New free champion rotation: Draven, Twisted Fate, Lissandra and more!

A Corporate Matter: Episode 19:

"Ah ha, this Golden Tablet is gonna be worth so much. I am gonna sell it and finally buy that Golden Black Cleaver. Rich rich rich. Shiner for my moon boots, new phonerang, light bulb for the closet."

"Are you sure you should have taken that thing? What if its cursed or something. We don't have the best of luck when it comes to these things."

"There are no such things as curses, silly Soraka. Now, where should i hang my Golden Black Cleaver, when i get it?"

"RETURN THE TABLET OR SUFFER MY CURSE!"

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT CURSES!"

"RETURN THE TAB!"

"I didnt think i would get to sell it this soon. Whats your offer?"

"Fine then, LET THE FIRST CURSE BEGIN!"

"!!!"

"Sona, i have no idea what you want. I am just going to go over here an-" "Boom!"

"WHY IS THERE A TEEMO SHROOM HERE!"

"Don't look at me, placing a mushroom could let them know i'm here. The only time i move is to catch a bug, its really boring."

"Maybe its just one left over from the battle we had he-" "BOOOM!" "BOOOOOOOOOM!" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

"THERE IS SO MANY OF THEM. EVEN ONE IN THE MOOSE HEAD!" "BOOM" "BOOM" "BOM"

"!!!"

"NO SONA, THAT THING DOESNT WORK ANYMORE, GO TO THE ELIXIR STORE!"

"!!!"

"There ya go, now we can clear these things."

"Aw, come on! RETURN THE TAB OR SUFFER MY SECOND CURSE!"

"WHATS YOUR OFFER!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

"AHHHHHHH, WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE NOISE!"

"MAKE IT STOP!"

"FUN FUN FUN FUN, LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND!"

"..." "SMACK"

"WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE!"

"!!!" "SMACK, SMACK, BLAST!"

"FRIDAY!, fridayyyyyy, gettin down o fr ay"

"Its gone, that horrible sound is gone."

"Time for my final curse, i will show you a whole new world. RETURN THE TAB!"

"WHATS YOUR, Hey, where are we?"

"I dont know, how did we get here? It looks like some kind of Prehistoric World."

"You are right, it is! And i am Prehistoric Cho'gath. Along with, Prehistoric Anivia and Prehistoric Renekton, we have been told to destroy you."

"Don't worry, he cant see us if we don't move, so just hold still."

"That only works in movies."

"You better run."

They run, for some reason they can outrun a giant dinosaur. Which they should not be physically capable of doing so. But i guess life, uh, finds a way.

"Alright, we lost Renekton and Cho'Gath back there."

"But wait, wheres Anivia?"

"SCREECH!"

"She flew ahead of us, clever girl."

"Alright, time to eat you."

"I dont know what to do. MUST, MAKE, BANANA CAKE. THAT WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING."

"Why, how did you even cook that out here? Ok, fine, take the darn tablet. I knew someone would stop me from getting my Golden Black Cleaver." "Throws tablet at Risen Fiddlesticks."

"Finally, my wall just doesn't look right without this. But i have to wonder, why did you want a rock that i painted gold to fill a hole in my wall?"

"Its just a rock, all this over a piece of-"

"Garbage! From me, King Garbage! Of the Garbage Dynasty! I thought no one liked garbage but me. Anyways, i am out of gold paint, and its so darn expensive these day. That is why i had to get it back."

"Alright, i have had enough for today. Lets go back to the office Soraka, we can read all the hate mail i got over making Ekko free. Like they think its my fault Corporate Lee Sin doesn't know how to balance. Maybe we can eat some of that Cake you made, for some unknown reason."

(Highly recommended that you watch the courage the cowardly dog episode: King ramses curse. Season 1, episode 7. For extra nostalgia and comedic effect.)

Soooo . . . 65% more tails 30% more sad emoticons 400% more GODDAMN GRABBER ARMS 100% more DRAVEN 25% more female Ezio Auditores 60% more letting it go 80% more cheap-ass Alpha Striking 55% more cannonball slows 75% more bubbles 95% more hat swag

i like how this story in the comments section is probably more important than the free champions

What a great week to be a zed main. You get an easy and a hard matchup for the midlane.

Finally! Lissandra is free. It's been ages.

Right as I unlock draven too!! ><

The Adventures of Two Ionian Swordsmen: Episode 1: Clashing Blades:

Narrator: Master Yi was in the Kumungu Jungle trying to think how he can calm down after his him was invaded. "THEY. WILL. PAY. I SWEAR IT."

Narrator: Master Yi went on to slay the creatures in the jungle in his mass state of anger. Meanwhile, Yasuo was also in the jungle fighting off his former Ionian allies who were hunting him. "Even if I did kill the Ionian elder, killing me won't bring him back regardless"

Narrator: When Yi was "hunting" in the jungle, he had accidentally used his Alpha Strike technique into Yasuo's blade after he had slain the Ionian swordsmen. "YOU. YOU TRAITOR. UUUAHH!!" "Woah Yi. Calm down. Just hear me out for a second." "I SHALL AVENGE IONIA AND YOU SHALL NOT STAND IN MY WAY!!" "Please! I wasn't the killer of the elder I swear!" "I'M NOT TRUSTING ANYONE AFTER WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO MY HOME! HAAH!" "Hasagi!" "Looks like I have beaten you Yi. Don't try retrieving your sword. You'll just die in the process." "Ugh. Looks like I'll have to sacrifice myself for Ionia." "....Now that I think of it you know, you don't really have to do that." "Huh?" "I can help you avenge Ionia, you can help me find the elder's actual killer" "Hmm....deal." "I've been out of Ionia for a while; who invaded it?" "Noxus. We had Udyr from Freljord to help us but the Noxian army was just too much for Ionia" "Yi! I have an idea! Maybe the killer is from Noxus. Maybe they had set up that invasion by forcing me to flee from Ionia! Yi, we have to go to Noxus to find the killer!" "Great idea! Lets go"

Narrator: And the two swordsmen had started their journey out of the Kumungu Jungle and onwards to noxus.

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Finally get to try out Top lane

yes lissandra

My fate is twisted

Is Darius worth buying?

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