Ahhh..it nice to have a day without having a date. No weird people, no one trying to kill me.
DIE JARVAN!!!
And...so much for that.
I am Kalista, and I am here to kill you.
....why?
Contract. People offer me their souls and I kill the person that betrayed them.
What? Who the heck did I betray?
Sally from High school. During your second year on April 1st.
....That was an April Fools joke.
April Fools?
Yeah. I fool her into thinking we were going to fool some other people but ended up fooling her. I mean, she did that to me during our first year of high school so I did it for revenge.
Huh..well this is awkward. That not something to kill over or sell your soul for. But I am under contract to kill that which carry the blood of Jarvan IV.
Mmmm...I think I have and idea.
Later that night
Another day without bloodshed. Is there anyone that can satisfy my thirst for combat?
thunk
Huh? Why is there a spear going through my chest?
You who carries the Blood of Jarvan IV. I am here to kill you for good.
You think you can kill me? I don't think you can kill my boredom.
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
On a nearby hill
munches This is good popcorn.
I know. This is a good show. Thanks for inviting me.
No problem.
Umm...does this count as a date?
If you want it to.
:)
Note: It's my Birthday...yesterday. :P