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lightdragoon8864 votes
** Blitzcrank file #10. I have not seen Jarvan IV in quite some time. I have had his next date ready but he has seem to disappear. I wonder where he is?**
Oh my head. Where am I?
You are where I want you to be.
Evelynn!? Why am I here and am I chain to the wall?
We are going to do something that you are going to enjoy after a while.
I don't think I will enjoy this.
That's what all the guys I bring here say the first time. But now they come back by themselves often to get it again.
Gulp
Knock Knock Knock
Who is it?
It's me.
!!!
Come in.
Thank you. !? Oh Hi Jarvan.
Shyvana please save me!!!
Save you? Ok but after Evelynn is done with me.
WHAT!!?
She on a weekly visit.
But you were closed last week, And I need it RIGHT NOW!!!
Ok ok, sit down right there and we will start right away.
Oooohhh...yesssssss...this feels fantastic.
You're...You're...giving her a Mani-Pedi
Well yeah what did you expect?
Umm..nevermind. But why am I chained to this wall again?
Well when I try to give you one, you were extremely ticklish. You ended up hitting your head on the wall and knocking yourself out. I had to make sure you didn't do that again so I had to chain you up.
Makes sense...I guess...
Less talk, more Mani-Pedi.
LoliOG4 votes That's what all the guys I bring here say the first time. But now they come back by themselves often to get it again. !!!!!
shouldnt it be ?
and keep up the good work
lightdragoon8813 votesWhat you talking about? I see there...oh wait..her passive went off..don't see her anymore.
Shovelry6 votesUm, not to be rude in any way, I just had a little constructive criticism. I really enjoy reading these, but the grammatical errors are kind of distracting from the story. If the story was grammatically correct it would be much more easy to read. Keep up the good work.
lightdragoon887 votesIt wasn't rude in anyway.
I know my grammar is not the best. Most of the time I am writing this as soon as I wake up so I am still sleepy when I am putting them down. I just did a quick edit to it to correct some HORRIBLE grammar errors. Hope it more readable. :D
Chr0nosReaper3 votesSo its a MANi-Pedi?
Fuzzyears8 votesHilarious story Lightdragoon! (I vote for 
or 
next)
GetToTheLantern3 votesHeck that's an amazing idea I personally love leo so I'd totally vote for them also oh and lightdragoon88 try bringing in a jealous pantheon to the mix like man dropping into there picnic or something. Thanks =D
lightdragoon887 votesOh don't worry. I already have an idea for these 3. I think I'll do it on Thursday sale.
Starblaster111 voteslet me guess they are gonna fight each other for jarvin.
lightdragoon885 votesNot even close.
Chr0nosReaper1 votesYeah they would fight over him!:)
Pumisis1 votesOr on him
DSRM Mobius18 votesHAHA Laughed So hard when Came in!
Great Story, Keep It Up Dude!
Deeyore4 votesThat... was so unexpected haha I love these!
lightdragoon883 votesThat what I was going for.
Ayame Isaki2 votes
Observes her nails as she moves her hands out from under the drier, Great job as always, Evelynn.
Turns his attention to the ninja, You need to stop appearing like that!
I've been here for awhile. It isn't my fault you knocked yourself out before I arrived.
Sighs.
Awesome job lightdragoon88!
I vote since I've been playing her a lot lately.
Leo Jäger3 votes has a dirty mind... lol
Pumisis3 votesRemember New Year's?
lightdragoon885 votes WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT!!!!
WaterLord081 votesNo one ever notices that the last time there was a blitz files was #11, and this is #10
Carnage1 votesis 
in the story
ShadoeWolfe1 voteskeep it up man, i look forward to these every sale :)
CloudMunchlax4 votesgrab these champions and skins 50% off for a limited time
Don't tell me what to do Rito
Rustfire4 votes Hey! Hey Diana!
Hey.
Hey Diana!
What's up?
THE SUN, YOU LITTLE B*TCH! GET OWNED!
;-;
3ZU4ZNvRNW3 votesOkay, so I was wondering if anyone has a guess for when the season will start?
THEBLUECOW200152 votesIf only I had just bought viktor with that 6300 ip
League of Scrub1 votes4800 now
Sad But True2 votes
Awesome!
Laughing Fish2 votesI just bought Creator Viktor 2 days ago...
Laughing Fish2 votesThanks, I submitted a ticket. Hopefully I can get a partial refund.
Pørourf1 voteslightdragoon saves the day once again
lightdragoon884 votesAnd all I ask for in return is RP...I mean your thanks.
Yes..just your thanks...<_<
Laughing Fish1 votesTricky move there.
lightdragoon882 votesInnocent whistle
Keny McCormick5 votesI did the same thing with Sona and IP. Go through your launcher > store > Purchases then under Action get a refund. You only get 3 so make it worth it.
Laughing Fish3 votesThanks, but I used all my refunds before level 10 lol. I didn't realize you could never get more, and didn't research champions on outside sources before buying them lol. I made a LOT of mistakes my first few levels.
Yosheë4 votesSame here, wish they gave at least one more per season :/
SoryInAdvance2 votesyou can contact riot. i've heard that they are normally willing to refund it if a person bought something within a few days of going on sale.
Laughing Fish2 votesYeah thanks, I did that. They refunded me :)
Northwake3 votesHaha I feel you. I refunded champs that I ended up buying rather soon after I refunded them. I used my 400 level 3 rp on pantheon when he was on sale.
Behquonux2 votesI used mine up fairly quickly too I remember a time that I refunded a galactic nasus skin during a random skin event once to get another galactic nasus skin that was my final refund I think it was mid S3 ish when that happened
CloudMunchlax2 votesNot sure why this guy got dvoted. Just because his advice doesn't apply to you (how was he supposed to know?) doesn't mean his advice wasn't constructive and with good-intention.
grimreaper4081 votesDRAVEN PLZZZZZ!!!!
grimreaper4081 votes
SKIN PLEASE!!!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING!!!!
grimreaper4081 votesI have been waiting for a skin ….. Its been 5+months
byunghoney1 votes OOOH IM GETTING THISS
many1qqwqewe1 votes
skins are gooodddd meanly when they are in the saleee (khazix voice)
Gunnar126881 votesIt would be much appreciated if sales went for IP too not just RP, js
