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Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
#A Corporate Matter Episode: Omega Squad: Seige
"Alright, the building is mostly empty. Except for Corporate Gnar and his lackeys. They are working late tonight."
"Do we have a game plan sarge?"
"I'm in charge, so if you are going to ask anyone if there is a game plan, it will be me."
"Alright, do we have a game plan, Colonel?"
"I know nothing about this op, so we are going to let the Sergeant come up with this plan."
"Alright, here is how it's going to go down."
"First, Lieutenant, you are going to blow the door bottom door clean open. That will distract them from our real assault."
"Oh this door is going is going to be in so many pieces when I'm done. CHARGE IS SET. ON MY MARK, 3, 2, 1 BOOM!"
The Artillery 
"What was that noise?"
"Sounded like an explosion in the main lobby. I'M ON IT!"
"You will keep that stupid guard dog occupied in the main lobby. By this time I will have located them with my drone and have relayed the location to the Colonel, who is waiting on the roof. After we have confirmation that Guard Dog Warick is in the lobby. I want you to grapple in through the window, guns blazing."
"A possible terrorist attack in our lobby is the perfect time for tea. It calms the nerves and-"
"Swings in through window." "WOO HOO! DIE CORPORATE SCUM, DIE!"
The Commander 
"Oh dear, OH DEAR, OH DEAR! SOMEONE HELP M-"
"Gets shot down."
"Now that he knows whats going on. Corporate Gnar is going to send his overpowered assistant after you. Lucky for us, Private will have slipped in through the closet window and is going to take Sona out from behind."
"Oh no, we are under attack. You take care of them, I'll be hiding."
"..."
"Oh what, you want some?"
"Not on my watch, DIE!"
The Saboteur 
"Presses Q and one-shots them both."
"Now unfortunately for us, Private is incompetent at his job and nearly gets both of them killed. However, by this time Doc should have snuck in and will be able to take out Sona as she still has cooldowns. Then he can revive the rest of the team."
"HI!"
"Unloads full clip into Sona."
The Medic 
"Uhhhh, please help."
"I do everything around here. Come on, get up."
"While Doc is helping the team back up. Soraka is going to attempt a clutch and charge in. But she is going to suffer a very tragic end as she walks right in front of the window I am aiming at."
"It's up to me to save the day, FEAR THE BANA-"
"Gets shot in the head."
"Do you know what an artist and a sniper have in common? I'm both."
"Now that we have eliminated all resistance. I can climb in through top window and take my prize. He will be hiding behind his desk, just like the coward he is."
"PLEASE DON'T I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"
"Don't worry, you aren't. At least not yet."
"Grabs Corporate Gnar by the collar."
The Satan 
"Please, help me!"
"I take it back, that yordle is a perfect example of what a Teemo should be."
"Alright, so that's the plan. Any questions?"
"Yes. Do I have to fail at killing Sona?"
"You don't have to, but we all know you are going to."
"Why do you guys always bother with making a plan. You ain't gonna follow it. It's always something along the lines of: "This ain't ranked, so who cares about a plan. I'm going in guns blazing." Then I get blamed when I can't revive all your stupid asses."
"Well, we are sticking to the plan this time, let's go."
"Ughhh, I can't find them on my drone. Screw it, we are going in blind. Lieutenant, blow that damn door already!"
"I tried, but it's made out of concrete and not solid steel, I can only blow through steel and wood."
"This is boring. I'M GOING IN!"
"Colonel, wait for my signal."
"Screw you, I'm in charge!"
"Jumps in through the window."
"BREACH AND CLEAR, BREACH AND CLEAR BOYS! DIE DIE D- Wait, I'm stuck in the wall. Somebody help, I landed in the wall. I'm on top of the laundry basket and I can't get out."
"Alright, I'm on the balcony. Time to shine, I'm throwing a flashbang and going in."
"Throws flashbang in the window."
** "BREACH AND CLEAR, BREACH AND- OH DEAR RITO, I FLASHED MYSELF! I CAN'T SEE I CAN'T S-"**
"Falls off balcony."
"Ughh, I'll go down and get him."
"Accidentally hits the vault button instead of the rappel button."
"WHAT? IT SAID RAPPEL, WHY ARE THEY THE SAME BUTTON? WHY WOULD I WANT TO VAULT TH-"
"Hits the ground and breaks legs."
"Alright, I made it in. I don't see them an- Hang on, I hear something."
"WHO'S THERE? COME INTO THIS WALL AND FACE ME!"
"It's just me Colonel. Have you seen any of our targets?"
"Nope, I don't think they are in this part of the building."
"I guess I have to do everything mys-"
"Steps in bear trap."
"OH DEAR RITO, THAT HURTS! Ughghgh, come on, let go of my leg. I'm free, my leg is really messed up, but I can still carry this mission, Just gotta make it up this flight of stairs."
Many flights of stairs later:
"Crawls into Corporate Gnars office." "WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY STAIRS!"
"AHHHH! Is someone there?"
"Whats with the screaming? Omega Squad Teemo? You are here late, I was just about to go home. Really? You have left a trail of blood on all the stairs and now half my office."
"Surrender now and I will spare your life."
"Surrender? Wait, are you trying to take my job again?"
"Don't act like you don't know. You managed to defeat my whole team."
"You have a team now?"
"So you are saying my team just managed to defeat itself? Then what's with the bear trap I stepped in."
"We have rats, really big rats."
"How many times must I tell you, he works here. He's Corporate Jinx's guard. Stop trying to catch him in a bear trap."
"Oh right. Well, I'm sure someone will take care of the traps."
"AH, MY LEG!"
"This was supposed to be my time to win. I finally found out what I was missing, what you had over me. How, how do you always beat me?"
"You wanna know why I always win against you?"
"Yes, please tell me."
"You really want to know?"
"TELL ME, I CAN'T TAKE IT!"
"Are you sure?"
"FOR THE LOVE OF RITO, TELL ME!"
"I HAVE PLOT ARMOR BITCH! NOW GET OF OF MY OFFICE!"
"Launches Omega Squad Teemo out of the office."
oh great, thanks riot..... now there will be infinite
ap supports spoiling my experience of the game
First? ;u;
Don't judge me
So yasuo
is "more difficult" than azir
?
mains for hire apparently, I will humbly accept you into the factory, just a heads up wear gas mask's cause its full of toxicity
[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
Can someone explain to me why Yasuo is more difficult than Azir? And some
mains are probably gonna be like: OmG iTs HaRd To LaNd SoMe Q's!!!! Like, I get it. But still.
can u give us xayah and camille for the next one?
Still says that i have last weeks free champ selects
Oh boy. MORE YASUO'S
. I've been seeing him in nearly all my games already lol.
Katarina is op
I have all but three of these.
I don't even want to play
or
, but I guess
is okay...
Well...I haven't played as
in a while (since I refunded him). Guess I'll try playing as him again before the season ends.