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#A Corporate Matter Episode: Infernal Endings.

"So, how come we have to wear these stupid infernal outfits?"

"As Taliyah told us, there are no Infernal masters that are willing to teach the Eldertar. Unless they believe he is on their side."

"Fine, but this treasure better be worth it."

"Don't worry, it is amazing."

"SWEET KOREAN LUCIAN ULT DAMAGE! HOW DID YOU CATCH UP TO US."

"Giant, stone, pillars. Turns out that they let you get places really fast."

"But don't those like, destroy everything in their path? As well as create giant stone walls in terrible places. Which never work because every enemy has a dash. But none of your team does, or if they do they just forgot to use them."

"Oh, I never thought about that. Ummmmmmm, let's pretend that they don't."

"MY ORANGES! Ok, I give up, I am packing up my orange selling business and taking it somewhere safe."

"So, you are the Eldertar. Glad to see that you chose the right side. And wish to rule, instead of that stupid peace and love thing."

"Well, I do like to rule. As well as money, and watching underlings serve me. You know, you guys sure are right about this whole thing. We des-" "Gets kicked in the shin."

"Remember why we are here!"

"Wait, Taliyah. Aren't you one of the enemies? I mean, you can't even control fire. And I saw you with the other masters."

"Oh, I was sent to oversee the Eldertar's training. I got them all to trust me and I stole their most important secrets. Yeah, that's totally true, haha. Hail Hydra and all that. Besides, I can control lava, I think, which is kind of like fire."

"Alright, let's start your training. How about we do Pyroclasm first."

"Yeah, that's not going to happen."

"Ok, what about Pillar of Flame?"

"Nope."

"Well, everyone can do at least a level one fireblast."

"Everyone except me apparently."

"Can you build a fire?"

"Who do you think I am, Volibear Grylls?"

"Use a lighter?"

"My thumbs, they are too short!"

"I give up, you are the most useless Eldertar that has ever lived! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"

"Come on Brand, can't you pass him? I am sure he would be great at the infernal things, if only he had any actual skill or talent."

"BACK IN MY DAY, THE ELDERTAR COULD DO ALL THIS BY THE AGE OF FIVE! HE WOULD BE SETTING THE WORLD OF FIRE BEFORE HE WAS EVEN A MAN. THIS PEACE OF TRASH WILL NEVER PASS MY CLASS!"

"ROAR!!!!"

"YOU TELL 'EM, INFERNAL DRAKE!"

"YES, I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU, ELDERTAR! TIME TO COME WITH ME!"

"YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?"

"No, not you. You don't smell like you have any powers at all. Her!"

"Me? But I-."

"Yeah bud, I haven't got my prize yet. So I am the Eldertar."

"But, she smells like all four, and. Oh nevermind, I can kill you both."

"That's the spirit!"

"Gentleman Kog'Maw, what are you doing over there?"

"To be honest, I don't really know anymore."

"I REQUIRE BLOOD!"

"Oh great, my crazed younger brother is here. Looks like I will get to fight ever more people."

"Mhmmmm, I smell a traitor. Time to die!"

"What? I'm not a traitor. I swear I had no idea that the Eldertar was working for the enem-." "Gets sliced and diced."

"Muhahahahaheh!"

"Wheres the counterplay." "Cough cough." "Dies."

"Now, I know what you are going to say, uncle. That Scorched Earth Renekton is my brother, and we should try and get along."

"No, he is crazy and needs to go down."

"NOTHING CAN STOP ME, NOTH-"

"Chomp."

"Dear Rito, that Dragon just ate him. I think I am going to be sick."

"..."

"You know, getting unbanished and going home isn't worth getting eaten. I never even liked that place anyways. See y'all. You can go back with them, Uncle."

"Well since the old master died. I guess that makes me the new one. So that means I am able to pass you. Congrats, you are now the full Eldertar!"

"Sweet, what do I get?"

"You get the eternal love and devotion."

"Really, love, that's the treasure. No, this isn't some sappy ending thing. I didn't learn no life lesson. I can't believe we wasted a whole four-part story arc for this."

"Of the Elder Dragon. You get your very own Dragon."

"Screee!!!!!!"

"Oh, Nevermind. A Dragon is really awesome. But you know, I'm not into this whole, helping people, thing. So Taliyah, why don't you take care of bringing world peace in my place? You're probably a lot more qualified for it anyway."

"I would be my honor. I shall use my mastery over all four elements to do it."

"Yeah, that's great. Well, back to the office. HI-HO ELDER, AWAY!"

#The Arcade Update: 6/13/16

Hello everyone, I make The Arcade every week when the free champ rotation comes out, and I have fun with it. I do have "sad" news however, Episode 5 will be delayed due to having to visit family in California. Don't worry, it will be back on the 27th! I will be trying to make the best episode possible in the meantime.

TL;DR, No episode this week, or next week.

Why is difficulty 5?

and , huh. LOW ELO. PREPARE FOR THE JG HELL! and then everyone in bot lane will be concussed by . (mean while in top lane) DEMACIA! IM TOTALLY A META TOP LANER. PREPARE FOR MY LCS MADNESS!

WE CAN SEE U BRO

Garen is more difficult than Kindred? [zombie-brand-facepalm]

OFC I JUST BOUGHT VAYNE 2 DAYS AGO (i hate my life)

Of course, I buy kindred and find out they're going to be free :) #permabanned

So because Kindred's in the rotation, are you going to nerf her capability of ruthlessly slaughtering every freaking jungler in the game and buff her capability of jungle farming? Because the last one didn't cut it.

I NEED SOMEONE TO GIFT ME SYNDRA :) plssss... i've been a very good boy [zombie-nunu-hearts]

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Mm syndra

GG freelo volibear is gonna stomp bronze T_T

GG DOUBLELIFT

My Smurf account thanks you.

The AIDS awareness free-week.

Garen is more difficult than Kindred? HA

Having Twitch be a free to play champ gave me an excuse to play him top lane (btw I'm already a tier 6 twitch) Later- got 2 S and a pentakill on twitch top with ghost/flash Looking forward to getting that last S for that sweet Kreygasm mastery level 7

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