Champion and skin sale: 02.28 - 03.03

(Azir on sale for this story? Glorious coincidence)

The Counselling Center for Overpowered and Overloaded Champions Subject # : 7487462 Subject Name: Azir Status: Over-nerfed Preliminary Notes: Records indicate Lee Sin had a suspicious input on the nerfs on Azir. Well, two can play that game...

(Azir walks in, looking thoroughly depressed) : Welcome Azir. : Hi... : Go right in, Counsellor Morgana is waiting for you. : All right then. (Azir enters Morgana's office and sits down) : Good morning Azir. How are you? : Well, as well as one who everyone knows is nerfed to hell can be I guess. : Yes, about those nerfs. I have news. : All right (starts scratching at his neck) : What are you scratching for? : Fleabugs on me. : Fleabugs?! Eww. : Hey, if you've been sealed away for a thousand years, you tend to gather all kinds of bugs on you. Fortunately I've been getting them out. : All right. Now back to the nerfs. : What's next? Gonna nerf my soldiers? Make them unable to be moved? Wouldn't surprise me. : Actually, we found out that Lee Sin hacked into our code and authorized a number of nerfs that were overly harsh. : Really? That bas- : So, instead of reverting the nerfs, I figure a little revenge is in order. I have a buff that'll make you the ultimate Lee Sin counter. : What? What?! : I'm buffing your passive turret. : ... : Spawn time: Instant. Shurima may not have been built in a day, but these turrets spring up like daisies for you. : Okay... : Fire rate: 2.5 attacks per second. That's right, you get the Treeline nexus turret on your passive. : Daaaaayum. : And finally, the new passive. If you are killed while the turret is alive, it fires a homing shot that deals 100% of your AP plus the normal turret shot damage as True Damage to your killer. And this shot ignores un-targetability. : That is glorious! : And finally, the turret doesn't decay as long as you are within range of its shots. And it has to be attacked to go down, no more self-destructs. : I shall make Shurima great again! : Ah, no. Taliyah is already on that job. : Oh. Dang. Maybe she is one of my distant grandchildren. She's doing more for Shurima than Sivir is. : Family business aside, these buffs should capitalize on any Lee-Sindrome coming your way to help you get revenge on Lee Sin. : Thank you Counsellor Morgana. Finally, I will see the Rift and bring the glory of Shurima to all!

Oh my gosh!!! My Ziggs shin is here!!!

six-hundred-seventy-three days !?!?!? that's getting close to two years ! jeez Rito! why'd it end up taking this long for the Anub'arak... err i mean... GuardianOfTheSands skin to finally get a half off sale?

Literally I just bought hecarim with rp last night...

Just spend all my RP yesterday [zombie-nunu-bummed]

gift me zed plz

The sales on Zed (Champion) are so common, but where are the skins??

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

I want hecarim skin

2 years passed,Riot please Academy

EHHH