New free champion rotation: Fiora, Talon, Zyra and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: Come on, spam your Q baby, do the Carry. I know you can't fail your team any longer
(Take this to get you in the mood.)
"Huh, where am I?"
"You are at el festival! Come, dance party and have fun."
"Procedes to samba."
"I ain't dancing like some damn fool. I need to- Why can't I remember anything? NO, IT WASN'T THE MUSHROOM JUICE SKARRL! When I lose my memory from that it feels like I just watched eight hours of bad sitcoms. No, this feels like I got kicked in the head by a mule. I bet this invisible badgers did this."
"Maybe you party too hard. Best cure is party more. Come, dance at festival with happy peoples."
"I already told you, I AIN'T THE DANCIN' KIND! Besides, I was doing something important. I just can't remember."
"Nothing more important than festival. You be dancer once the music hit you. Come with Festival Queen Anivia."
"Why do you want me to go with you so badly? You wouldn't be up to something, would you?"
"No no no, only want all to experience magic of festival."
"THIS IS THE POLICE, COME OUT OF THE BUILDING WITH YOUR WINGS UP AND YOUR DEATHCAP ON THE FLOOR!"
"THE FUZZ! Time to make like No Man's Sky and take my money and run."
"Stop in the name of the law!"
"Curse my lack of mobility."
"We have a warrant. Festival Queen Anivia, you are under arrest for the possession of narcotics."
"And we taking you to jail for having drugs."
"That's what I just said."
"Oh, then why did you say it all confusing like?"
"Wait, now I remember. Someone was dealin' to employees at my company. I was trying to find out who and then. YOU TRIED TO ONESHOT ME!"
"Yep, right here. Noob tears. The saltiest stuff on earth. Since it can only be gotten by being a toxic jerk or feeding loser, it's highly illegal. But still, trolls get high off the stuff. And here you are with crates of it."
"I can't have this stuff around the office. You have no Idea what those wackjobs come up with when they on something. NO, MY MUSHROOM JUICE IS FINE. I AIN'T THE ONE IN CHARGE OF BALANCE!"
Sometime ago:
"So like, what if I made another banshee's veil. But you got to choose when to put the shield up. And what if it also made you an assassin as well as giving magic resist."
"Me just notice, some yordle have five finger. Other have four. Player no like inconsistency. Look like Corporate Mundo need break out shears again."
"Bruh, I never saw that before. Wait, I never seen much before. Hey Cho, pass back the tears. And have some cheesers."
"Here you are, but no more food for me. I am at six stacks and can't possibly eat any more."
"You just gave me the perfect idea! Wait, why is Cho'Gath here?"
"I'm not, you have had too many tears."
Present day:
"I never saw those tears before. I go party over away, you have fun."
"Puts wall and ult up."
"SHE'S TRYING TO GET AWAY!"
"LIKE HELL SHE IS, CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!"
"MI ES CC, IT DO NOTHING."
"Well, I think he will provide her with the appropriate punishment. Let's go get some donuts."
"But, what about all these drugs."
"We are just cops. We are only supposed to make the arrests. I'm pretty sure the police department has people for this kind of thing."
"And that's why you're the captain and not me."
YOINK
GOTTA GO FAST
When she times the parry right
Hes helping
GTFO
MUST. NOT. MAKE. BIRD. JOKE
where did my health bar go
God what a troll
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
I hate gardening
I can't wait to go into blind pick as fiora and get a mirror match, then it will be a true display of skill! (and if im supporting, zyra is getting banned)
Can Shaco use his Q permanently cause I never wanna see him again
Can't wait for the first time shaco's on my team
*goes into the free champ rotation and sees
and
*....
What do I do that's too many to ban along with
and
... Im scared

Live and die by the blade 
Draven was enough last rotation, now you're giving us Twitch? Alongside Talon and Shaco as well, do you wish for the end of ADCs?
Huh. Me and my bro were guessing who was gonna be in it, and we called both
and 
The others were
,
, and I can't remember the last one. XD
i own 4/10 O_o
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Not a fun week for ADCs or Supports. Me is sad. 
I kinda wish that the free rotation would be all really difficult/complex champs once XD It'd be really amusing.
Wait, the free to play champions get picked a lot in Arurf! i dont want to face a Fiora, Shaco, Blitz, and Zyra! Rito what have you done!?
Literally just bought talon...
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