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Sail on Ironside Malphite, sail on

Riot·10/6/2015, 10:04:44 PM·4 votes·35,790 views
  • “Our flames are all snuffed out this night
  • Sail on Ironside, sail on
  • We row hidden by the sea’s might
  • Sail on Ironside, sail on
  • Let blood red sails not pass this way
  • Sail on Ironside, sail on
  • Let us see the first light of day
  • Sail on Ironside, sail on
  • If it arrives over the swell
  • Sail on Ironside, sail on
  • If it arrives first ring the knell
  • Sail on Ironside, sail on…”

-Lines from a rogue slaughter fleet rowing dirge

Rule the seas (and any lane you want) with Ironside Malphite, now joining his Bilgewater cohorts in the League store for 975 RP!

142 Comments

Heraym10/8/2015, 6:13:46 PM49 votes

Now you can play as a boat in League GJ rito, GJ

Blood Reaper10/8/2015, 7:49:11 PM46 votes

Malphite (Crashes through door) Ring a ding ding the dingy is here!

Garen Dang you louse piece of scrap metal you broke the door. Now we got to pay for it.

Malphite Sorry I just-

Garen No you know better all ships have to wait outside.

Malphite But I can't.

Aatrox Why is that?

Malphite Because- because (starts crying) those ships are mean! They call me fat and small. They even made fun of my cannons!(cries even more)

Aatrox Really that's it, you destroyed half of this dock for that!

Quinn Aatrox shut your shark hole.

Aatrox (whispering) jerk

Quinn (patting mal's leg) It's ok you'll always be our loyal ship. Why don't you and me go hunting some sea dragons while these two think of an apology.

Garen What! No way!

Aatrox Yeah I'm not doing that.

Quinn (pulls out crossbow)

Garen Did I say no what I meant to say was yes.

Aatrox And I don't wanna die.

Quinn Good lets go mal. (leaves with Malphite)

Garen Should we get out of here be for the owner get he-

Gangplank WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DOOR!

Aatrox Garen Crap!

Garen Run shark boy ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

Lucky10/8/2015, 7:01:18 PM32 votes

Thats fucking maokai

ArclightVenom10/8/2015, 7:32:43 PM28 votes

I saw this coming from a league away. Cuz a league is a nautical measure of distance... and league of legends... Anyone? I'll let myself out

Secretary Bird10/8/2015, 7:21:14 PM24 votes

I always love a good boat fight as boatphite.

hippobot710/8/2015, 6:17:31 PM16 votes

Malphite can blaze but Graves cant have a cigar?

Da Gronch10/8/2015, 8:24:37 PM11 votes

Its great and all, but Malphite still needs to be re-sized. he is supposed to be this giant unstoppable force, yet he is puny compared to the likes of Sion and Nautilus. Rito Plz I want to play as a giant ship ramming into the enemy team, not as a toy boat a kid throws in the bathtub. Still a great skin though. (love the wheel)

tommyagun10/8/2015, 8:35:56 PM9 votes

Thanks riot for giving us a Blastoise skin :) Remember you gotta catch them all. Malphite

Twisted Tea10/8/2015, 9:28:53 PM8 votes

I miss the Bilgewater Event...I'd love a way to be able to listen to that music or Gangplank's announcer voice again...

Shroom Junkie10/8/2015, 6:24:26 PM8 votes

Malphite can be a fucking boat but Graves can't have a cigar?

They can update a skin splash AGAIN but Graves can't have a cigar?

They can catch a boat on fire but Graves can't have a cigar?

Riot can make a whole poem for a new champion skin but Graves can't have a cigar?

Vis Thighs10/9/2015, 3:24:09 AM6 votes

Zac grows with health. They should make it so Malphite grows with armor, so he isn't so small any more.

I M10/9/2015, 9:53:40 PM4 votes

i still think tire salesmen Malphite should be a thing

Draykow10/8/2015, 11:11:52 PM3 votes

He's a robot in disguise.

el Tartoon10/8/2015, 8:59:27 PM3 votes

Where is my skin? Brand

How Do You Meta10/9/2015, 12:01:43 AM3 votes

Great, now give us the bilgewater map skin for ARAM again :D

Still Illmatic10/9/2015, 1:21:57 AM2 votes

The only good skin he has is Glacial...he deserves better

Piglewarrior10/8/2015, 11:09:18 PM2 votes

Meanwhile... Kindred

Halnage10/9/2015, 12:51:29 PM2 votes

Does this finally give me a reason to spam sea shanties into my Skype calls?

ßubl10/8/2015, 8:58:10 PM1 votes

So, does this skin have lore like Cutpurse TF, the Graves one (I can't remember name specifically), Captain Fortune and Captain Gangplank? Or is this just a Bildgewater skin for Malph? Cause personally I think the lore could just be this is Gangplank's ship the Deadpool. Just why it's walking and hurting things and Malphite I have no idea, but...