** Blitzcrank file #10. I have not seen Jarvan IV in quite some time. I have had his next date ready but he has seem to disappear. I wonder where he is?**
Oh my head. Where am I?
You are where I want you to be.
Evelynn!? Why am I here and am I chain to the wall?
We are going to do something that you are going to enjoy after a while.
I don't think I will enjoy this.
That's what all the guys I bring here say the first time. But now they come back by themselves often to get it again.
Gulp
Knock Knock Knock
Who is it?
It's me.
!!!
Come in.
Thank you. !? Oh Hi Jarvan.
Shyvana please save me!!!
Save you? Ok but after Evelynn is done with me.
WHAT!!?
She on a weekly visit.
But you were closed last week, And I need it RIGHT NOW!!!
Ok ok, sit down right there and we will start right away.
Oooohhh...yesssssss...this feels fantastic.
You're...You're...giving her a Mani-Pedi
Well yeah what did you expect?
Umm..nevermind. But why am I chained to this wall again?
Well when I try to give you one, you were extremely ticklish. You ended up hitting your head on the wall and knocking yourself out. I had to make sure you didn't do that again so I had to chain you up.
Makes sense...I guess...
Less talk, more Mani-Pedi.