Champion and skin sale: 06.03 - 06.06

The Tales of the Kindred Act 1: ??? (Revealed next episode) Prologue: Walk with me, Hunt with me.

(Wolf and Lamb are walking through a forest. Wolf is floating around smelling everything nearby while Lamb is walking southward, never looking away from her path.)

Wolf: Lamb, tell me a story. Lamb: Sorry dear Wolf, but we must hurry. Wolf: Hurry? Is there a chase?! Lamb: Not now, but there might. Wolf: I love a good chase! Where can I chase? Lamb: We need to hurry to the Wartorn Plains. Conflict is building. Wolf: Demacia and Noxus at it again. Sounds fun. Lamb: Something is strange though. A dark presence is already there. Wolf: I'll hunt it down and chase it. Lamb: Such good spirits you're in Wolf. Come, run with me and make haste. (Shoulders her bow and breaks into a sprint though the forest. Wolf shifts into a full body wolf form and runs beside her. They rush through the forest at great speeds until Wolf shifts back into his wolf head form.) Wolf: Lamb, I'm hungry. (Lamb sighs and draws her bow. As she vaults over a fallen log, she fires an arrow at an unaware rabbit, killing it instantly. Wolf floats to it and scoops it up in his mouth. Their run through the forest now is filled with sounds of crunching and chewing.) Wolf: Tasty. Yummy. Furry. Lamb: Enjoy dear wolf. We're getting closer. Wolf: Do you think anyone's here yet? Lamb: Not yet, but they're coming. I can sense hostility approaching from the east and the west. (They arrive at the Wartorn Plains. An area with two diagonal lanes with a ruined fortress in the center of the area. No trees or walls except for the fortress, only tall grass as far as they could see. Two camps had been set up on opposite sides of the lanes.) Lamb: Now, where to go to get a good view? Wolf: To the fortress! Let's play hide-and-seek till they get here! (Starts to run to the fortress) Lamb: But you can never hide from me Wolf. (Follows Wolf into the fortress. The two climb up the walls of one of the less destroyed towers to see far and wide for the approaching conflict.) Wolf: Lamb, I'm hungry. Lamb: (Face palm) ...

With the pool party nearing, champions head to the one "and only" store that has their every need.

: Come on Renekton. Teach me how to lifeguard.

: Bahhh, why would I do that?

: Because I asked you nicely. But if you are going to be like this, then I will have to tell mom.

: Ok, fine. But only if you let me play the 3DS.

: What the . . . bu bu bu bu, you can't. (walks away)

: Do those two never know when to stop, woops.

: Opps, sorry Taliyah for getting in your way, just watch where you are going, since I am having trouble looking you down. But anyways, can you help me for a moment?

: Sure, what is it?

: I need you to plant some of my shrooms, uhh do not ask me how I got them in through security. But I need you to plant them in the womans bathing suit section. Do that and we can got about our merry ways.

: But I can't do that. You have to remember that I am a minor and besides I need to pay for my bathing suit. Ask Lulu to do that, since she is old enough, but I really need to go before I am seen with you.

: Really? And why is . . . Ohhh.

: THERE HE IS!!!!! GET HIM!!!!

: Lets make him pay for taking all THREE OF MY FIRE DRAGON BUFFS!!!

: Not to mention my two earth dragons so I couldn't split push.

: Ohhh boy. Hump. Ohhh, boy I remembered I switched out flash for ghost. Yai!!!! (Runs for cover in the boy's clothing section.)

: FOR DEMACIA!!!!! (dives and catches Teemo.)

Everyone dog piles on top of him with Gragas being the last.

: YES!! (Body slams on top of the dog pile.)

: Better get out of here before this gets messy. Or I get caught in it too.(Hurries away to avoid the group)

: Glad to get out of there and now to pay.

: That will be 3000 gold. Thank you.

: Finally got out of there. And . . . Ohhh.

: I shall wreak vengeance on you for ganking me four times in three minutes and only thanks to Sona here that I walked away from those ganks twice.

: ...

: Ok fine, once. But seriously who was counting?

: ... (raises hand)

: Arrgh, you never make it easy for anyon . . . Hey, where did she go?

: ... (points to the newly formed stone wall behind them)

: You are right, I suppose. But if you tell anyone, I deny it completely.

: Glad I gave them the slip. Now to gather the rest of the pool party needs.

Abyssal Nautilus Looks Amazing! + = Abyssal

Yes! Finally getting URF corki! Favorite champ, too bad he sucks ¯_(ツ)_/¯

worst skin skins ever. No 1350 skins

Azir has not been on sale in a while Enough said. GOTTA BLAST