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lightdragoon8865 votes
Tell me the truth Doctor. Is my Mustache going to be alright?
I'm afraid it worst than I thought. This disease is not only making your mustache disappear, but it also destroying the source of where your hair grows.
What do you mean?
I mean that it going to be impossible to grow a new mustache. Willpower, surgery, even magic will do nothing. I'm afraid that the only thing that you can grow is...a goatee.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Braum Bedroom
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Deep Breath
Poro?
I am fine my friend. Just a bad dream.
Poro? Poro poro
Yeah. That is last time I mix Graggy Ice with Goat Milk. Oh no.
Poro?
I wasn't the only one that had that drink. Remember? We had the drinks over at Ashe and Tryndamere place.
Oh that is not good.
Yeah I know-!? Did you just speak?
Ummm...Poro poro.
........
.......
I must still be dreaming.
cody dong4 votesBraum is powerless without his mustache >:O! Also, I didn't know poros could say "Poro" :P Good job as always lightdragoon!
Morning Star Lee5 votesI admit this is amusing, but the typing errors littered throughout are too annoying for me to ignore...
lightdragoon885 votesYeah sorry about writing errors.
GetToTheLantern1 votesWell done lightdragoon88 but I can't help but wonder what's ashe and tryn gonna dream about... haha ashe dreams that the freljord starts melting.
Carnage1 votesXD this one is really funny. good work
KBingo6 votesSo apparently poros are Pokemon?
Starblaster1110 votesNo they are not Pokemon, they are Poromon.
WaterLord081 votes pikachu
Solari Fortune2 votes Porochu
Starblaster111 votesLOL that is what I was gonna reply to him. ;p
lightdragoon885 votes Poro!!!
A Wild Glaceon7 votes1 cup of 
Goat milk
2 cans of 
Ice
Mix, mix, mix... 
Serve cold.
ToxicTurtle12 votesyes if u want premium milk squeeze udders, then u shake the milk, and boom u have a premium milkshake
Aelam2208 votesI thought you couldn't milk those?.?
Urethra Danklin1 votesSinged, the greatest mixologist in Runeterra. Even can make a pretty mean beach cocktail.
Xean1232 votesbraum bedroom needs to be braum's bedroom but I LOVE THIS STORY THANK YOU LIGHTDRAGOON
Solari Fortune13 votesHey LightDragoon I made up my own little story for Lunar Revel
Ugh I'm bored, why couldn't we go to the festival this year?
Because last time we went Jinx blew up half of the city
Come on Jinx hasn't done anything in a week I bet she went to celebrate
We're not going and that's that
Knocking on door
Akali? What are you doing here? and why are you all burnt up?
I think this belongs to you two... pulls Jinx up to door by her hair
Ow Ow Ow, knock it off! Oh Hey Fat Hands you sure did miss an awesome party
I couldn't think of anything past this point but I feel I did good for my first story :D
Solari Fortune10 votesJust thought if this little part
Jinx, don't come back to Ionia, ever
Aww come on I didn't do anything, sides Kat killed like 50 people and you didn't go after her
Katarina didn't mount a rocket onto one of our ancient statues and try to launch it as a firework
Still was an awesome explosion
DSRM Mobius1 votesI know this is going to sound really stupid but what is the Lunar Revel?
DSRM Mobius1 votesLove your stories Lightdragoon. what I also love Is how your stories are inspiring others to write to. its really cool.
lightdragoon882 votesthank you
chucknorris70410 votes
"this one's for you kid"
SinfulSaint01025 votesTomorrow's sale was six days ago. Wat
TheEmptyOne12 votesIkr
TheEmptyOne13 votes
LOG_57: BRAUM_LOG_1
humming
Hello, Braum. May I offer you a special ingredient?
Ah, hello, Cassie. (please note these two are close friends [or are they?]) Sure, I'll use anything for my mixture of Graggy Ice and my goat's milk.
Thank you, I needed that to get off my hands. Bye, Braum!
Goodbye! Ah, I'll visit Tryndamere and Ashe, then.
at Tryndamere's house
Hello, my friends.
Hi.
Hey. What's that you got in your hand, Braum?
'Tis fine goat's milk with yordle hair mixed with something a friend gave me. And Graggy Ice too.
Ah, that Graggy Ice has been causing trouble for many. You might want to be careful.
Well, anyways, I got three-Hey, where'd the third one go?
It's probably Trundle, he's always stealing things these days.
Sorry, Ashe. It looks like you can't drink it.
It's okay, I didn't want to drink it, anyways.
Well, Tryndamere, cheers!
Cheers, Braum! drinks
drinks
Good job, Rito. Apparently this sale came out 2 days before the previous one.
Sniff this unit3 votesthey should put hydro thunder hurricane on sale
StealthedChaos3 votesI honestly think the Draven jokes are getting old.......
Spooky Spooker1 votesDoes Draven age? No.
Xean1231 votesdraven is the best
i bought his ward
StealthedChaos1 votes.....No comment -_-
Camping Dragon1 votesWhy are Jax hands still purple in his Gladiator Skin, I feel like there is a texture error there.
King Dellron8 voteshe's wearing gloves.
SupahDoodle1 votesplz put prom queen annie on sale!!!!
Duksing Chau1 votesthey probably will put a annie skin on sale since everything they add a new skin for a champion they mostly always add one of the original skins for exmaple this week its the ashe skin but marauder ashe is coming out soon just like sweetheart annie then again guess maybe sweetheart annie will come out after the other skins? i think its certainly possible
KDA over GPA1 votes Here's to you kid
CryticalHit1 votesTime to buy jarvan and draven. :D
Pucking Purrfect1 votesThat j4's skin ugly as hell tho
Ansel Malfoy1 votesI actually wanna buy other one. :(
Primadonna1 votesI have been waiting for Sherwood Forest Ashe's sale for a while now. The League of Legends gods have shone their light on me. Haunted Zyra next please!
The Reignmaker1 votesI own all these skins.
J4's just got a visual upgrade and looks really good.
The Ashe skin is a classic, if just a simple recolor.
The Jax artwork is better than the actual skin. It suffers from the size shrinkage (like a lot of Riot skins), though the bit of unique VO is kinda cool.
Candy Warhol1 votesNeed Wicked Lulu to go on sale soon rito 
Pucking Purrfect1 votesRiot please 
PotOfWeed1 votes
HA
DaBeast0541 votes
hi
Hell Week1 votesthat darkforge j4 looks like something out of skyrim.
