New free champion rotation: Blitzcrank, Gragas, Quinn and more!

The Free Rotation, Episode 4:

"The Lunar Revel was a success, even if i had to work with those two idiots, corporate Nasus and art master Malzahar."

"I'm sorry sir, who are they?"

"Ah yes, you haven't met them yet. Corporate Nasus is the guy in charge of all the sales. He is however, extremely annoying, he thinks he is better than us all because he got the boss's old job."

"Oh yeah, i think i have heard his slogen. "Respect my Cain and ill dunk these prices in half." Makes me wanna buy from him."

"Don't talk like that! everyone knows i'm the main reason people buy champions with rp, not his silly little sales. Now about Malzahar, he is the guy in charge of entering the other dimensions, and capturing the other versions of champions, that we then use for skins. Be careful around him, his pet can be a bit nippy.

"So, what about this weeks free champions?"

"Well, i normally don't take requests, but this one Summoner has impressed me. So for him, i made Wukong and Aatrox free.

"That was actually nice of you."

"Its really more of a pr stunt, but they did fit with who should be free this week. From there, a lot of these champions are the subject of controversy. Either from a rework or a nerf, a lot of players have been angry. This week will show them that they are still good.

"!!!"

"There is an uproar in the room of freedom? Take me there now."

They ran into the room in which corporate gnar kept all the champions who aren't free.

"I..... Don't know how much longer i can go on."

"Mordekaiser, whats wrong?"

"Its dfg, without it, Morde just cant survive. Plus, we never got to say our goodbyes."

"I really don't know how much longer Morde can hold on like this. A lot of us are really hurting since it was removed."

"Guys, guys look, i throw my orb, and i move so fast. weeeeeeeeeeee, im so speedy. I feel great."

"Except Ahri, she is doing great, just great."

"I think you may be over doing it a little guys, most of you are just fine without it. Don't worry Morde, soon you will be buffed and people will want to play you again."

"Will i, once again, be able to... One shot the adc and use his soul as a weapon of mass destruction with my hard metal to destroy the entire enemy team single handily as they scream in pain?"

"Uuhhhh, yeah, lets go with that. If you guys really need to say goodbye to Deathfire grasp, i might be able to let Soraka arrange something next week?"

"You would actually do that for them?"

"Unhappy champions leads to them messing with stuff, which leads to issues during the free rotation. Sometimes they even break things about the whole league. Last time Hecarim got really upset about something, he broke Maokai, and we had to disable Maokai for days because he was becoming untargetable when Hecarim ran into him. Rather not have that happen again."

"I suppose you are right sir, i will get right on the preparations."

MEANWHILE:

"They will pay for what they have done, when they let me out, i shall make my escape. I will go after they who have killed my best friend, and i will make them suffer."

"Are you making small talk with your self again?"

"IS THAT A SHORT JOKE!!!!!!"

Just remember, everyone, if you're considering trying out Evelynn, it takes a lot of effort.

To move like that in heels.

99% more spontaneous reincarnations. 60% more minions filing for a restraining order. 25% more moments where you think you're invisible... but you're not. 50% more EPIC ESCAPES! 75% longer happy hour. 30% more bird-brained ADCs. 2% more arachnophobia among league players. 45% more untapped power... that should have remained untapped. 11% more heart-attacks. 37% more ulted decoys.

Well I thought I might give the statistics a go...So why not!!! 50% more blood stains that don't come out 97% more OP High-fives 36% more spikes 60% less skillshots hitting anything 110% more belly dancing 12% more bird lovers 72% more Pokemon jokes 49% more troll blue buff pulls 200% more of "Lady Luck" 45% more monkeying around

Thanks for Reading!

65% more living when killed

43% more pulled minions

12% more pink ward purchases(150% higher necessity of pink wards)

87% more wiffed ults

102% more drinking

35% more birds

86% more ulting tanks into the middle of the team

200% more playing with balls

50% more luck

63% more dizziness

and as always 101% of statistics made up on the spot

Ewww skarner

WHY NO YORICK

When was the last time Elise was free? I want to try her out :(

can you please release a new skin for . its been like 2.5 years...

it hasn't changed on the client yet rito pls fix.

Can we please list Blitz as a support instead of fighter?

Best part about this free week is seeing people fail at playing lmao

Ok, im gona give a shot at this. This is my first time doing so sorry if it's bad.

75% more reincarnation 500% more rocket grab under turret 33% more fail gank attempts 40% failed jukes with his e 55% more drunken accidents at lane 89% more running away by bird 99.99% GET OVER HERE THERE IS NO ESCAPE 230% more balls and minons flying 11% more ulting in front of you when at 10 health 999% more ult wasted on clone and 101% of them were made up on the spot

Great more hooks from blitz :( Need Poro Snax

I wanna use yorick and jayce and hecarim

Please Put next : (

Play too much LoL? There's help.

"I like Boys" - Ziggs, 2015

when will it update its wednsday here already

when will it update is wednsday here already

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

anyone else getting a problem where their league just goes black for like a second? It's really screwing me over at times,

One request, one question, one simple task- allow Elise to be free this upcoming week.