_Void Log. I am finally able to talk to Kog'maw. He has gotten popular on TV and it took a while to get an audience with him. _
Malzahar it has been a while. How have you been doing?
Been doing good Kog'maw. Actually I am here to ask you some questions for the Void.
NPC: Mr. Kog'maw we are ready.
Be right there. I got to do a commercial shoot right now. But stick around I will be glad to answered your questions afterwards.
Sure.
NPC: And...Action.
Tired of being overweight? Tired of those diets? Well not anymore as I will share with you my secret. Take a look that this big pile of food over here. Looks good right? Well I am going to eat it all right now.
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Ahhh..such good food, but now with my secret move which I call "Living Artillery" you can shoot out the weight like this.
O_o
All that excess is now gone from my body and I am still full. And with just 5 easy payments of 19.99, you can learn this.
NPC: And cut.
Sorry about the wait.
.........walks away
Where are you going? What about your questions?
I don't need to ask anymore. I am going home.