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Hey guys, King Dellron here. The free rotation post seems to be glitched. I have been unable to post a comment there for three weeks. So I am going to post this week's A Corporate Matter on the sales post. I do not know if Riot plans on fixing the free rotation, or if this is a permanent thing. I will post here for now, and I may switch over to the boards if I have to. Hopefully, they will fix the free rotation post and everything can go back to normal. Anyways, here is the new episode:
#A Corporate Matter Episode: E-Wins And E-Losses
"Knock knock." "Mind if I come in?"
"Of course, I love having you over here. How'd you get away from your work?"
"Gnar wasn't able to come into work today so I didn't have a lot to do. You busy?"
"No, I've finished for today as well. But unlike you I don't get to wander around the office. Nasus won't let me leave early even if I have nothing to do. So I've just been watching worlds."
"Ohh, I'll join you. Wait, it's all just Kha'Zix."
"Yep, twenty-four Kha'Zixs in a battle royal. One for each team."
"But, why?"
"It was my idea."
"Don't let him convince you he did it all. Mundo had an idea to do a battle royal. Nasus was the one who suggested it be all Kha'Zix."
"I did it to sell skins and it sure worked. They are buying countless Championship Kha'Zixs, and even better, they are buying multiple chromas. Whenever one of the Kha'Zixs eats another his sales go through the roof."
"Alright then, this could be interesting. Oooh, looks like two of them have met up."
[EDG]
"Edward, edward..."
[FNC]
"DIE!"
"Lunges at Edward Kha'Zix."
[EDG]
"Ed WARD!"
"Slices at Fnatic Kha'Zix."
[FNC]
"Argh, you may have gotten one lucky hit in, but I got three. You're done kid."
[EDG]
"Ed, ward?"
"Dies."
Meanwhile:
[KT]
"So we've met at last."
[IG]
"It's a shame one of us will have to knock the other out so early. This would have made a spectacular finale."
[KT]
"Killing you will be glorious enough, no matter when I do it."
[IG]
"So be it."
They battle in epic fashion. A flurry of blades and spikes. Both of them trading blows nearly evenly. But, as the dust settles, only one is left standing.
[IG]
"Next."
Meanwhile:
[C9]
"Woo, I love shooting my void spikes. Shooty shooty shooty. This is so much fun. Shwoosh!"
[AFS]
"ARRGH!"
"Gets impaled in the head and dies."
[C9]
"Woops, did I actually kill someone? Didn't know I could do that. Haha, that was pure luck."
Meanwhile:
[G2]
"I'll admit, you are tougher than I thought you would be."
[RNG]
"You're not so bad yourself."
[G2]
"Unfortunately, there is no hope for you. The wounds I've inflicted on you limit your mobility. As soon as you make a move I will counter it with a fatal blow."
[RNG]
"You talk big talk, but can you really, HANDLE THIS!"
[G2]
"Big mistake, DIE!"
[RNG]
"AHHH! So, you were right."
"Dies."
[G2]
"None can stand in my way!"
[IG]
"OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!"
[G2]
"WHAT-"
"Is already dead."
[IG]
"Next."
Meanwhile:
[C9]
"Oooh, I wonder where my next opponent is. Maybe I can get lucky again."
[FNC]
"Running at full speed." "HIYA!"
"Slashes."
[C9]
"Oh, that's smarts."
"Head falls off."
[FNC]
"Wow, you are so unimaginably bad. How in the worlds did you ever make it this far? Didn't even give me a challenge."
Some time later:
[IG]
"This is it, we are the last two standing."
[FNC]
"Give it a minute, it'll be just me."
[IG]
"So confident for one who has only killed easy opponents."
[FNC]
"Hey, you mind shutting up so I can kill you and get my league skins?"
"Charges."
[IG]
"Heh."
"Leaps out of the way."
[FNC]
"I was here before you and I'll be here after you, so let me kill you!"
FNC Kha'zix keeps attempting to attack IG Kha'Zix. But every one is a miss. He gets frustratingly close each time, but IG Kha'Zix always moves out of the way just in time. Leaving a quick strike in return. No serious wounds, just painful annoying cuts.
[FNC]
"COWARD, STOP RUNNING AND FIGHT ME!"
[IG]
"I thought maybe I should style on you, for the viewers at home. But if you insist, I will end you now."
[FNC]
"You are so confident for someone who can't-"
"Gets stabbed through the chest."
[IG]
"Can't what? I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"
[FNC]
"Agh, ugh, yug."
[IG]
"You only made it this far because you only faced the weakest opponents. You are nothing and don't deserve the recognition that second place gets you."
[FNC]
"Tryhard."
[IG]
"Cuts FNC Kha'Zix in half." "I win."
hasaki!
I'll be waiting for a draven skin to be on here :^) one day... one day.
still no black Friday sale?