"BARTENDER, BASS ME ANOTHER ONE."
"I'm not sure that's a good idea bud."
"DO I LOOK LIKE I'M GIDDING," he said while slamming the table so hard the entire bar shook.
"I know you're not kidding, but you really have had way too much already"
Click.
"Okay, okay. No need to pull out the guns."
"Hello there bartender, is this here fella giving you trouble."
The bartender looked at 'this here fella' and a vicious stare warned him for the better.
"Oh no, none at all," replied the bartender, "you can move right along enforcer.
But while Neon Strike Vi (487 RP) was oblivious to the secret exchange, an observant shadow in the corner.
The Fist would not stand for corruption.
Walking into the light, her red clothes moved with her, forming a red cloak around her body. Her blades were carried with elegance, as if an extension of herself. Anyone looking at her had the distinct impression that if she willed it, they would blink and no longer be able to see her.
Blood Moon Akali (487 RP) walked up to the table and sat with the miscreant on her left, and a fish-woman on her right.
"You seem to be upsetting the order of this place."
"I'LL DO WHATEVER I FELLS LIKE DOING." hiccup
Just as the tension started building up, a weary adventurer walked in, with an egg on his shoulder.
"I'm sorry Nami (487 RP)," he said, "but I didn't find anyone here who knew anything about the moonstone."
"Indeed," said Anivia (395 RP), as she blossomed out of the egg, "no-one here has even heard of the tail."
"Thank you anyways Ezreal (440 RP)," said Nami, "and you too Anivia."
"Moonstone you say?" said Blood Moon Akali, "The temple that trained me in the arts of the Blood Moon had records on every artifact relating to the moon. Perhaps there is hope there."
"WOULD YOU TAKE ME?!" asked Nami in glee.
"I would be honored to."
"NOW HOLD ON THERE," yelled Longhorn Alistar (260 RP), "NO-ONE AIN'T GOING NOWHERE, YA HERE."
In a deft yet slightly drunken movement, he pulled a gun out of each pocket, firing first at Anivia, who blocked the bullet with her ice wall, and then at Ezreal, who used the arcane power of his weapon to shift his position... right into a table where he knocked his head.
In a rapid burst he slammed the ground, knocking up the Neon Strike Vi into the air long enough to get behind her. Then, putting all his force, he head-butted her. She went flying into Anivia's wall, shattering it, and then collapsed on top of her.
Blood Moon Akali was the first to react. She dashed towards Longhorn Alistar, swinging her blades in all directions, trying to slash through his defenses, but his unbreakable will proved sufficient to withstand the assault. In a mighty blow, Alistar punched Akali right in the face, and then head-butted her into the wall.
That left only Nami.
Thinking fast, she threw a bubble at Alistar, who just dodged it, only to get hit by her blast of water while he was off balances. She quickly followed up with a burst of water blasts, targeted not at Alistar, but at the floor, causing him to slip. When he charged at her in a stupor of rage, she summoned a mini tidal wave which she launched at him, knocking him back into the drinks cabinet and taking him out once and for all.
Ezreal was the first to recover, then Neon Strike Vi and Anivia, and finally Blood Moon Akali.
“That,” said Ezreal, “was impressive.”
“That is what I call a test,” said Blood Moon Akali, “I now know you are worthy to partake in any knowledge the Temple of Blood Moon may have to offer. We will leave in the morning.”
"Wait," said the bartender, "you STARTED a FIGHT in MY BAR to test her "worthiness"?"
"There are greater things in life than the order of your bar," responded Akali, "I did my job well; I did that which had to be done."