Champion and skin sale: 02.28 - 03.03

Riot·2/23/2017, 11:11:31 PM·1 votes·18,210 views

Grab these champions and skins on sale for 50% off for a limited time:

Skin Sales

Give your champions a new look with these skins:

Lil' Slugger Trundle

~~520~~ 260 RP

Frostblade Irelia

~~975~~ 487 RP

Guardian of the Sands Rammus

~~975~~ 487 RP

Master Arcanist Ziggs

~~1350~~ 675 RP

Champion Sales

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29 Comments

Isaacorion2/27/2017, 3:09:14 PM20 votes

(Azir on sale for this story? Glorious coincidence)

The Counselling Center for Overpowered and Overloaded Champions Subject # : 7487462 Subject Name: Azir Status: Over-nerfed Preliminary Notes: Records indicate Lee Sin had a suspicious input on the nerfs on Azir. Well, two can play that game...

(Azir walks in, looking thoroughly depressed) Orianna : Welcome Azir. Azir : Hi... Orianna : Go right in, Counsellor Morgana is waiting for you. Azir : All right then. (Azir enters Morgana's office and sits down) Morgana : Good morning Azir. How are you? Azir : Well, as well as one who everyone knows is nerfed to hell can be I guess. Morgana : Yes, about those nerfs. I have news. Azir : All right (starts scratching at his neck) Morgana : What are you scratching for? Azir : Fleabugs on me. Morgana : Fleabugs?! Eww. Azir : Hey, if you've been sealed away for a thousand years, you tend to gather all kinds of bugs on you. Fortunately I've been getting them out. Morgana : All right. Now back to the nerfs. Azir : What's next? Gonna nerf my soldiers? Make them unable to be moved? Wouldn't surprise me. Morgana : Actually, we found out that Lee Sin hacked into our code and authorized a number of nerfs that were overly harsh. Azir : Really? That bas- Morgana : So, instead of reverting the nerfs, I figure a little revenge is in order. I have a buff that'll make you the ultimate Lee Sin counter. Azir : What? What?! Morgana : I'm buffing your passive turret. Azir : ... Morgana : Spawn time: Instant. Shurima may not have been built in a day, but these turrets spring up like daisies for you. Azir : Okay... Morgana : Fire rate: 2.5 attacks per second. That's right, you get the Treeline nexus turret on your passive. Azir : Daaaaayum. Morgana : And finally, the new passive. If you are killed while the turret is alive, it fires a homing shot that deals 100% of your AP plus the normal turret shot damage as True Damage to your killer. And this shot ignores un-targetability. Azir : That is glorious! Morgana : And finally, the turret doesn't decay as long as you are within range of its shots. And it has to be attacked to go down, no more self-destructs. Azir : I shall make Shurima great again! Morgana : Ah, no. Taliyah is already on that job. Azir : Oh. Dang. Maybe she is one of my distant grandchildren. She's doing more for Shurima than Sivir is. Morgana : Family business aside, these buffs should capitalize on any Lee-Sindrome coming your way to help you get revenge on Lee Sin. Azir : Thank you Counsellor Morgana. Finally, I will see the Rift and bring the glory of Shurima to all!

Jukoby2/27/2017, 4:21:29 PM4 votes

Oh my gosh!!! My Ziggs shin is here!!!

mangosawrus2/27/2017, 8:42:31 PM3 votes

six-hundred-seventy-three days !?!?!? that's getting close to two years ! jeez Rito! why'd it end up taking this long for the Anub'arak... err i mean... GuardianOfTheSands Rammus skin to finally get a half off sale?