New free champion rotation: Akali, Hecarim, Vi and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE .
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE .
See you on the Fields of Justice!
A Corporate Matter, Episode 9 ¾:
"Where is little underling weirdo?"
"Right here boss, what brings you down to my office?"
"Me have word regarding your career here."
"Alright, tell me what it is?"
(Yes, i'm finally going to get that raise i have worked for.)
"Well, me has seen what you doing around here, your work has not going unnoticed. Me has decided what we paying you for not equal what you worth."
"Ok"
(I wonder how big it will be, maybe now i can buy that shiny new golden black cleaver for my wall.)
"So, me has made decision to"
(Oh, here it comes)
"Fire you and replace you with Corporate Teemo."
"I'm so glad my-..........."
"Me not really that sorry to tell you."
"..............."
"Hey, Gragas is here, he said something about going around and collecting all the old cases of Graggy ice. Because they where poisoned or something. You don't happen to have any, do you?"
".............."
"Ok, what did you do to him, did he drink some of the Graggy ice?"
"Me fire him, now he just twitch like one of Mundo's play pets."
"Fire me, you fire me, i will show you."
"ROAR!!!! YOU DARE FIRE ME, I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU! FACE THE WRATH OF MEGA GNAR!"
"Corporate Teemo, please use sleepy dart on scary thingy."
"Ok boss."
"pfthhh"
"THAT WONT WORK ON ME YOU LITTLE Y-"
It worked on him.
Some time later:
"Look, he is waking up now."
"Uhh, what happened?"
"..."
"That piece of-"
"Quick Sona, play a calm song before he gets himself shot again."
"..."
"Ok, ok. You know i hate that song. boss, How could you replace me with this loser?"
"He used be soldier, fought in very tough jungle. Me need that strength around office, keep employees in line."
"And i will be great at it, no more fun adventures or slacking off around here. I shall trap the whole place up, anyone goes anywhere they aren't supposed to and they get bombed."
"Me give you moment to say goodbye."
"Well, i'm going to miss, the money i get from this job. Oh and you guys a little too, but mostly the money. I might have to go back to that horrible job with renger, i vowed to never do that again."
"Maybe if you're lucky he will mistake your ugly face for a monster and kill you."
"Well, looks like i finally found someone more cold and uncaring than you Corporate gnar, i'll miss you."
"..."
"I know Sona, we have been through a lot, i don't want me to leave either."
"You no have to, me only joke about fire you. April fools.
"I-i-i............"
"You are one sick and twisted man corporate mundo."
"Me know, it ain't easy being mundy."
"So wait, what happens to me?"
"Me no care, Corporate Mundo no like you."
"I wish i hadn't quit my old job like that now."
Earlier:
"I GOT HIRED! I don't have to work at this stupid factory anymore."
"I though you liked being my understudy."
"I couldn't hate anything more, my new job will win me back Tristana and pay greatly. Your inventions are stupid. Also, i left some traps around, have fun with those."
"Ok then, i guess i can work by myself just fine. let my just go get my wrench.
"boom"
"AHHHH OWAHAHOW"
Back to now:
"Please, can i just have any job?"
"No"
"You'll regret that. You don't seem to realize my situation here. I will not be stopped. Not by you, or the Teemo haters, or Corporate Gnar, or anyone. I will rule this Company or see it burnt to ashes around me! If you try to get in my way—"
"Just shut up already."
"You will see me again, then you shall pay."
"Disappears"
"Well, that fun. Corporate Mundo see you again underling."
"Do you think we should be worried about him?"
"Nah, he seems tough, but really isn't that strong. as long as he doesn't know about my secret weakness to knives, we should be completely fine."
"Interesting, i better start practicing."
(Happy early april fools everybody. And here's to a good urf day this march 32nd.)
100% more ganks spoiled by giant ninja cloud circles giving away her position ahead of time.
86% more dangerous bushes.
1000% more homeguard enchants used improperly.
500% more rockets fired wildly into the fog of war.
45% more failed attempts to get the xpeke steal.
50% more players packing shades on the rift.
60% more vampires avoiding the rift.
32% more heavy metal.
okay maybe a little more heavy metal. And 60% more supports stealing kills and carrying the team.
50% more punching first a- BOOM scratch that, 35% more getting hit by rockets fired wildly into the fog of war.
30% more ul- SHINY GOLD CHAMPION
"Hehehe, I love that ult"
okay, in a short while, more ultimates gone horribly, horribly awry.
Hecarim free week? I guess the jungle will be puts on sunglasses a nightMARE.
Vi and Jinx on the same Free Rotation? I see what you did there, Rito.
Mordekaiser es número uno hue hue hue 
As a newer player (level 8), the next champion I was going to buy was
... I plan on maining her if I like her enough. This helps.
GET TO DA CHOPPA!
Did you really just put Hecacopter and Sona on free week for URF??????? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Riot why? I own all, but Morde 
HECACOPTER SwiftRage
LOL Garen is one of my mains, so
vs.
in Blind Pick is gonna be hilarious.
urf mode is back more
q way more
q
lol i found the story funny
Was so mean :I
is legit the best champion rotation