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Man....I just could not think of anything for the champ I was going to use today, so I am going to use my backup story.
MMmm? It seems I have recieve a letter asking to be Jarvan IV date. They request it to be a blind date and not say who it is from. This has a 10% chance of working, but let do this.
Later at the date sight
Testing testing. Do you hear me Jarvan?
Loud and Clear. Is the escape route ready?
Ready
Good. Keep this channel open. We don't know who going to come through that door so we must be prepare.
The note did say they will be here around noon and will have a red ribbon on their head.
Copy that. It going to be noon in 3, 2, 1
ding
Someone coming in. It's...no.
Oh..my..god...
....
OH HELL NO!!!
Abort Abort!!!
GET OUT OF THERE JARVAN!!!
Runs away
...
Random NPC: Can I help you sir?
Found wallet outside. Want to return
Ashe and Taric escape bot lane for some action as Lissandra pushes throught a wave of minions in top lane and katarina makes her way to mid udyr as always fucking the shit out of red buff.
Hey lissandra.
Yes
Do you want to build a snow man?
OMG
Come on lets go and play
No.
I never see you anymore come out the door its like you've gone away
I'm right here
GG
We used to be best buddies, but now were not i wish you would tell me why.
Cause were in the middle of a ranked game
Do you want to build a snow man?
I SAID NO
It doesn't have to be a snowman
LEAVE ME ALONE
okay bye
A player has disconnected
She was truly outrageous and i mean truly, truly, truly outrageous
So... I'm a fan of frejhlord champions and was wondering if starting little cinematics or scenes with ice champions would appeal to anyone. Let me know if it sounds like a good idea.
Gotta get dat booty!
Bird's the word.
Quit puking on people.
No. Just no...
Takes fiery red head to a whole new level.
The fourth fail in a row.
Who's a good puppy? You are! Yes you are!
Riot, if for some reason, you read this, can you have one Legendary Skin on sale each week or maybe every two weeks? I bought RP purely for Blackfrost Anivia and I don't think I've seen any legendary skins on sale
Lightdragon his date was 
wasn't it!? Because he has a red ribbon around his eyes and we didn't "see" them making it a double entendre for him!
I miss Morzius' stories. #BringMorziusBack
Really? Only 3 comments now? Oh well, VALOR, TO ME.
More then just precious stones... taric is worth some VERY precious stones. Only 292 RP????? ( taric is suddenly played 250% more)
VALOR TO ME!
J4 and Nasus skin on sale :D YES!
Shockblade 
on sale pls
VALORRRRRRRRRRRR
