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Lord Moriuz255 votesGeneral Wukong (375 RP) walked through the jungle, holding his head up high, admiring the trees and stuff. It was a good day, they were beating the enemy team by a lot, so he finally had some time to look at all the beautiful stuff around him.
He wasn't taking credit, of course. Gangplank (395 RP) was the hero of the day. He caught the whole enemy team in his ult, who didn't pay a lot of attention to it. That is, of course, until they saw that he had 6 Rabadon's deathcaps in his inventory. Cleaning up the dying enemies was an easy job after that. You know what they say: AP GP OP.
Suddenly, out of the corner of his right eye, he noticed a rustling in the nearby bushes. He stopped walking and turned his head, wondering what could be hiding in there. Maybe it was the enemy jungler, Shyvana (440 RP), ready to pounce in her dragon form?
Wukong slowly grabbed his magical stick (not a euphemism), as the rustling in the bushes increased in speed and intensity.
"SKAAAR!(260 RP)" Yelled a creature, as it jumped out of the bushes and towards Wukong.
The monkey looked at it with amusement.
"What are you?" He asked, analysing the animal.
"What do you mean?" He replied, "I'm Skarner!"
"Oh! He talks!" exclaimed Wukong with amusement, "he thinks it's people! So cute. Are you a Pokemon?"
Skarner's face went red. He had been released like 2 weeks after Wukong, how come he didn't recognize him?
Before he could reply, however, he was surrounded by some bubble and was lifted up in the air.
"I know it's not a poke-ball, but it'll do," said Nami (487 RP), "how should we name it?"
"He said his name was Skar... Something..." Wondered Wukong, "Skarmory I guess?"
As they were walking back to their base with the creature they had just caught, they were spotted by an enemy. They were so distracted that they didn't see how a bright red phoenix attacked them from behind.
"Look! Another Pokemon!" Yelled Wukong with excitement.
"Wait, what?" Asked Phoenix Quinn (487 RP) while in her Valor form, "you don't recognize me either?"
"I've never seen this one either," said Nami, "it must be legendary! Maybe this is Moltres!"
"Oh yeah! Let's catch it!"
"No, wait, what the hell are you doing?" Quinn's cries for help went unanswered as she got caught inside a bubble as well.
Wukong and Nami now had a Pokemon each. It was time to start their new journey. Who would beat the elite four first? Who would catch them all first? And, most importantly: Who would be the true champion in the end?
Both rivals looked at each other, with their new, loyal companion by their sides.
"It's on!"
Lord Moriuz58 votesGuys, I have a question, hopefully you can help me out.
I want to buy a new laptop. I was gonna buy an MSI GE60 or GE70, but then a friend offered me another one.
He's offering me an ASUS ROG G73Jw for half the price of the MSI. The difference is: the MSI would be brand new, while the ASUS laptop is slightly used. I saw it and it seems to be in good condition (but still, not a brand new product, so who knows...).
Any suggestions?
(PS. vote for 
for the all-stars hexakill URF!!!)
FuYunShui10 votesLogged in to upvote the downvote... awaiting someone of the savvy kind to help Moriuz here out...
Edit: I used to have a ROG G53, the upside of it is that it can have memory upgrades and performs very well, but I suggest that you google regarding how well they hold up/ how long they last, I broke mine a while ago and it wasn't the laptop's fault.
Anyways this isn't League related but HEY it's Moriuz and he can play League even better with a better laptop!
ExiCane11 votesNeed more information. Ram: ? Graphics Card: ? Processor: ? Those are the three main things you're looking for on a decent laptop (That you plan on gaming/watching videos with.) ps: First time I logged in to comment, always read your stories. You have one hell of an imagination. Thank you :D! ((pss: I'd go with a new one without a question, if the old one your friend is looking to sell you is 2+ years old))
Capt CinnaCrunch12 votesI looked up the GE60 and GE70, and they are very strong laptops. the one your friend is offering you is strong to but the graphics that it has will be outdated quicker then you may think. I would go with the GE60 or 70 if you have the money for it and enjoy gaming. They all can definitely play league but both of the GE laptops will be able to play games like skyrim battlefield etc. Don't buy your computer right away put a lot of thought and research into it so you can be 100% confident in your choice.
Lord Moriuz11 votesThanks for the info!
iWalkWithLions5 votesUpvoted just because its Moriuz
SuchLikeWhale5 votesThat's an interesting story! Do you write fan fictions by any chance?
Lord Moriuz13 votesNah, just the sale stories
Phat Höe7 votesLord Moriuz, a man after my heart
killac14 votesoh noes here comes an ash catchem Ez skin.
A Smelly Smell59 votesYAR HAR FIDDLE DE DE
INFINITY EDGE IS SO OP
EATING ORANGES AND NEGATING CC
I AM A PIRATE. 
punishernumber113 votesok -
Ardond16 votesYes you have oranges, but; do you have a jar of dirt? HMMMMMM
ElJanitorFrank14 votes"I got a jar of diiiiirt."
Dragonknight20205 votesYou may have a jar of dirt, but where's the rum gone?
Updownbanana2 votesI got a jar of diiiiirt! I got a jar of diiiiirt! I got a jar of diiiiirt! And guess what's inside it!
Pulsefire Teemo34 votesRiot, a suggestion for you. Why don't you ask Lord Moriuz write the lore stories for new champions? He seems to be a great, intelligent, and a creative writer. I would be glad to see him work as one of the Riot employees. :)
GaleWinUnleashed3 votesThe problem is languages. The stories were stopped because it was too much trouble to translate it into all of the supported languages. That issue would still apply, regardless of who writes the stories (although Moriuz does an excellent job of it).
Chainsaw Vagina5 votesWELL THANKS FOR SHUTTING DOWN HIS IDEA LITTLE SHIT
lightdragoon8826 votes
"I miss my battlecast kind."
Crowe Stalker14 voteshttp://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/324/1/0/battle_cast_skarner_by_akiman-d6v00wy.jpg This should sate your appetite for a bit. And I'm just sitting here waiting for Battlecast Kog'maw.
lightdragoon8815 votes...sigh unzip
Turte Brawler6 votes
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ElJanitorFrank4 votes
Ardond2 votesthat picture is awsome
DrunkDoggo3 votesi want it.... SSOOOOOOOOO BAAAD!
lightdragoon882 votesWe all do.
Chakapocalypse25 votesIt'd be pretty awesome to see a Full Metal 
. A metal dragon flying at you would be terrifying.
Calamari Dude14 votes
Sion Rework Coming Anytime soon? Looked at all the discussions. It's been a good 9 months of chatter on his rework.
Flugël5 votesbut i like the pizza feet
Pay To Flay2 votesTaric has one slice. Dat Nhigga Sion got the whoooole pizza.
Ardond2 votesno, Sion got the Dinner plates on a few leftover tree trunks from his lumber jack day job
Eorteth6 votesDemonoid (Baal diablo 3) urgot skin when?
oh right, riot hates urgot.
Lord Moriuz23 votesI'm still waiting for "Baby Urgot"
Xtremey13 votes10/10 would bang
pericarditis8 votesAs someone who likes playing Urgot and really wishes he had some better skins (and would gladly pay for such skins), I have to say that Baby Urgot is amazing and needs to happen right now.
Lord Moriuz8 votesI agree. I think Urgot's skins have great splash arts (butcher Urgot is scary as hell, and Crabgot looks awesome stealing that lady).
But in game... They just aren't that great D:
FalconPaaaawnch23 votesThat... I... Fucking creepy as hell.
Turte Brawler6 voteswhat. the. actual. f^ck.
alphakennibody5 votesoh wow i just bought that skarner skin 2 days ago
Lord Moriuz9 votesBefore you buy a skin, you should find out when it was last on sale. If it's been a year or longer, then it will probably be on sale soon, so don't buy it yet.
If it was on sale like, a month or two ago and you missed it, then yeah, buy it at full price.
SurfingFish4 votesAND I JUST BOUGHT NAMI WITH RP GG
Chakapocalypse10 votesYou can send Riot a support ticket and they will refund you the difference.
GaleWinUnleashed3 votes
To buy or not to buy... That is the question.
Phoenix Tear2 votesDon't buy it, a better skin will come soon.
Locxas9 votesFalse, Jade Dragon was just on sale maybe a month ago. A better one will come in roughly a year
Lord Moriuz2 votesI own Jade Dragon (year of the dragon bundle), would you say it's better than this one?
I looked at the skin spotlight for it and it doesn't look that special. What do you think? Should I buy it or stay with Jade Dragon?
Yeerus3 votesIm not a huge fan of it... It's not bad, but volcanic and jade dragon are way better. But i'm stuck here with general instead because of mystery gifts (Rito y)
GaleWinUnleashed4 votesI already have both Volcanic and Jade Dragon, to be honest. Not going to get the worst of the 3 on top of those.
