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lightdragoon8855 votesMan....I just could not think of anything for the champ I was going to use today, so I am going to use my backup story.
MMmm? It seems I have recieve a letter asking to be Jarvan IV date. They request it to be a blind date and not say who it is from. This has a 10% chance of working, but let do this.
Later at the date sight
Testing testing. Do you hear me Jarvan?
Loud and Clear. Is the escape route ready?
Ready
Good. Keep this channel open. We don't know who going to come through that door so we must be prepare.
The note did say they will be here around noon and will have a red ribbon on their head.
Copy that. It going to be noon in 3, 2, 1
ding
Someone coming in. It's...no.
Oh..my..god...
....
OH HELL NO!!!
Abort Abort!!!
GET OUT OF THERE JARVAN!!!
Runs away
...
Random NPC: Can I help you sir?
Found wallet outside. Want to return
Crait9 votes
please
lightdragoon885 votesMmmm...I might have an idea for her.
XFortuity3 votes
.... Babes plox
GetToTheLantern5 votesUm just seeing your date with Spears going through her chest is gonna be a real awkward dinner conversation or just an award dinner period.
not a starburst10 votes: Uh. Hi.
: ...
: So, uh, do you come here often?
: Only when I punish the oathbreakers for their crimes and consume their souls.
: ...
: ...
: Is that a no?
: ...
: ...
: ...yes.
ModWulf Helhammer1 votesNow I want to know who was actually supposed to be Jarvan's date
lightdragoon886 votesThe world may never know.....
Xavkul2 votesit was 
. right?
honorspell2 votesis it weird that i want rek'sai to be next?
lightdragoon882 votesI need her to be release so I can use her icon here.
General Keith28 votes
"No-no, Sion, you're supposed to keep his wallet."
"What? Why?"
"Now I have payback for him calling me a Noxian."
"Is it really that bad? I mean, we get free donuts-"
"SHUT UP YOU SPOILED NOXIAN FOOL!"
SalvanXBlood3 votesGeneral, what happened to the league stories u used to write. they were cool.
General Keith14 votesReally? <3 after my last post got downvoted to oblivion, I didn't think anyone cared anymore. Would you guys like me to start that up again? Who would you want me to do next? ;)
GetToTheLantern4 voteso.O TWO STORIES? boy oh boy the fight is on? Lightdragoon88 vs General Keith
P.S if you would do a story what would it be about? Oh and no competition right???
Omission5 votes
and 
please
TallyLove56 votesSion: Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.
J4: Doesn't look familiar to me.
Sion: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
J4: Nope, it's not mine.
Sion: It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.
J4: Return what to who?
Sion: [facepalms, then shows J4 his ID] Aren't you, Jarvan the 4th?
J4: Yup.
Sion: And this is your ID.
J4: Yup.
Sion: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
J4: That makes sense to me.
Sion: Then take it.
J4: It's not my wallet.
Get Singed26 votes+1 For the obscure Spongebob reference.
Laughing Fish2 votes
Eye see what you did there.
KeyserKnight2 votesYou sir, have won the internet this day!! 
DSRM Mobius4 votesOMG, best story yet, I LOVE YOU LIGHTDRAGOON!
lightdragoon883 votesAww shucks.
Laughing Fish4 votesA story with 
would be truly outrageous. Truly truly truly.... outrageous.
Starblaster112 votesNext do 
maybe.
rightmike001 votesLeave a comment
JOLLY GOOD SHOW!!
21cm x 13cm11 votesAshe and Taric escape bot lane for some action as Lissandra pushes throught a wave of minions in top lane and katarina makes her way to mid udyr as always fucking the shit out of red buff.
Hey lissandra.
Yes
Do you want to build a snow man?
OMG
Come on lets go and play
No.
I never see you anymore come out the door its like you've gone away
I'm right here
GG
We used to be best buddies, but now were not i wish you would tell me why.
Cause were in the middle of a ranked game
Do you want to build a snow man?
I SAID NO
It doesn't have to be a snowman
LEAVE ME ALONE
okay bye
A player has disconnected
She was truly outrageous and i mean truly, truly, truly outrageous
Blind Drunk9 votesGotta get dat booty!
nevaaaaaaaaaaarD4 votes Mustache to Booty
Mustache to Poro
XFortuity9 votesSo... I'm a fan of frejhlord champions and was wondering if starting little cinematics or scenes with ice champions would appeal to anyone. Let me know if it sounds like a good idea.
XFortuity2 votes 
Talon Gerrard6 votes
Bird's the word.
Quit puking on people.
No. Just no...
Takes fiery red head to a whole new level.
The fourth fail in a row.
Who's a good puppy? You are! Yes you are!
On Wings of Ice5 votesRiot, if for some reason, you read this, can you have one Legendary Skin on sale each week or maybe every two weeks? I bought RP purely for Blackfrost Anivia and I don't think I've seen any legendary skins on sale
Laughing Fish2 votesLegendary skins never go on sale, unfortunately. You will need to pay the full RP amount.
shiny zippo5 votesLightdragon his date was 
wasn't it!? Because he has a red ribbon around his eyes and we didn't "see" them making it a double entendre for him!
lightdragoon886 votesWho lightdragon?
shiny zippo2 votesIt's YOU! Just with a typo because apparently I can't read!
lightdragoon884 votesI know, I just posted like that cause I HATE being called a dragon.
EllaRyu693 votesis that a hint that you don't like ? ;w;
lightdragoon883 votesI like
EllaRyu691 votesok good to hear
rightmike001 votesok lightdragon!
IzanamiL0rd4 votesReally? Only 3 comments now? Oh well, VALOR, TO ME.
KungFuBuffalo3 votesWHATDYA SEE UP THERE
DontKillChick3n4 votesI miss Morzius' stories. #BringMorziusBack
gigagurdur3 votesMore then just precious stones... taric is worth some VERY precious stones. Only 292 RP????? ( taric is suddenly played 250% more)
nekojiru3 votesVALOR TO ME!
SpectralForce2 votesVALORRRRRRRRRRRR
FXXT ÌT2 votesJ4 and Nasus skin on sale :D YES!
Honor is Dead2 votesShockblade 
on sale pls
