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lightdragoon8832 votes
I believe you know why we called you all here.
Does it have to do with all those eggs on the wall that the guards are cleaning up?
Who did it?
Swain.
Where did he get so many from?
From Swain.
.......shudder
So does that mean we are going back to war against them?
Over eggs? That seems to extreme of a response.
Indeed. What we are going to do...is prank him back. Anyone got an idea?
Spin him around until he vomits?
That would require us to actually capture him.
I can ajust the light so that it is constantly in his face while he sleep.
Mmmmm...
SQUAWK
Got something to say Valor?
His thinks this is stupid. If you really want to prank Swain, then I got an idea. First we will....
honorspell13 votes
vs (rito why no valor face) LET THE BIRB WAR COMMENCE!!
ChickenBoiledEgg10 votesBird war eh. I bet 
will have to say a word or two on these newbies. Let the pranks of ancient Shurima amaze by their ingeniosity
SteveisBoss301 votesCant have a bird war without azir, CAW!!
RossMellow10 votesJesus Christ you all forgot about the only actual bird champion, I'm disappointed in you all. 
ChickenBoiledEgg4 votesSteal all his Eggs? (please don't steal me in the process...)
lightdragoon885 votesMmmmm...Boiled eggs.
Shadecrystal151 votes
Pierce and Skewer
esmelar2 votesMeanwhile at the cleaning site
You know, you can almost spell NOXUS RULZ on this mess.
Good, but when are you gonna finish cleaning me up?
sigh you better start sleeping INSIDE the castle from now
Laughing Fish4 votesBegun, the bird wars have. https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Me201498bc62afaad5b26acebc4f7ba82H0&pid=15.1
ElricOfMelniboné1 votesIf lux did her prank would she wind up killing him because of his crows eye?
50Shades of Wade1 votesI feel an Angry Birds arc approaching.
SmashYourPlates9 votesStage 020
Brrrr. It's really cold here.
H-how do w-we fight the b-boss here?
!!!
What's wrong Sona?
points
gasps
Someone was staring at them... Someone.... dark... and cold.
Why hello there. I am Lissandra, the Ice Queen.
Hello, queen. Can you tell us where the boss is?
Sure. Come over here.
walks to Lissandra.
FREEZE
What the-
How dare you freeze Hecarim. You're not a queen!
Why you're correct. I am the Ice Witch!!! I shall freeze all of you!
!!!
Who's second?
That-
Will be me!
wamos3 votesExcept, Lissandra is a queen...
SmashYourPlates1 votesstill
Shadecrystal151 votes And i'm a predator. is nothing compared to 
SmashYourPlates1 votesWell only knows freeze freeze and freeze so maybe the our arcade friends can get her "freeze" idea out of her mind :P
Jason the other2 votesI really like ur style of writting i look foward to more =D
Shadecrystal151 voteswhy thank you
me rammus4 votesI'm one of the first ones here! QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING CLEVER
tyrese20144 votes6th one to comment new record
º LB º3 votessurgeon shen, kennen m.d and nurse akali should go on sale together :D
bastifish2 votesGreat Evelyn is on sale sigh now I have to waste money on pinks
Starblaster119 votesPink wards are NOT a waste of money and you should get at least one in a game no matter what.
insaiyanbacca4 votesthat and who in their right mind would buy eve with rp? 1 shes kind of in a bad spot rn and 2 shes only like 1350 ip thats like maybe 10 games
22941 votesYou are aware that evelyn is among the strongest junglers in the game. A lot of people would greatly benefit from playing evelyn to gain elo.
Wind Whistler1 votes
or 
. I'm guessing you were also among the many people who complained about Shaco's "perma stealth" and "invisible" jack in the boxes on URF?
Sharkie2 votesa potato flew around my room
PT Waluigi1 votesSTIM SALE!
PT Waluigi1 votes(Extreme Drama Story that I tend to post everytime something pops up in the news section, because I rather write mini fanficitons than talk about the game)
PT Waluigi: Very well writen.
Sicarius Æternum1 votesLol, I waited all of september to get a brand gift from my friend that he promised. I still don't see it. 
MissTails1 votesnever anything with heimy :(
Boosted ADC1 votesDude Riot seriously? These skins sales are so shit. And the idea of champion sales for RP, is so dumb.
tylerciler1 votesBro do you really need to talk to riot if they want to see it they will see it in the sales bro
Carnage1 votesKalista going on sell so people can get her be for the skin
HMNG Reaper 1 votesBest of the Best skins
Aerioll1 votes
Resets are better for life.
Aerioll1 votes Violence
