New free champion rotation: Kalista, Draven, Thresh and more!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
Greetings Summoners!
Here are this week's free champions:
Wondering how we picked this week's free champions? Read up on it HERE.
See you on the Fields of Justice!
A Corporate Matter Episode 14:
"Ok, we may have a problem."
"What have you done this time?"
"Its a bit bigger than just us right now, look outside, there are two moons."
"What, did sona bring you the wrong elixir again? Alright, i'll take a look-HOLY EQUINOX, THERE ARE TWO MOONS OUTSIDE!"
"Yeah, its a bit odd, this is gonna change a lot of people around here. I wonder what we should call it, moon two is a little boring of a name. I know, we shall name it moon moon, gotta give it a smart name."
"Thats no moon moon."
"Diana, hello there, what do you mean?"
"Its not real. Last night, when it appeard it seemed like the best day ever for people like me, twice the power and all. But when i tried talking to it, it never answered. So, either its a fake, or just a really big jerk."
"The moon talks to you?"
"Yeah, its a lonely path being a Lunari. We keep each other company when we have no one else."
"Ooookay then. Why are you here?"
"The moon told me i would get answers here, so i await them."
"Sorry to disappoint, but there isn't much going on around here."
"Don't worry, the moon is always right, i shall wait."
A bit of waiting later:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Huh, WHAT IS THAT?"
"Its Chosen Master Yi falling out of the sky, better look out he is coming this w-"
Crash
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That was my favorite water fountain."
"OH MAN! That nearly hit me, that laser sword is right next to my foot. I guess i have been here so long that i fell asleep. I wonder what the world is like now.
"Shh, i'm meditating."
"Well, stop meditating and tell us what is going on."
"You see, the big moon in the sky. Its not a real moon."
"Yeah, i already told them that."
"It is a giant planet destroying ship, piloted by Forsaken Jayce. I attempted to defeat him, but was knocked straight out of the ship.
Now i hear he is going to immortalize that moment in a piece of art, which makes things worse."
"So, what is he doing here."
"I do not know. But since he is the opposite of me, it must be something evil. I cannot defeat him however, so we are all doomed."
"The moon tells me that you must go and find Swamp Master Kennen, and he shall train you to defeat your enemy."
"Then that is what i shall do, let me just retrieve my sword."
"AHHHHHHHHH! MY FOOT."
"Did i just hear someone scream about their foot, who was it?"
"I don't know, there is some freaky stuff going on again."
A Long journey later:
"I have made it to the swamp. Now, where is Swamp Master Kennen?"
"Hello there."
"Hello, i am in search of a great master, do you know where he is?"
"Found him you have, require what do you?"
"I must train, to defeat Forsaken Jayce.
"Then train we shall, let me hop on your back, and a training sequence will occur."
A bunch of training happens, that will probably not work at first but make him stronger in the end.
"Alright, final test you must take.
"What is it."
"You must lift that boulder over there with your mind, and move it somewhere else. Blocking sunlight to my house it has been."
"What? i can't move things with my mind. You only taught me handstands and how to throw shuriken and junk, i'm just a blade master."
"You must at least try."
"Stares awkwardly."
"Mistakes were made, apologize i do, long time with no one i have had. Forget i did, no try there is, only do and do not.
"If you are a true master, then you must also still be a student. Let me teach you something. JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A LIGHTSWORD, DOESN'T MEAN I CAN MOVE THINGS WITH MY MIND!"
"Attitude of you i do not like, train you no more i will."
"Alright, then i must go defeat my enemy, i am not afraid."
"You will be, you, will, be."
"Why, its not like i'm fighting my father or anything."
"No, because father yours i am."
"What!"
"Tell you this way, sorry i am to. Your mother and i, it was only a brief thing. To defeat your enemy, secret is to embrace who you are. Use my power i have given you as my son, now go."
"Defeat him i shall, i sense he has left his ship and is nearby, i will go to him now."
Meanwhile, back at the office:
"So, he said that thing is evil, think we should do something about it?"
"I guess, but what can we do?"
"I got this new high powered phonerang, i think i can hit it from here.
"You are a terrible shot, anyways, even if you did hit it what would it do."
"I don't know, maybe the ship has some tiny weakness. I'm gonna give it a try."
Throws
"And you just threw it into space, seems like a waste of-"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
"Nice shot, the moon tells me you hit the self destruct button on the back."
"That was an odd design choice. Well, better get back inside before the failing chunks of metal from the ship kill us all."
"I see Kalista is free again, don't you ever get tired of making her free?"
"Eh, she is never played for some reason, so if i keep making her free then eventually she shall be the most played adc and everyone will be happy."
99.42% more DRAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN
67.2% more taunt statues
37% more flag
99.99% more melee mains quitting for this week
75.75% more faceroll
37% more Daaaaaaaarknesssssss.....
73% more arcane
48% more lifesaving bubbles
100% more FABULOUS
89.9% more missed hooks, people walking into missed hooks
¯_| ಠ ∧ ಠ |_/¯
Hmmmm,
and
again
I think sometime Rito like this couple x)
NOOOOOOOOO WHY KAT!!!!!!!! Fuck mid lane this week. Everyone else i'm alright with but KAT?!?!?!?!??
thank goodness i'm Annie main

Starts playing more of
.
Makes joke about league of
is in free rotation.
Welcome to the league of Draaaven.
cool i finally get to try
jungle.
Katarina... lovely... all the trashy kids will be playing this week... I wish they would just remove her all together, she is the most pathetic champ in the game... skill not involved with spin to win....
I JUST GOT
ON SUNDAY! NOW I CAN'T PLAY HER BECAUSE THEN I WILL SEEM LIKE A NOOB! I also have
and
already. Not as bad as last week,
and
free. I am a mid laner that mains 
i feel the same man kat is kinda hard to cs with tho so if its a bunch of noob kats im fine but kat on free rotation stinks
Why does Kat have an eight rank of difficulty?
#
top
crap draven and kat uh reminde me not to play normals this week
lol nice they put galio in rotation with kat
Oi
This week's forecast? DAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS with a chance of pain. (
is the pain, btw)

b.
I'm not sure where to go with those forecasts
Whats tomorrows forecast?
More BBBBBBLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD
???????