Warrior Princess Sivir (260 RP) walks through the enemy jungle with caution. The foe has two assassins, both very different from each other, but both snowball beyond anyone's control. Sivir would have a better view of the enemy jungle, see, but their support dc'ed 10 minutes in and Sivir has had to go it alone since. As a result, no wards besides her small little trinket. This time, however, the enemy bot lane had pushed too aggressively and taken a few shots from the tower, and with her ultimate active, she now had the rare opportunity for a 1v2 double kill, against a High Noon Twisted Fate (487 RP) as an ADC and his connected support. She has just used her little trinket in the river bush so she has but one terrifying choice for the double: to facecheck.
Much rather than a weakened bot lane, she faces the two terrifying persons in question. Before she can react with her ult, the Void Spikes of Mecha Kha'Zix (675 RP) slow her, and suddenly, the Void space dude known only as **Kassadin (395 RP)**Riftwalks right into her face. With a kill easily in their sights, they decide to wait for a little while, to toy with their prey.
But Sivir is curious. "Hold up a minute. Kassadin. Kha'Zix. Aren't you two, like, sworn enemies or something?"
Such a quick question from the victim catches the two cold-blooded killers off guard. "Now, see," retorted Kassadin, "I went to a desperate place after I got reworked. The Rift was so hyped about how I was to be nerfed to the point of no return, and I sank into a classic case of Void depression. However, one match, I found the truth: I was no longer perma-banned and I was still as overpowered as I was before. In my burning desire to wreak havoc against those who wanted me out of the dreadful meta, so I teamed up with the other hunter you see here. He's a robot now, too, so it's not really against my anti-Void creature-thingimajiggy stance".
But being a bloodthirsty robot and wanting no more time to wait before Sivir is slain, he cuts straight to the chase and goes for the kill, but just because Sivir is alone in the bot lane doesn't mean that she is alone on the Rift. Suddenly, Brand (440 RP) appears from the mid lane, landing his Conflagration on Kha'Zix and letting it spread to Kassadin before landing his Sear, holding a trapped Kha'Zix in place as Brand an Sivir get an unlikely kill of of the robot. Kassadin barely manages to RIftwalk away and is recalling, but is too distracted by the shop menu to see Sivir's jungler** Zac (487 RP)** leap from over the nearby wall and end his life once and for all. So much for two unkillable assassins.
Teamfight wins are teamfight wins, but Kha'Zix and Kassadin were still fed to a degree, and had snowballed to the point where the other team was hopeless. Just as the enemy team was at their nexus, and all hope was lost, SIvir was about to finally die, but three words of an overpowered newcomer echoed throughout the RIft and gave the desperate team hope even as the newly reconnected support was still level 5:
"Stand behind Braum!"
So I know you'll be skeptic, but contrary to some beliefs, I am NOT a smurf of Lord Moriuz, or anyone else. I am just someone who loves these little stories for each skin sale, I've read every one since a started playing not too long ago. In the honor of Lord Moriuz and others who write these in his absence, I decided to beat the others to the punch and write this, my first. Please let me knwo how I did, thanks for reading.
-RLB