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I believe you know why we called you all here.
Does it have to do with all those eggs on the wall that the guards are cleaning up?
Who did it?
Swain.
Where did he get so many from?
From Swain.
.......shudder
So does that mean we are going back to war against them?
Over eggs? That seems to extreme of a response.
Indeed. What we are going to do...is prank him back. Anyone got an idea?
Spin him around until he vomits?
That would require us to actually capture him.
I can ajust the light so that it is constantly in his face while he sleep.
Mmmmm...
SQUAWK
Got something to say Valor?
His thinks this is stupid. If you really want to prank Swain, then I got an idea. First we will....
Stage 020
Brrrr. It's really cold here.
H-how do w-we fight the b-boss here?
!!!
What's wrong Sona?
points
gasps
Someone was staring at them... Someone.... dark... and cold.
Why hello there. I am Lissandra, the Ice Queen.
Hello, queen. Can you tell us where the boss is?
Sure. Come over here.
walks to Lissandra.
FREEZE
What the-
How dare you freeze Hecarim. You're not a queen!
Why you're correct. I am the Ice Witch!!! I shall freeze all of you!
!!!
Who's second?
That-
Will be me!
I'm one of the first ones here! QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING CLEVER
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surgeon shen, kennen m.d and nurse akali should go on sale together :D
Great Evelyn is on sale sigh now I have to waste money on pinks
a potato flew around my room
Best of the Best skins
Resets are better for life.
Violence
STIM SALE!
(Extreme Drama Story that I tend to post everytime something pops up in the news section, because I rather write mini fanficitons than talk about the game)
PT Waluigi: Very well writen.
Lol, I waited all of september to get a brand gift from my friend that he promised. I still don't see it. 
never anything with heimy :(
Dude Riot seriously? These skins sales are so shit. And the idea of champion sales for RP, is so dumb.
Kalista going on sell so people can get her be for the skin
