New free champion rotation: Aatrox, Annie, Kalista and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
A Corporate Matter: Episode 31.
"I'm so bored."
"Why is that?"
"Gentleman kog'maw is off doing who knows what, and i kinda liked him here. But don't tell him i said that. I already did all my work today. So now i am just bored."
"Why don't you come on a walk with me. I know this beautiful path by the pond."
"You mean, leave here and go to the outernet?"
"Shudders"
"Yeah, it will be fun."
"Wow, i really am desperate. Ok, lets go."
A little while later:
"Jeez, its cold out here."
"Come on you big baby, you have all that fur."
"Well its not like. Hey, is that Project: Yasuo?"
"Yeah, its me."
"What are you doing out here, i thought you were a techno type person, not nature."
"Evidently i am too human for the new projects. So, i decided to embrace my identity and be one with nature. I am also doing something that they can't."
"And, what is that?"
"Getting really, really, really, drunk."
"Slurp"
"I am supposed to heal all wounds. So, tell me what happened, it should help you.'
"Hiccup" "Fine, here is what happened when i first got back to my lair."
Earlier:
"Who are you people?"
"We are the projects."
"But, i thought i was an only child?"
"Not anymore, bub."
"What are you doing in my lair, is that a minion. What have you done to the poor thing. Oh my, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!"
"We are upgrading them, for the cause."
"Thats not right, they don't even match us. Besides, they don't have any particles. We are all 1350 or above, how can we justify that price with no new particles on the minions."
"I also upgraded our spawn effects, now powered by the sun."
"I will not stand for this."
"Then sit."
"Sigh" "I will just get rid of all this when i talk to our creator."
"Good luck, he won't be back until October. But yeah, he will probably get rid of these amazing minions and stuff when he gets back."
"Alright, now you four need to-"
"But there is five of us."
"I only see- HOLY !@#$, WHAT IS THAT MONSTER!!!!!!!"
"SWORDS, I LIKE SWORDS. LOOK AT ME SWORDS. I GOT A TWO IN ONE SWORD. I'M DARTH MAUL NOOBS, PREPARE TO BE MY QUI GON."
"Yeah, thats our leader. They went a little overboard on him."
"ALL FIVE OF US PROJECTS, RECALL. TIME TO SHOW OFF AND BE THE MOST BROKEN CHAMPIONS WE CAN BE. WITH SWORDS."
"Can i be part of the cool recall animation too? I mean, Leona and Lucian line up back to back for theirs, which is amazing. I wanna join. No, you are just going to leave me. Fine, then i guess i will go and sit in a corner."
"Sobs"
Back to the present:
"I didn't want to show them that there is a sword in my boot anyways."
"Oh, i am so sorry for you."
"Why do they get all the cool stuff. I could have at least gotten an icon. But jokes on them. I heard that Zed went supa cray cray and attacked them all. While Leona just left."
"Why can't Fiora get drunk. i mean she has a face and all."
"Boss, you can't just ask why someone can't get drunk."
"You ever really looked at that face, it ain't human. I don't even think it can move. Its really freaky."
"Alright, i think i should go back to someplace inside, all this fresh air is starting to kill me."
"The fresh air can't kill you, sir."
"Oh yeah? Omen said the same thing, and look how it ended for him."
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40% more "I thought I killed you"
25% more Tibbers
15% more failed carries
57% more OOM
120% less movement
69% more balls
300% more bakers and failed drops
72% more chasing
22% more rakes
13% more first bloods
wasnt Kalista free like 2 weeks ago
Is it just me, or do some of those difficulty bars need updating?
Vladimir really loves Bloody Mary! ...She's his girlfriend...
One day itll be me

kalista again? woah.. she got no respect. lol
I JUST BOT ANNY RITO PLZ
Can
be free next week pls rito? its been 4 months since he has been free :(
Why does
,
,
,
, or
always in the free of the week. Like can there please be one week where the bot lane is not a mirror match? #free
Yet another week without Gragas being in the rotation.
"dam frogalicious jukes"
PLS MAKE TRUNDLE AS FREE ROTATION ON TUESDAY PLEASEEEEEE!!!!!!
No, ANNNIEEEEEE
Jesus. these free champion rotations are so good. What did you do riot? Is this your apology for the juggernauts?
balls
sooooo much BALLS!!! 
wow
RIP top lane 
ONE DAY
will be free. At least we got close this time. (Last time, we had both Talon and Cass in the same rotation so I have high hopes for next week.)
Not too fond of anything this week seeing as I either own the champions or just don't really care for them?
can be in free week again, but
can't have a fucking cigar?!!
I love free rotation. I've made it into kinda a draft game. Play champs on rotation, find ones that you love, buy one before Tuesday lol. I chose someone over
last time. Here's my chance to play her into "buybuybuy" territory.
looks like no
top for me this week -_- 