BREAKING NEWS: PLANET DESTROYED

Riot·1/12/2017, 6:53:20 PM·5 votes·64,382 views

BREAKING NEWS: Planet marked by strange skull moments before destruction

Earlier today, hostile forces obliterated an outer planet rumored to be the site of classified interplanetary council meetings. Casualties are expected to be in the millions.

Multiple eyewitnesses report seeing a skull forming on its surface moments before destruction. Other accounts claimed to see a massive, unidentified spacecraft lurking around the area before the attack.

Please contact the authorities with any leads on this act of terror.

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216 Comments

Provolone1/13/2017, 3:13:36 PM57 votes

"Please contact the authorities with any leads on this act of terror."

I contacted my local police because I saw a suspicious orange in my backyard. I'm now in a psychiatric ward.

10/10 would call again.

LOS Kuriboh1/12/2017, 11:09:49 PM31 votes

No wonder she picked tentacles over a planet destroying douche-canoe. Illaoi

Thaurron1/12/2017, 8:20:27 PM28 votes

Oh god I can see it now:

BREAKING: UNCHRISTIAN VIDEO GAME TEACHES CHILDREN PLANETARY ANNIHILATION

Dereksmifzz1/12/2017, 7:26:28 PM26 votes

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Saebi1/12/2017, 11:22:25 PM25 votes

what...?! he kicked a poor alien poro! how could he be so cruel >:c reported to Braum

NeoFission1/12/2017, 8:53:48 PM20 votes

More like BREAKING NEWS: ADC ROLE DESTROYED.

JOÊMAMAMAN1/12/2017, 8:20:39 PM12 votes

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Fyrox1/13/2017, 3:21:37 AM9 votes

I am in fully supporting Aeszarck in his "mission" of unveiling scams. Guys like him prevent stupid guys like me to fall in these traps and get hacked. (I got stuck for a week being called IM GAAAAAAAY)