by the way, who did you get to write the Free rotation post since our normal guy is out."
"I don't exactly know, i haven't met them but i heard good reviews from another land."
Over at the writing desk:
"je souhaite que je parlais anglais, peut-être qu'ils ne remarqueront pas."
Here we go!
: 55% More...
Hey.
Bro, wtf?
Draven!
sigh
: 55% More
Hey.
Executions
Hey.
BY AXE
My axes!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Hehehe.
: 40% More...
Hey.
glare
Draaaaven.
40% More sailor moon references.
Hey.
sigh, what?
whispering Draven.
: 80% more compl...
Hey.
complaints about...
Hey.
AD Fi...
Hey.
What?
Draven.
I hate you.
I'm not starting until he's done with this...
Hey.
Nonsense. Hello Draven.
See this guy knows what's up.
...
My win rate that is. HEEEEYOOOOOOOOO
Are you done?
Yeah, sure.
: 70% More ...
Hey.
Oh you son of a
: 50% Morekillsfromthefogofwar!
HEY!
TOOLATEI'MOUTOFHERE!
: 90% More
Hey.
DEMACIA! laser
OHSHIII flash
90% More lasers fired in the wrong direction.
: 35% More enemies getting...
Hey.
death glare
Draven!
cookies shoved down their THROATS!
Time to go!
: 12% More Jarv...
Hey.
Um, hello?
Draven.
The hell does that have to do with anything?
You must be new here.
Yeah okay whatever.
Draaaven.
sigh
Jarvan sucks.
GRRARAAAAARRARRAGURAGHUUHRAGRUHRA
Time to go!
: 50% more...
Hey.
Oh good lord, not again. This is not how I wanted to spend my afternoon.
Draven.
Yes, yes, welcome to the league of Draven. Can you go now?
I win!
sigh as I was saying, 50% more champions caught like rabbits out in the...
Hey.
GRAAAAAAUGHGUGHHGHHGH! WHAT. IS. IT. NOW!?!
I hit full build.
Oh shi
Oh shi
Oh shi
Oh shi
Oh shi
Oh shi
Oh shi
Oh shi
Oh shi
: ENNEAKILL!!!
So we have Rengar/Kha'zix and Darius/Draven together during rotations.
Can we put
and
together on the same rotations?
50% chance of failing to kill with the ultimate skill
68% chance of decided mid or jungle
35% of failing to catch the axes
40% of jumping over global ultimate skills
32% of remembering the dodge skill from years ago
65% chance of getting revenge with your passive
60% of hearing DEMACIA!
50% of being reported for afk because you got hit by a dark binding
45% chance of skyrim jokes being made
and
55% a carry will be mauled to shreds
and these were made up on the spot and are truly truly outrageous 
3D rotation
If they are putting
and
,
and
together, why not
and
??
Never done one, so yolo
- 600% more space jam
- 37% more "how'd you ult twice?"
- 76% more dropped axes
- 95% more "fizz is build ad now?"
- 63% more helicopter dicks
- 35% more passive doublekills
- 69% more "FIREN MA LAZORZ"
- 30% more afk reports from bindings
- 56% more "RAWR"
- 100% more suppresses
and as always, 2% of these are made up
Diana main, ready to wreck all the fizz players
Is it just me, or are their titles in French?
As someone who's mother language is French, I can assure you their titles sound WAY better in English. Most of the French ones are kinda laughable.
They have made a
mistake putting Fizz on the lineup.
THEY FIXED IT!!!!!! BOOOO RITO :P
I bought Diana a week ago. Now I can play her and blend in with the "Free Week" if I mess up.
Guess who bought Dianna sunday...
Finally
is free been wanting to try her for a long time. Thank you Rito
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Every time
is free, I criticize literally every single mistake they make because she's my main. Does anyone else do this when their main is free?
maybe we're getting a french champion