Champion and skin sale: 06.07 - 06.10

The Tales of the Kindred Act 1: If I could teach the world to sing Episode 1: Eavesdropping on Prefight Chat

(Author's note: When Kindred speak, Bold is Wolf, Italics is Lamb)

(Lamb and Wolf remained at the tower for hours. Lamb standing at alert attention, never wavering or faltering as she watched the camp. Wolf was wild and unruly, chasing every little thing that flew near the tower, and catching a few birds that he nibbled on to feed his hunger. And then finally, Lamb noticed the Demacians approaching their camp.)

: Look Wolf, there is Demacia. Looks like their usual group of warriors. Think we can get closer and listen to them? (Lamb nodded, and she leapt from the tower. Wolf quickly dove beneath her and she landed on Wolf's head as he flew her closer to the Demacian camp. They landed in a tall grass brush and approached carefully. They saw standing Captain Morgan style in front of an inhibitor turret, the Demacian Standard flying gallantly on top of the turret.) : Sire, everybody is ready for orders. : Good, gather round everyone and let's get out strategy hammered out. : (whispers) Where's Poppy when there's a beautiful opportunity for a joke around her? : Okay, Quinn, Lux, do you think you can take the Bot Lane as ADC and Support? : Whatever you need, Valor and I can make it work. : Sounds like a "brilliant" plan. (Moment of awkward silence) : Ooookay, Garen, can you handle Darius in the top lane? : I sure can. I'll bring justice swiftly. : What about us Jarvan? : I'll take the bottom jungle to help set up Quinn and Lux. You go to the top jungle to bring more power to Garen's lane. : I like it. Don't forget to get to the fortress as soon as possible to capture the outer turrets. Right. All right, bring it in everyone. : DEMACIA!!!! :Demacia! (Lamb's eyes get huge) : Someone's in that brush! (Draws his blade and charges. Lamb leaps on Wolf and the two spirit away swiftly. They return to the tower and see Noxus has arrived too. Without speaking, they continue to the Noxus camp to listen in as well.) : The air is crisp. Good for a battle. Good for a rout of those Demacian dogs. They lack the brilliant mind of the battlefield I bring to the battle. : Swain, we're ready for orders. : Good, listen closely, I won't repeat myself. Darius, you and Draven are taking bot lane. : Really, you're giving me Darius as my support? : Excuse me, you think you have a better idea? Is your title the Master Tactician? : Nope, my title is DRAAAAAAAAVEN! : That's just your... never mind, not worth arguing over. : Permission to take top lane and murder everything in sight sir. : So you can facecheck a brush and find Garen there waiting for you? Request denied, bot lane jungle Katarina. Talon, you're in top lane jungle. : Marvelous... : I of course will take top lane, and be relaying orders across the field with pings and wards. Follow me, and victory is certain. : For Noxus!!! : For DRAAAAAVEN!!! : We should get back to the tower Wolf. I get front row seats to the show! And maybe figure out what that dark presence we were feeling is. (The two run from Noxus's camp back to the fortress. To their surprise, a grey beam of light is focusing a small dead tree) : Someone is in!

The Pool Party

: Ahh, the pool party at last and now to . . . uh oh. (flashes behind Yasou)

: Alright, now where is that little brat? I'm telling you when I get my hands on her, I'll . . . Sona? Where are you going?

: ... (gets into her DJ skin)

: What? How dare you?

: ... (Heads to the stage and starts playing)

: Great. Now who will help me . . .

: CANNONBALL!!!!!! (drenches half the champions)

: Just my luck. (walks off)

: What was that all about?

: Humm, ohhh. Nothing, I mean she was mad at being ganked last time.

: Ahhh, and if you will excuse me, I have to get in the pool before Darius and I have a disagreement over kill-stealing.

: Ohhh, sure. Nasas, you're one of the life guards?

: Apparently, so. But Renekton got the day off. Just my luck.

: See ya later, Nasus. I got a date with freedom. (dives into the shallow end of the pool)

: Sigh. He never changes. COMING THROUGH! LIFEGUARD ON DUTY!

: What a nice brother. Teemo, how are you?

: You mean outside of having cracked ribs, a few broken fingers, and bruises all over? I'm healthier than Soraka, thanks to Tristana. Hey wait a minute. TRISTANA, DON'T USE YOUR . . .

: WHEE!!!!

: . . . rocket jump. Sigh. Anyways, thanks Taliyah for asking. But Gragas and Darius are still out to get me considered the fact that I spiked their drinks.

: WHERE IS HE? NOBODY SPIKES MY DRINK AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!

: Well, time to disappear.

: Poor Teemo. But let's enjoy the sun, right Leona.

: Right. Ohh and last one to the pool is a rotten egg.

: Hey, no fair. (races after Leona)

: Would love to join you guys, but I need to sharpen my skills for challenger. (begins to sharpen her nails)

THE END

Yorick skin on sale :o

When yorick is finally getting a rework so his skin is on sale

Yorick rework confirmed!

OH god... Zed is on sale... Buy itttttt...

Yorick skin wow

Yay Zed sale!

I just want Pentakill Karthus..

Guardian of the Sands is the only Xerath skin that I don´t have. Pentakill is not that good of a skin but as a Yorick player and hyped about his rework i have to get it, it should look amazing on the splash rework.

Tottally getting both

I came here out of habit for a story from LightDragoon and barely to see the sales... [zombie-nunu-hearts]

And then I just remembered that Lightdragoon no longer does stories here anymore... [zombie-nunu-tears]

Of course days after I get Jarvan IV he goes on sale..[slayer-jinx-unamused]

of course the day after i got zed he goes on sale

Boneclaw shyvana... More like Boobclaw Shyvana am i right? .... No? ok ill see myself out