Champion and skin sale: 07.15 - 07.18

Well that was more fun then I remembered.

I still like Ascension more.

Well of course you do, but I actually had fun with that Dominion change.

Same, but I am worried about something.

Worry about what sir?

This is something that had disappeared and when it came back, it was different. I am worry that there is some power at play here that is changing maps. If it did that to Dominion, what else can it do?

GUYS!! GUYS!!!!

Oh hey Skarner here.

The **** is that!!!?

Oh it just Skarner. He harmless...unless you take one of his crystals. You..don't have a crystal right?

No...

Then you are fine.

EVERYONE!! The Rift! It there, but not there, and no gold from minions, and lasers, and defending, and-

SKARNER! Take a deep breath, gather your thoughts, and then speak in complete sentences.

Ok..ok..Deep Breath Half of Summoner Rift is gone!!!

What do you mean it gone?

Well half of the map is gone, there are no jungle monsters, and minions don't give gold anymore.

Then what do you do?

We try to destroy their nexus as fast as possible. We get cannons, shields, and little banners to super charge minions while the people on defense gets super lasers on their turrets, meteors, and other stuff. And the weird thing is once the nexus go down, we switch places and have to stop them for beating our time.

That sounds....pretty fun.

Are you kidding me? IT FREAKIN AWESOME!! Come on let go try it out before it goes back to normal.

YEAH!!!

I think I might like this place after all. Hey wait for me!

The End.

Notes: Mmmmm...now what should I write next. Leave suggestions if you want, I may do one of your ideas, I may mix some of them together, or just reading them will get a new idea flowing in my head. Till next week.

I kinda want to get the skin so that I can say in all chat "It's high noon..." and then ult in on somebody

'Smashes head on keyboard' (Pentakill!)

Riot Not Silly Swain

So when on earth is Atlantean coming on sale?

Stop making this bullshit and go fix your goddamn servers because they suck asses and you need to fix it every time you update because it lagged the shit out of me so stop wasting your time making these sales and go fucken fix the servers.

Oh and dont make an update if you cant do it without making the servers laggy asf

People say Yasuo uses skill. Spams Q and E. PENTAKILL. So much skill. I "carried" my team when I was using Yasuo for the first time. Lmao.

Logged in just to upvote. :)

When is going to be on sale :(

Finally, now people can stop calling me gay for playing Taric.

PLS TELL ME DARIUS HASNT BEEN ON SALE YET